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GoogleFight!
GoogleFight
Back on TFP v.3, someone posted this (KWSN?). Rather amusing... Here's one to start: JadziaDax (409 results) vs. RedRavin (0 results) The winner is: JadziaDax Poor guy doesn't stand a chance!!:D :p |
Just did white vs black. The result?
57,800,000 to 77,800,000...black wins. |
General Motors vs Ford Motor Company:
1,590,000 to 1,100,000 in General Motors' favor |
One more before I'm considered a spammer:
DEI37 (me) vs. raeanna 74 (my wife's screenie on TFP) 11 to 0...I get the win!!! |
OK...somebody broke my string in there, so I can post another one!
Shania Twain vs Faith Hill 314,000 to 1,280,000, nod to Faith. |
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Britney Spears Vs. Christina Aguilera.. hope I spelled them right lol
Britney wins 1,800,000 to 680,000 for christina |
Tilted
( 561 000 results) versus Fark ( 359 000 results) The winner is: Tilted |
Vagina = 2,690,000
Penis = 18,300,000 |
Cunt = 5,720,000
Cock = 14,300,000 Pussy = 31,500,000 Dick = 12,500,000 Yes, my mind is in the gutter today! I guess that's what having sex twice in the last ten hours will do...and 8 of that was sleeping! |
Bears (6 340 000 results) versus Packers ( 891 000 results)
Winner: Da Bears. :D |
6 string guitars=191,000
12 string guitars=199,000 12 string wins |
4,380,000 for Cake, and 5,080,000 for pie. The winner, pie!
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Batman 1,930,000
Superman 1,670,000 It was close but Batman came through. |
Cake - 4,340,000
Limp Bizkit - 399,000 As it should be Mozilla - 6,040,000 Internet Explorer - 5,010,000 As it should be asp - 119M php - 178M Interesting Marx Brothers - 163K Three Stooges - 136K As it should be Keith Richards - 337K Jimmy Page - 316K Interesting Peeps - 525K Circus Peanuts - 19K rights - 153M duties - 6.93 M About what I expected Jesus - 1.25M Mohammed - 1.21M Muhammed - 268K Neck and Neck John Paul - 5.18M George Ringo - 171K If I am ever made pope, this will change. |
Gary Coleman 429,000
Emmanuel Lewis 109,000 Arnold kicks Webster's ass. |
Weed: 1,830,000
Cocaine: 233,000 The winner is: weed I thought that this one was funny Education: 3,350,000 Drugs: 11,600,000 The winner is: drugs |
Left ... 54 900 000 results
Right ... 99 400 000 results |
yankees 1,460,000
red sox 580,000 damn yankees win again GRRRR light 44,800,000 dark 21,600,000 light wins new york 7,330,000 boston 16,100,000 heh at least boston wins somehow :p pentium 5,910,000 amd 5,810,000 pentium wins |
KWSN
( 3 890 results) versus Everybody else on TFP (515 results) The winner is: KWSN HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Frank Zappa....81,500
Pee Wee Herman...63,000 aristocrat....153,000 bum.....1,610,000 me....31,500 x-girlfriend...25,200 yeah what's up now! |
Good: 112 million
Evil: 10.7 million |
Cyrix = 315,000
AMD = 5,890,000 nVidia = 2,430,000 ATi = 3,710,000 Western Digital = 1,770,000 Maxtor = 1,370,000 Dale Earnhardt = 200,000 Richard Petty = 173,000 |
paintball: 1,460,000
air soft: 215,000 |
ascending - 1,630,000
descending - 1,830,000 dammit. my money was on going up. |
tim - 12,800,000
vs. world - 153,000,000 Damn...I lost. BUT, if you make the search for "the world", it's only 8,750,000...so, in the battle of Tim vs The World, Tim wins! YAY! |
David Lee Roth 251,000
VS Sammy Hagar 46,300 |
Here's a Sunday night for you:
Dateline ( 326 000 results) versus 60 Minutes (4 290 000 results) The winner is: 60 Minutes Recount!!! Simpsons (2 190 000 results) versus King of the Hill (2 390 000 results) The winner is: King of the Hill ????? Mother's Day ( 232 000 results) versus Father's Day ( 191 000 results) The winner is: Mother's Day |
Oh Yeah... :D
bondagegirl ( 3 760 results) versus richeee (66 results) The winner is: bondagegirl |
do Jesus vs. Hot Pocket
the true savior :p |
Sorry, Guccilvr~
Mariners ( 936 000 results) versus Red Sox ( 587 000 results) The winner is: Mariners |
Gay
(35 100 000 results) versus Straight (14 600 000 results) The winner is: Gay Pepsi ( 954 000 results) versus Coke (1 540 000 results) The winner is: Coke Homosexual (1 360 000 results) versus heterosexual ( 614 000 results) The winner is: Homosexual monks ( 912 000 results) versus punks ( 397 000 results) The winner is: monks Lego ( 171 000 results) versus Mega block ( 163 000 results) The winner is: lego |
bourgeois = 751,000
proletariat = 188,000 GASP - Marx was wrong! The bourgeois IS going to win. |
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My Dad ( 330 000 results) versus Bones's Dad (41 results) The winner is: My Dad But my Mom said to give you back your lunch money- here you go~ :D |
paper = 40,600,000
plastic = 11,100,000 Most people going the enviromental route I guess. |
tits - 10 700 000
boobs - 5 170 000 breasts - 3 870 000 |
avs 1 930 000 results versus red wings 1 350 000
The winner is: avs The way it should have been in the hockey playoffs.... |
ungh = 12,500
uungh = 268 ung = 762,000 |
For the NHL Conference Finals:
Senators (1 650 000 results) versus Devils (1 790 000 results) The winner is: Devils Mighty Ducks ( 249 000 results) versus Wild (17 500 000 results) The winner is: Wild |
Canada - 52 700 000
USA - 67 500 000 The winner is: USA |
Let me redo a few of these properly
<b>Richee</b> Tilted Forum Project - 10,300 Fark - 383,000 <b>GakFace</b> Canada - 51,700,000 United States of America - 4,350,000 |
Chopper: 608,000
vs. Crotch Rocket: 17,200 And the big bikes riegn supreme over the plastic speed demons. |
Marx Brothers: 63,300
Karl Marx: 373,000 Winner: Karl Marx (even though Zeppo is way funnier than communism. :P ) |
Oral : 22,500,000
Anal: 53,100,000 Winner is anal! |
peace
(17 900 000 results) versus war (56 000 000 results) The winner is: war male (25 500 000 results) versus female (5 450 000 results) The winner is: male But men (64 400 000 results) versus women (72 500 000 results) The winner is: women Now time for the tie breaker boy (29 100 000 results) versus girl (30 300 000 results) The winner is: girl 2/3 makes the gentler persuasion the winner of the fight.;) |
onodrim: 984
SecretMethod70: 361 Woo! I win :D |
up = 263 000 000 results
down = 88 600 000 results |
McDonald's 896,000
Burger King 493,000 Junchbailey 1 Sloth Fratelli 360 I got my ass beat by Sloth |
Coke: 1,470,000
Pepsi: 920,000 Diablo: 3,220,000 KWSN: 3,810 TAKE THAT! |
Old:74,600,000
Young : 35,200,000 Old is the winner Thin :7,720,000 Wumpus :24,600 Winner is thin |
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(2 410 000 results) versus Anal (1 800 000 results) The winner is: Sticky Sticky sex ( 387 000 results) versus Anal sex ( 306 000 results) The winner is: Sticky sex Oh well, I guess googlefight is broken... :p |
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Canadian - 17,400,000 American - 73,700,000 The winner is: American |
Fecalphilia-93
vs. Necrophilia-60,900 Of course us necros won fuck u gross ass fecals:D |
Republican - 3,120,000
vs. Democrat - 1,700,000 BUT Conservative - 3,660,000 vs. Liberal - 4,600,000 |
Greg700-5
vs. GWM-150,000 |
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This is the way it's REALLY Supposed to turn out ;)..... [onodrim's real first name]: 8,480,000 [my real first name]: 13,800,000 That's much more like it ;) |
Chewbacca vs Robocop
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[onodrim's whole name] 322,000 [Secret's whole name] 1,360 Ha! :D |
Lions - 2,950,000
and Tigers - 2,230,000 and Bears - 2,230,000 Oh My_ 5,090,000 |
MY real name - 748,000
My Wifes - 65,700 |
George W. Bush - 1,940,000
vs. Dixie Chicks - 474,000 The chicks lose money again..... |
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Britney Spears(2 190 000 results) versus Christina Aguilera( 946 000 results) |
LOL! Britney Spears (2 050 000 results) versus Jesus (1 140 000 results) Bah, the numbers keep changing but Britney whipped jebus! :D
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Paper-41,800,000
Rock-35,300,000 Scissors-969,000 paper wins |
Love :57,200,000
Hate : 7,900,000 Love wins big time! Happy : 23,100,000 Sad :6,410,000 Happy big time! |
giants - 2,240,000
vs. redskins - 412,000 the giants win by a landslide (of course!) |
hairy - 2,660,000
vs. shaved - 1,360,000. i guess more people like them hairy... |
Summer
(27 600 000 results) versus Winter (19 300 000 results) The winner is: Summer Memorial Day ( 180 000 results) versus Labor Day ( 229 000 results) The winner is: Labor Day |
Sorry to offend the "right" (NOT!!):
George W Bush (2 420 000 results) versus Intelligence (9 960 000 results) The winner is: Intelligence |
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M.C. Escher - 92,000
MC Hammer - 172,000 Hammer's still 2 legit 2 quit Tastes Great - 936,000 Less Filling - 1,740,000 The ages-old debate is finally solved |
Now this is just fucking sad:
Straight: 15,400,000 vs Gay: 51,700,000 :eek: Wierd CyberMike posted this same thing, but now their are 20 million more gays |
slashdot 2,370,000
kuro5hin 1,320,000 Winner Slashdot sluts 16,100,000 whores 1,540,000 Winner: sluts |
"Up yours" 3,990,000
vs. "Screw you" 1,580,000 "Up yours" wins! "Outta my face" 204,000 vs. "Take a hike" 771,000 "Take a hike" wins! |
God damnit people I figured this one would be obvious.
country (68 600 000 results) rock and roll (2 660 000 results) In your hearts you always knew it would be true. Or to be a little more fair on the whole multiple words thing... country (68 300 000 results) (How did it get 300,000 less this time) rock (35 800 000 results) Country still wins. |
North - 68,600,000
South - 71,000,000 The South Shall Rise Again? I hope not ;) |
west - 58,900,000
east - 45,500,000 west siiiiieeede! |
Poke :785,000
vs Stab :956,000 Winner : Stab Win : 34,800,000 vs Lose: 12,400,000 Winner : Win |
Redhat - 7,440,000
vs Debian - 14,700,000 Not even close! |
King Kong kicked ass over Godzilla......1,160,000 to 0
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well, just to be anal about it :) :
Searched the web for "king kong". 240,000. Searched the web for godzilla. 563,000 The Lizard wins! You must have a different version of google installed on your machine. :) |
Minx, I got 563,000 for Godzilla... but the monkey still kicked ass!
Easy on the eyes - 5,540,000 Ugly as sin - 98,100 Thank goodness for that. |
Empty_One: Oops. I forgot to refresh. But I did get 1,120,000 for "king kong" though.
Guess I'm anal too then, huh? Oh well. |
that is odd, i only get 240,000. Oh well, I liked King Kong better anyway.
Carry on. |
http://www.googlefight.com/
Googlefight vs. TFP: "The Googlefight site is under pressure! Too much fights! Please try again later! Thank you ! -- Il y a trop de connexions simultanées sur GoogleFight. Merci de réessayer plus tard." TFP WINS!!! |
Keyword #1 (5,970,000) vs. Keyword #2 (5,350,000)
and the winner is............. Keyword#1 Atropos4 (60) vs. Alpha phi (511,000) Alpha phi's the winner...He usually is too... |
Poo Poo: 559 000
Wee Wee: 2, 040, 000 Puke: 293 000 And the winner (surprise surprise) is Pee Pee! I like this game. It'll be hard not to spam, I could go on for ages!!! |
Oh and Pyrate gets a measly 3,460. There go my plans for world domination.
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