Metal

nickle
or Copper

copper


Penny

or

Kettle

penny

arcade
or
pincher

Arcade

Arkanoid
or
Dance Dance Revolution?

dance revolution


Stripper

or

Pole

pole..

barber
or
may...

may

April showers
or
May flowers

April showers

alone

or

with somebody

with sombody

sweet
or
salty

Sweet

With me
or
Against me

against me

dry hump
or
wet hump

wet hump

camel
or
cameltoe?

cameltoe

spandex
or
lycra...

spandex

leotard
or
biker shorts

leotard

Captain Morgan
or
Kerri Strug

Capt. Morgan

Coke or

7-Up!

7-Up

never had it
or
never will

never will

sky dive
or
hang glide

sky dive...

'chute
or
free fall...

'chute

chutes
or
ladders?

ladders

spank juice

or

boy butter?

spank juice

spit
or
hand lotion

hand lotion

sunroof

or

moonroof

moonroof

t-tops
or
rag top

rag top

65 corvette

or

55 bel air

65 corvette

65
or
69?

69...

top
or
bottom...

top

bedroom
or
back seat?

backseat

4 door

or

2 door

4 door (although it can be done in the back seat of a tudor - just difficultly...)

car
or
truck...

truck

ford

or

chevy

Ford

Row or wade? (Like to cross a ford. What did you think I meant?)

I'm trying to figure which Tudor's backseat it could have been done in at all without their guards skewering you. I think the Henrys are right out. I know precisely diddly about Jane. Mary was Catholic, but not an altarboy, so she's out. I'm pretty sure Liz I was born with a stick up her fundament, so she's out. Was Edward Vi a bit light in the royal loafers?

top, this is a "tudor..."

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/51ford17596-A.jpg">

meanwhile...

wade...

v.
or
vs.

vs.

The People
or
Larry Flynt

Larry Flynt

Hustler
or
Playboy

hustler

pool hall

or

casino

pool hall...

straight
or
nine-ball

Straight

Straight
or
High?

High

weed
or
grass

Grass

Green
or
Fairway?