When you see yourself in the mirror...
 

How do you see yourself? Are you hot and you know it? Are you hot, but you don't know it? Check the appropriate box. :-)

ive got a combo of #2 and #3 here...

Number 3 here.

1, followed by 2, followed by 3

I usually want to play with myself and make it bigger. What # is this?

When I look in the mirror I see you. Yes you. No, not you, yeah you, the one with the foot up their ass. Yeah you.

#1 all the way. I'm adorable! And damn sexy too ;)

#1 baby!
hot, fast and loose.

I dunno, Sliced Bread is pretty damn hot. It's a hard act to follow

3. But not with distain. I look into my eyes and I like the person behind them. Now the body still needs more work! It's getting there and the mirror is becoming my friend more and more.

1.
I'm decent.;)

A combo of #1 and #3.... I know I am easy on the eyes :) but don't take it to heart.

1 sometimes but most 3. But to be honest, it does not bother me.

I'm sure I'd be sliced bread, if I hadn't painted every reflective surface in my place matte black. Shaving is a challenge.

It could be #1 or #2, depending on the lighting conditions.

7pm. I shower, shave everywhere, re-shape my eyebrows, smooth mayonaise all over my body and then begin applying mustard. When I look into the mirror I see a glistening disk of ground beef. I see the grease pooling on the hard wood floors. I notice how my lettuce is droopy. I think I look too old to be a giant hamburger. But I start smoothing on a liberal dose of cheese. I add pickles, onions, two pieces of bacon, and a heavy application of ketchup. I put on my leopard print bra and panty set, thigh-high stockings, and black pumps. Please ignore that part. I reseed my buns then carefully adjust them on my head. I am Giant Hamburger and I am ready for the weekend.

#1

It's nice to dream sometimes ;)

I got a haircut yesterday, so I get a small chock every time I walk past a mirror

Do I have to keep telling you people that I AM KING?


Of course I think I'm hot shit.

I mostly look intently at my beard to make sure no food or small animals are stuck in it. Also to see my eye colour... I swear it changes from day to day.

I'm presentable but I never seem to notice before I start screaming and shaking fists at myself.

depends on the light situation :) one day i'm a like a model and the other day I'm like a total loser :-)

but most of the time i'm just fine with what I see

If I answer this the way I want to, I'll never hear the end of it...

I look and think.
Hmmmm Man boobs,they will come into fashion one day.

Damn Right cchris!!

stop .. look .. nothing special .. walk away

I'm a guy, so I naturally think I'm the best looking thing on Earth.

I picked number three, but it's actually more like...

AHHHH! Oh, it's just me. *clutching my chest and leaning heavily against the wall*

One should never look into the mirror first thing in the morning.

Yes.

Some times I go, hey wow, I look good today.
Others, do I really look that tired? Maybe I should actually put on makeup.
I don't look in the mirror for my face, I'm checking out my body, whether my butt is getting back to pre-kid shape yet.

So ho hum, it's just you.

Number 2!

You have no idea what it's like to see this before it's washed and brushed.

Children run in terror, dogs whimper and hide, the mirror ripples and bulges, paint peels from the walls. And that's on a GOOD morning, you should see it when I'm at the lake.

A guy that had way too many the night before looked at me one morning and said "I feel like you look". I shot him out of pity.

Makes me glad that I'm on the inside looking out.