Little Johnny Howard's Blog

[Ella]

Man, does this guy have some fun!

http://johnhoward.blogspot.com/

But what the hell is happening in this pic??

http://img31.imageshack.us/my.php?lo...e=costello.jpg

[cchris]

That has to be the scariest photo ever.

[Ella]

Yeah, well at least Costello looks like he's enjoying it!

[Latch]

That's an awesome blog. I was cracking up on quite a few lines... it was great. Good find.

[cinnles]

Thats awesome.

Should mail it to today today with chris and craig.

[bundy]

the blog is fantastic... definitely bookmarked... thanks ella.

the pic.. well thats a classic!

[Ella]

Check out the letters section...it's a hoot!

http://askjohn.blogspot.com/

[Macheath]

From the letters section:

Of course, the lame part is that I'm going to be in Canberra for Halloween. Canberra isn't scary at all. But at least it'll give me the chance to throw eggs and toilet paper at Simon Crean. Well, ok, I do that all the time, but this time I also get free lollies!

Plus, the cabinet always has a costume competition, though Phillip Ruddock always wins. No one's ever quite sure what he's supposed to be, but man he looks scary. Eric Abetz has a new costume, too. Normally he comes as Hitler, but this year he's gonna come as Bob Brown. And I think it's time that Amanda Vanstone stopped coming as Kim Beazley, though the similarity is uncanny...

[Ella]

Or this one...

Dear Johnny,

What do you and Janette reckon about the new Salads Plus menu at McDonalds?

Christop


Cristop,

Personally, I've always been a Happy Meal Man. The toys in those things rule. But you know what sucks about McDonalds? The pickles in their burgers. Once I was going to try to pass legislation to make pickles in burgers illegal, but John Anderson didn't reckon the National Party voters would go for it. Losers.

But anyway, the new Salads Plus menu looks to me like they're trying to suck up to hippies. They even put a hippie on the ad. I reckon that McDonalds is a celebration of all things American, and hippies are always protesting about America, so they'll ruin the place. They should go and eat their lentils and tofu somewhere else. Like Cuba.