When wiping, sit or stand? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

eyeronic · 04-23-2003, 03:57 PM

I'm a sitter, but there was a big arguement among some friends over drinks one night. Sitting is more common right? Or is it?

***edit: Hovering counts as standing.

***Check out wiping part two! And don't forget to vote!

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 04:14 PM

Spungfoo · 04-23-2003, 04:27 PM

I hunch. I like to make sure I'm clean down there when I'm done.

RAMONES!!! · 04-23-2003, 04:32 PM

sitter, never heard of a stander

SecretMethod70 · 04-23-2003, 04:33 PM

OK, logistically, standing makes no sense....

**Warning: graphic**

If you're standing then your butt cheeks are closer together, making it more difficult to wipe, not to mention that what's there to be wiped is more likely to spread in area. Now, if you're sitting, the cheeks are spread apart - same reason it's cleaner to do your business sitting than standing as well - so wiping is more efficient.

Fly · 04-23-2003, 05:52 PM

that was beautiful Secret.well put and i think problem is solved.

*waves* "sitter over here."

qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:56 PM

Im ore of a guy who hovers!

so i can easily drop the tp away

sapiens · 04-23-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SecretMethod70
OK, logistically, standing makes no sense....

**Warning: graphic**

If you're standing then your butt cheeks are closer together, making it more difficult to wipe, not to mention that what's there to be wiped is more likely to spread in area. Now, if you're sitting, the cheeks are spread apart - same reason it's cleaner to do your business sitting than standing as well - so wiping is more efficient.

Exactly! How could you possibly stand and wipe?

ManWithAPlan · 04-23-2003, 06:00 PM

half:-p

Zotz · 04-23-2003, 06:16 PM

sit and lean to one side

Somenosuke · 04-23-2003, 06:47 PM

Sit. I don't like unnecessary mess and all. ^_^

laconic1 · 04-23-2003, 06:51 PM

I'm a sitter. Heck I didn't even know it was possible to stand and wipe your ass at the same time. It definitely seems like it would be messier.

MSD · 04-23-2003, 06:53 PM

Screw you all, I use a bidet.

/me can't keep a straight face any more

yournamehere · 04-23-2003, 09:24 PM

Stand? WTF?

eyeronic · 04-23-2003, 11:16 PM

Apparently so far, over 20% of people who voted are standers(that should include hoverers.) More votes needed so I can take this information to my standing friends and convince them to sit down and think it over.

eyeronic · 04-23-2003, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
Screw you all, I use a bidet.

I wish I had one. You get so clean. What about wiping after the bidet? Do you use a towel? How often do you change the towel?

Pooface · 04-24-2003, 01:26 AM

I didn't know people still stood.

Fly · 04-24-2003, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eyeronic
Apparently so far, over 20% of people who voted are standers(that should include hoverers.) More votes needed so I can take this information to my standing friends and convince them to sit down and think it over.

ROFLMAO i voted as sitter

sure as hell hope this will help your er......standing*snicker* friends out.

troit · 04-24-2003, 05:20 AM

sit and lean here...

HeyAgain · 04-24-2003, 07:15 AM

I would like to admit that I am one of the minorities who stand up to wipe their ass. If you don’t stand up, you may have overlooked some poop clogged in your rectum. But if you are stand, you simply gather toilet paper to clean your ass, then review the cleanliness of toilet paper to determine if the process needs to be repeated.

Another point, most of the public toilets are quite dirty, so why would I want to sit on the crappy for longer than it is necessary.

Grondar · 04-24-2003, 07:26 AM

I hover..

I mean, you have to raise of the seat in order to have contact.. Don't you?

Fantasma · 04-24-2003, 07:40 AM

sit, all the way

BoCo · 04-24-2003, 09:04 AM

This is the most disturbing poll I've ever seen.

Sun Tzu · 04-26-2003, 03:15 PM

Maybe in the shower; if for some unknown reason toilet had ran out. I guess that would be more of a bent stand. At first I was wondering why the hell someone would post this, but then again why the hell am i answering it. Maybe it nonsense.

Binder · 04-26-2003, 06:04 PM

sit, never even thought about doing it any other way.

the second part of the question, and possibly a whole new thread is: do you fold or bunch the toilet paper?

merkerguitars · 04-26-2003, 08:32 PM

I hover if i stood people could see my head while I wipe my ass. So yeah hover...more towards sitter.

analog · 04-26-2003, 08:57 PM

i wasn't aware there were people who felt it necessary to stand while doing that, that's very weird. lol great poll.

Hammerhead2003 · 04-26-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

I would like to admit that I am one of the minorities who stand up to wipe their ass. If you don’t stand up, you may have overlooked some poop clogged in your rectum. But if you are stand, you simply gather toilet paper to clean your ass, then review the cleanliness of toilet paper to determine if the process needs to be repeated.

You could'nt have said it any better. I was begining to wonder if I was the only stander.

TheFirstDuffMan · 04-26-2003, 09:01 PM

You can sit?

/me runs to the bathroom

eyeronic · 04-29-2003, 04:43 PM

Sounds like I should have added a hover option to this poll. Maybe I can go ahead and do that.

GakFace · 04-29-2003, 06:27 PM

Sit.. Just lean to one side.. and you can still check to see how shitty the TP looks (yes pun intended

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cchris · 04-29-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eyeronic
I wish I had one. You get so clean. What about wiping after the bidet? Do you use a towel? How often do you change the towel?

Quote:

Hmmm.................A poll within a poll

Peetster · 04-29-2003, 06:46 PM

I was hoping to get some answers here to a long standing enigma. Doesn't look like it's been addressed.

If you are blind, when do you know you are done wiping?

This has been bothering me for some time.

w3r7y · 04-29-2003, 08:17 PM

i put one foot on the sink and the other on the floor to spread my ass cheaks open like a keg and dig down to gather the remaining feces.

04-29-2003, 10:09 PM

I am a stander. To all those who don't get it, you don't stand up straight, you stand then bend over which will spread the cheeks. It's cleaner that way IMHO. I can't believe I am telling strangers how I wipe my ass.

eyeronic · 05-11-2003, 07:22 PM

I recently tried standing and wadding. I had to take a fucking shower afterwards. Sitting folders rule!

scapegoat · 05-11-2003, 08:34 PM

sit, most of the time, what i woudnt do to have a bidet, but there too damn expensive :P

View Poll Results: Sit or Stand while wiping your bum?
Sit	42	68.85%
Stand	19	31.15%
Voters: 61. You may not vote on this poll

04-23-2003, 03:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	When wiping, sit or stand? I'm a sitter, but there was a big arguement among some friends over drinks one night. Sitting is more common right? Or is it? *edit: Hovering counts as standing. Check out wiping part two! And don't forget to vote! __________________ I hold with those that favor fire. Last edited by eyeronic; 04-30-2003 at 12:48 AM..*

04-23-2003, 04:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	??? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 04:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	sitter, never heard of a stander __________________ Come on

04-23-2003, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	OK, logistically, standing makes no sense.... Warning: graphic If you're standing then your butt cheeks are closer together, making it more difficult to wipe, not to mention that what's there to be wiped is more likely to spread in area. Now, if you're sitting, the cheeks are spread apart - same reason it's cleaner to do your business sitting than standing as well - so wiping is more efficient. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

04-23-2003, 04:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Spungfoo Insane Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I hunch. I like to make sure I'm clean down there when I'm done.

04-23-2003, 05:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that was beautiful Secret.well put and i think problem is solved. waves "sitter over here." __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-23-2003, 05:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Im ore of a guy who hovers! so i can easily drop the tp away __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 06:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
ManWithAPlan Addict Location: M[ass]achusetts	half:-p __________________ In the end we are but wisps

04-23-2003, 06:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	sit and lean to one side

04-23-2003, 06:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Sit. I don't like unnecessary mess and all. ^_^ __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-23-2003, 06:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	I'm a sitter. Heck I didn't even know it was possible to stand and wipe your ass at the same time. It definitely seems like it would be messier.

04-23-2003, 06:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Screw you all, I use a bidet. /me can't keep a straight face any more

04-23-2003, 09:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Stand? WTF? __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

04-23-2003, 11:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Apparently so far, over 20% of people who voted are standers(that should include hoverers.) More votes needed so I can take this information to my standing friends and convince them to sit down and think it over. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-24-2003, 05:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	sit and lean here... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-24-2003, 07:40 AM	#22 (permalink)
Fantasma Psycho Location: Ciudad De La Furia	sit, all the way __________________ Siempre es Hoy

04-26-2003, 08:32 PM	#26 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	I hover if i stood people could see my head while I wipe my ass. So yeah hover...more towards sitter. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

04-24-2003, 01:26 AM	#17 (permalink)
Pooface Tilted Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:	I didn't know people still stood. __________________ Better read fast, this post is coming down.

04-24-2003, 07:15 AM	#20 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	I would like to admit that I am one of the minorities who stand up to wipe their ass. If you don’t stand up, you may have overlooked some poop clogged in your rectum. But if you are stand, you simply gather toilet paper to clean your ass, then review the cleanliness of toilet paper to determine if the process needs to be repeated. Another point, most of the public toilets are quite dirty, so why would I want to sit on the crappy for longer than it is necessary.

04-24-2003, 07:26 AM	#21 (permalink)
Grondar Junkie Location: Pa, USA	I hover.. I mean, you have to raise of the seat in order to have contact.. Don't you? __________________ "Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that." -Stewie

04-24-2003, 09:04 AM	#23 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	This is the most disturbing poll I've ever seen. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-26-2003, 03:15 PM	#24 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	Maybe in the shower; if for some unknown reason toilet had ran out. I guess that would be more of a bent stand. At first I was wondering why the hell someone would post this, but then again why the hell am i answering it. Maybe it nonsense. __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

04-26-2003, 06:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	sit, never even thought about doing it any other way. the second part of the question, and possibly a whole new thread is: do you fold or bunch the toilet paper?

04-26-2003, 08:57 PM	#27 (permalink)
analog Banned	i wasn't aware there were people who felt it necessary to stand while doing that, that's very weird. lol great poll.

04-26-2003, 09:01 PM	#29 (permalink)
TheFirstDuffMan Tilted	You can sit? /me runs to the bathroom

04-29-2003, 04:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Sounds like I should have added a hover option to this poll. Maybe I can go ahead and do that. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-29-2003, 06:27 PM	#31 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Sit.. Just lean to one side.. and you can still check to see how shitty the TP looks (yes pun intended ) __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-29-2003, 06:46 PM	#33 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I was hoping to get some answers here to a long standing enigma. Doesn't look like it's been addressed. If you are blind, when do you know you are done wiping? This has been bothering me for some time.

04-29-2003, 08:17 PM	#34 (permalink)
w3r7y Crazy Location: {c4n4d4}.,b1zn47ch	i put one foot on the sink and the other on the floor to spread my ass cheaks open like a keg and dig down to gather the remaining feces. __________________ "oderint dum metuant" -Caligura You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.

04-29-2003, 10:09 PM	#35 (permalink)
noodle Guest	I am a stander. To all those who don't get it, you don't stand up straight, you stand then bend over which will spread the cheeks. It's cleaner that way IMHO. I can't believe I am telling strangers how I wipe my ass.

05-11-2003, 07:22 PM	#36 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	I recently tried standing and wadding. I had to take a fucking shower afterwards. Sitting folders rule! __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

05-11-2003, 08:34 PM	#37 (permalink)
scapegoat Insane	sit, most of the time, what i woudnt do to have a bidet, but there too damn expensive :P __________________ Sticks and Stones may break my bones, But Whips and Chains Excite me!