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Old 09-08-2006, 12:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you smell like right now?

Haha well we have one for just about everything else. This thread right here is pioneering smell-o-vision on the internet.

Mustard and salt and vinegar...mmmh good lunch (with a chile beer too, but I don't think that has as much of a smell).
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fruity Pebbles... ohhh YUMMY
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I smell a little like laundry detergent, a little like my aftershave, and a little like my dog.
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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golf-sweat...
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Old 09-08-2006, 03:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I smell like bounce sheets.
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Old 09-08-2006, 04:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Icy Blast Irish Spring soap and Axe body spray.
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Old 09-08-2006, 04:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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body odor, fabreeze, deodorant and Taco Bell mild sauce.. Good Combination imo.
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Old 09-08-2006, 05:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Two hours short of a needed shower.
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Old 09-09-2006, 01:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I smell like Calvin Klein "Truth" (a little, I put it on 14 hours ago).
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Old 09-09-2006, 08:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My fave- Egyptian Musk oil
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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coffee....
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Old 09-10-2006, 04:02 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-10-2006, 12:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Minty fresh. It's funny I can remember when I used to hate the taste of toothpaste and brushing my teeth. Now I can't go 12 hours without brushing and flossing. I wonder if its our actual taste buds that change or just our perception?
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I smell like garlic and ginger. I sware, its impossible to wash that smell off your fingers after cooking with it...
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Old 09-10-2006, 05:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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This morning, it was coffee. Tonight, it's.....kitty spit.
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Old 09-10-2006, 06:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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hot buttered ass.........
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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hot buttered ass.........
Have you been sitting in a frying pan again just so you can say you have a hot ass?
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Old 09-11-2006, 11:43 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Joe doesn't need a frying pan! I'll have to warn you not to ever go to one of his BBQ's though. That image will haunt me for the rest of my life...

I smell like joe, without the butter.
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Old 09-12-2006, 03:32 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Hey now........prime cut, baby!!!
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Old 09-12-2006, 04:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old Spice after shave
Irish Spring soap
Johnson's Baby Shampoo (mine ran out )
Leather from my jacket
and coffee

I hope.
My allergies are flaring up, so the only thing that I really can smell is the leather jacket.
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Old 09-12-2006, 05:05 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I can't smell myself usually and I don't think generally I'm much of a wafter, but I imagine that 3 hours afer a shower I still smell like:

Pantene conditioner
soap
moisturizer (Uriage)
perfume (Eau de Thé Rouge by Bulgari)
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Old 09-12-2006, 11:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2006, 05:59 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Downy's Vanilla and Lavender
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:58 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I have no clue. my nose is a bit stuffy, anyone wanna sniff me?
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:44 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Crack
...anyone wanna sniff me?
What...no takers?

No one wants to sniff some crack?
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Old 09-14-2006, 06:37 AM   #27 (permalink)
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What...no takers?

No one wants to sniff some crack?

come on!

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Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
that's it. I smell live Victory... either that or napalm, I don't know.
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Old 09-14-2006, 03:17 PM   #28 (permalink)
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as of right now..........

sweat
wet socks
beer
cigarrettes and...

get this.........marijuana.


oh yeah..........and wet dog too.........fuckers just can't keep outta the mud.
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Old 09-14-2006, 04:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Melon shampoo and conditioner
Cucumber deoderant
Baby wipes
Spitup
Hamburger and Mac&Cheese
and Cherry Koolaid
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:38 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Melon shampoo and conditioner
Cucumber deoderant
Baby wipes
Spitup
Hamburger and Mac&Cheese
and Cherry Koolaid
Ah, the smell of a mother.

I smell like fresh mint.
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Old 09-17-2006, 06:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm currantly in my pjs (they're not really pjs, it's just a convient word ), and I just realized that my dog has napped on them.

I smell like a dog
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:49 AM   #32 (permalink)
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congruency
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:44 AM   #33 (permalink)
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sweat and licentiousness...
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:54 AM   #34 (permalink)
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deoderant and aftershave..........
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:57 AM   #35 (permalink)
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sleep...I just woke up, but in about 10 minutes I'm smell squeaky clean of soap.
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:47 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Ugh, I'm sick, you guys don't want to know what I smell like.

Quote:
Originally Posted by flyman
as of right now..........



get this.........marijuana.

I'm shocked, flyman, shocked!

Last edited by Zeraph; 09-23-2006 at 02:48 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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Old 09-24-2006, 11:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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To steal a song title...
sex and candy
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Old 09-24-2006, 07:21 PM   #38 (permalink)
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chinese take out, yum (some got on my shirt).
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Old 09-24-2006, 08:19 PM   #39 (permalink)
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one day old pizza and dirty clothes from moving things around
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Old 09-25-2006, 01:26 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Beef instant noodles. and probably cigarettes.
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