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Lebell 05-09-2003 04:03 PM

One Drink and One Drink ONLY
 
ONE DRINK,

The Bar is Now OPEN,

So Make it COUNT!


------------------------

A glass of very very expensive port.

Binder 05-09-2003 05:50 PM

http://shop.themacallan.com/img/vintage/1926_pop.jpg
i'll take a double macallan 1926 neat please.

Hedgehog 05-09-2003 05:54 PM

Kamakaze, shaken, not stirred.

krwlz 05-09-2003 05:58 PM

how bout liquid cocaine? jager and goldschlagger

sierra2774 05-09-2003 06:13 PM

An Amaretto Sour for me, please!

bundy 05-09-2003 06:20 PM

liquid cocaine is what Elvis enjoyed towards the end.

i'll take a bottle of...1961

<IMG SRC="http://www.wineontheweb.com/dom_perignon/DomPerignon.gif">

please...

Xixox 05-10-2003 12:15 AM

I'll take a Firehammer.

4oz Vodka
2oz Triple Sec
2oz Amaretto
Splash of lemon

on the rocks, if you please.

Well normally it's a 2oz drink... but you said to make it count

Loki 05-10-2003 01:33 AM

Long island Ice tea.. if you will-

1 shot Vodka
1 shot Tequila
1 shot Rum
1 shot Gin
1 shot cointraeu (or however you spell it)
top off with coke and serve with a slice of lemon

2 of these and im generally in la-la land =)

Reese 05-10-2003 02:33 AM

Got Milk?

mistajon 05-10-2003 03:09 AM

Just tried a new drink called "Vodka mudshake (caramel)" .. MMM nice! Like baileys sorta :)

Pic here

splck 05-10-2003 07:42 AM

Set me up with some of this and I'll be a happy guy.
http://www.rarewineco.com/images/barbeito.gif

alpha phi 05-10-2003 09:29 AM

a coffee for me! .... are there free refills on coffee ...I'll drive!

http://www.chatbites.com/iB_html/non...icons/beer.gif

Glory's Sun 05-10-2003 09:31 AM

Absolute Madras for me.. don't worry I tip generously :D

Bob Biter 05-10-2003 01:23 PM

Absinthe please. Poured onto a large spoon holding a sugar cube and dripped in a tumbler. Neat.

Oh, and something to write on.

Quadraton 05-10-2003 02:33 PM

Gasoline: Part Jack Daniels, part Tequilla.

I tried a Gasoline once after spending the night drinking triple ryes and cokes and Screwdrivers. Went home, and woke up the next morning with fire belly. Never again.

limited 05-10-2003 02:54 PM

White Russian please, mmmmm kahlua

annie1 05-10-2003 02:59 PM

ooh what a yummy list, i was gonna say one thing but now everyone elses choices sound better... what to choose?

KWSN 05-10-2003 04:58 PM

Mix the following:

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews...nster-can2.jpg

http://www.beveragesdirect.com/image...ge/2400679.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...g-red-bull.jpg

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews...e-rush-can.jpg

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews...opass-cola.jpg

Better than anything alcoholic than you can POSSIBLY make.

Modo 05-10-2003 05:12 PM

Coffee black with caffeene three lumps...

apetaster 05-10-2003 05:58 PM

Pint of Guinness or

Johnny Walker Blue if you are buying.

Peetster 05-10-2003 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
liquid cocaine is what Elvis enjoyed towards the end.

i'll take a bottle of...1961

<IMG SRC="http://www.wineontheweb.com/dom_perignon/DomPerignon.gif">

please...

Good taste! I'm impressed. :-)

crackpot 05-10-2003 06:05 PM

Crackpot walks in with a slab of pavement under his arm...
"A pint of Guinness for me, and one for the road."

reconmike 05-10-2003 06:16 PM


ill take the respadohttp://www.redrocker.com/tequila/teq6a.gif

Sluggin 05-10-2003 07:28 PM

I'm gonna have to pass on the mixed drinks.. a bottle of Pacifico will do it for me.

Atropos4 05-10-2003 07:47 PM

vodka and sprite please

Sion 05-10-2003 08:04 PM

sorry, but I've always felt Dom Perignon was WAY overrated.

make mine a double Mason Mixin:

recipe for standard MM (use twice the amount of alcohol for a double):

take a 1 qt sized mason jar, fill with ice
add 2 shots vodka (Stoly's preferably)
1 shot amaretto
fill with OJ
stir and enjoy


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good.

Fly 05-10-2003 09:19 PM

please...

http://www.sleeman.com/shared/images/case-ale.jpg

cdwonderful 05-12-2003 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sierra2774
An Amaretto Sour for me, please!
put that on my tab, barkeep!

brandon11983 05-12-2003 10:58 AM

don't they serve Vanilla Coke here?

troit 05-12-2003 11:11 AM

Starka Vodka - aged to perfection an dark in color. The 50 year stuff goes for about $1000.00 a bottle. Yet to sample that but I have had some of the 30 year old stuff.

http://www.polishvodkas.com/director...-old-pale1.jpg

Check out the link:

http://www.polishvodkas.com/fr_starka-story.htm

Giant Hamburger 05-12-2003 11:20 AM

Ah yes, I would like a latte please with 2% milk and 4 shots of espresso. I too will be offering rides home when Goodman Labell shuts his doors. Such is the way of my people.

uncle phil 05-12-2003 12:53 PM

i do like my bourbon and coke...

-Ever- 05-12-2003 12:58 PM

Kettle One Martini, dry, "no ice cubes, please" :D

GuttersnipeXL 05-12-2003 01:32 PM

I go for the REAL heavy stuff...


http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/images/fizzwiz.jpg

+

http://www2.coca-cola.com/brands/img..._left_coke.jpg

mirevolver 05-12-2003 01:37 PM

Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred.

Narcissus 05-12-2003 01:44 PM

http://www.chudson.org/images/alcohol/vodka.jpg

on the rocks, please

Zotz 05-12-2003 06:31 PM

Buffett's Perfect Margarita, on the rocks, with salt and extra lime

myMHz 05-12-2003 11:25 PM

I'll have a Rum and Coke, hold the Rum!

eyeronic 05-13-2003 12:01 AM

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDXA...21689518602772

Ogre840 05-13-2003 09:14 AM

ill take a bottle of jager with a glass made of ice, and a couch to sit down on while i drink my drink, thanks!

hotzot 05-13-2003 07:16 PM

virgin strawberry daquri

Slims 05-14-2003 12:44 AM

Well, it starts with Guin and ends in ness.
If I could have anything though, I would like to try absinthe.

icy_ca 05-14-2003 12:21 PM

Dark rum, neat please.

John_Gault 05-14-2003 12:23 PM

Big Jim special with Diet Dr. Pepper please.

In my town there is an ordinance against serving drinks stronger than a double. So you have to know to ask for an off-the-menu item called a Big Jim Special to get a triple Jim Beam and Coke. It's mighty fine.

Ashton 05-14-2003 01:00 PM

http://ashtonxxx.smugmug.com/photos/...097-Medium.jpg


madsenj37 05-16-2003 12:42 AM

Captain Morgan and Coke, always. No substitues.

shalafi 05-16-2003 06:57 AM

Ill have a Mostadonavich. I dont know whats in it or even if its spelled right but god were they good. all i know is its kind of yellowish and served in a martini glass. i need to find out where jimmys working now. no other bartender ive asked has ever heard of them

Troublebot 05-16-2003 08:14 AM

A good Irish cider please. Perhaps a Magner's.

Fantasma 05-16-2003 12:33 PM

Tequila "Don Julio" aņejo.

Double, please

bender 05-30-2003 01:50 PM

A beer.....a very tall ....very cold beer in a frosted mug
A Canadian beer
A very very tall cold Canadian beer in a frosted mug

ganon 05-30-2003 02:19 PM

if i had only one choice, it would have to be mgd, and cold!

Munku 05-30-2003 06:03 PM

I dont really like to drink alcohol. So I'll have 1 Mountain Dew please.

Midlandmadman 05-31-2003 04:20 AM

what ever you have on tap....... I'll take a pitcher!

Bobnik 05-31-2003 04:44 AM

A shot of Giovanni white Sambucca in a middy glass topped with soda water, on finely crushed ice.

Minx 05-31-2003 05:59 PM

Drat what a tough choice....only one?
I think that it would have to be a BIG glass of supreme port....a 1966 Burmeister would do nicely thank you.

(or, failing that I'll settle for a cold glass of chablis)

QuasiMojo 05-31-2003 06:07 PM

Long island Ice tea.. if you will-

1 shot Vodka
1 shot Tequila
1 shot Rum
1 shot Gin
1 shot cointraeu (or however you spell it)
top

And Then

wow
wow
WOW
WWOW

gRACIAc

phredgreen 05-31-2003 10:00 PM

a frosty mug of freshly brewed root beer...

and another for my ex over there, but throw in a couple drops of this here cyanide... :thumbsup: :lol:

Thraeryn 05-31-2003 10:34 PM

Jesus Christ. I had my own opinion, but after seeing' KWSN's, it has been swayed.

spectre 06-01-2003 03:18 AM

Iced tea. Either Arizona or Brisk. That's pretty much all that I drink right now anyway. :)

manalone 06-01-2003 08:47 AM

One drink? Well, not a guinness... how about a good stout?

I'll have a pint of Wrassler's XXXX

CSflim 06-04-2003 03:14 PM

A single peach, floating in purfume, served in a mans hat.

On second thoughts, make mine a pint.

3leggedfrog 06-04-2003 05:30 PM

oh man it has to be Soju. Korean wine in a beer bottle with a shot glass.

ingredents:
Here is a special brand masterfully blended with pure grain, alcohol and fine rice liquor aged for a year in used wiskey oak casks. quoted from Lo-rock So-ju Bang web site.

happest drunk i ever been.

Leander 06-04-2003 08:03 PM

a fifth of Booker's bourbon. Thanks

rockzilla 06-04-2003 08:08 PM

Inniskillin Cabernet Franc Icewine

Willowsr 06-05-2003 06:03 AM

Long Island Iced Tea - copied from http://www.webtender.com/

1 part Vodka
1 part Tequila
1 part Rum
1 part Gin
1 part Triple sec
1 1/2 part Sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola
Mixing instructions:
Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into shaker and give ONE brisk shake. Pour back into glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

*smile*

rogue49 06-05-2003 06:10 AM

I'm a simple man. (at least when it comes to drinks;))

Cap & Coke, please.

THE MAC GOD 06-05-2003 07:48 AM

Bacardi 151 por favor....

HockeyGuy 06-05-2003 07:50 AM

sambuca for a straight shot :D mmm sambuca!

Ninja 06-05-2003 07:51 AM

http://www.glenmorangie.com/images/s_malts_millen.jpg
double no ice plz

Giant Hamburger 06-13-2003 12:31 PM

Have you tried Sour Toe and Whiskey? Early settlers and gold seekers in the isolated Yukon Territory were frequently afflicked by frostbitten fingers and toes. Lacking doctors on the Alaskan frontier, the saloon proprietors often dispensed horrifying medical aid to their patrons, along with great quantities of cure-all whiskey. They would also covet the amputated digits, place them in pickle jars on the bar and spice up the customers drinks with a "sour toe" in their shot of whiskey. The blackened necrotic toes were named for their former owners and used repeatedly as a sort of Klondike condiment. The 100% proof whiskey was an effective preservative in the 1800s. So, "Alaska Annie's" pickled middle toe had quite an extended life once removed!
http://www.giftednaturalist.com/scst.../sku2-7115.jpg

Brewmaniac 06-13-2003 01:08 PM

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glitter_kiss 06-13-2003 08:50 PM

ill take a glass of gin

pangavan 06-13-2003 09:14 PM

I aint proud...gimmie a shot of Makers Mark and a draft beer

Fremen 06-14-2003 03:51 AM

I don't drink, either. Sometimes I regret it, what with all the choices I've seen, especially here. :)
I'll just take a diet-Coke. *cheers*

DHS 06-14-2003 06:37 AM

Quote:

Absinthe please. Poured onto a large spoon holding a sugar cube and dripped in a tumbler. Neat.

I'll take on of these too...

Lucky24601 06-26-2003 08:03 PM

Ahhh the green fairy. Nothing like absinth. I like my Sebor flaming with sugar. 2 ounce shots. To bad you cant buy it in the U.S.
Quote:

Lucky say.... A fairy a day keep the head shrink away.:crazy:

micah67 06-27-2003 03:00 PM

Dalmore - 30 year old. Neat.

grumpyolddude 06-27-2003 06:24 PM

I'll have a Screaming Viking, bruise the cucumber!

cheese 06-28-2003 12:13 AM

although i would normaly take a Grey Goose martini very dry UP sence im not buying I was thinking about getting some Jhonny alker blue like Eye did but thats only like $300 a bottle AND ITS BLEANDED WISKEY and i was thinkning mabey some REALy nice $500 conac But i decided on http://www.suntimes.co.za/1999/10/31...pe/1-shamp.jpg ill take the nebuchadnezzar bottle of moet et crandon I think 15 lliters of champagne might just about do me for the night......hell iljust pay for the martini to finnish it off

platypus 06-28-2003 06:29 AM

Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia

http://images.send.com/103554_big.jpg

And keep it the hell away from lime and triplesec.

This is just for sippin'.

rat 06-28-2003 08:52 AM

http://www.malibu-rum.com/img/logo_small.gif

Half-gallon, chilled well

added to

http://www.tcp-ip.or.jp/~ainuzuka/ni...oupc/P04US.jpg

also chilled well

Mix well, serve in a one-gallon shot glass with 3-4 limes.

:)

Now, you may say "One drink, that isn't one drink" but I've gone through over half of a 175mL bottle in a single night, and that was when I was a lightweight.

Barring the Malibu and Coke, I'll take

http://www.renotahoedrinks.com/image...appletwist.jpg

plus

http://www.nightclub.com/magazine/Au...ges/pucker.gif

4oz Smirnoff Apple Twist
2oz Apple Pucker
One Slice Granny Smith Apple

Served straight up from a large martini glass, and you've got the Ultimate Apple Martini.

And for those of you who ordered martinis "Shaken, not stirred" just how many martinis have you had from bars? Of those, how many have not been shaken? Just curious, cuz I've yet to find a bar that stirs martinis in the Houston area, and I'd like to try a stirred one to see if there is any difference in the mix or taste.


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