Owned..

[Crack]

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Like many of you know, my 5 year old neice lives with me in my house with my older sister, and i made my room in the basement.

Well, beings as i spoil the little brat with awesome toys for the reason of attracting all her little friends to come over, all her little friends do come over, frequently.

well, after sleeping in, i made my way up the stairs in my underwear, as i frequently tend to do, morning wood and all

and as i'm rounding the corner, one of my neices lil friends comes running around and slams her face right into my fully erect penis, bounces off, and falls down on her ass with a bang. Then proceeds to start crying.

as i step over her i bust ass on her head on my way to getting my coffee

indifferently i mumble "owned"

don't yell at me, I didn't write it...

[coash]

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