Dildo Song (a sion "original")
 

with all due apologies to A. A. Milne and the songwriters (Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman)


The Dildo Song

(sung to the tune of "Tigger's Song")

So what in the world is a dildo?
A dildo's a wonderful thing.
A cock that's made out of rubber,
Some vibrate and some even sing.
They're buzzy-wuzzy, fuzzy-wuzzy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about dildos is...
How they make you cum.

The wonderful thing about dildos,
Is dildos are wonderful toys
For plugging the hot throbbing fuck-holes,
Of girls and even some boys.
They're buzzy-wuzzy, fuzzy-wuzzy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about dildos is...
When they make you cum.

Dildos are liked by some fellahs
Who think they're awfully neat.
So ladies dont you get jealous,
If guys use them in their seats.

The wonderful thing about dildos
Is dildos are wonderful things.
A cock that's made out of rubber,
Some vibrate and some even sing.
They're buzzy-wuzzy, fuzzy-wuzzy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about dildos is...
Oh, they make you cum!.

Yes, they make you cum!
(Buzzzzz...) ooOOooohOOooooOOOH!!!



Yes, I know that I'm going to Hell for this.
No, this is not an attempt to communicate a personal affection for dildos. I just like making up dirty lyrics to songs. I have some more I'll be posting.

dude.

don't give up your day job.

;)

I'm glad my speakers are kaput. ;)

That's not a good dildo song, I liked the dildo song video better...

A dillllldo, a dillldo, doo doo doo dee doo doo dee dooo!

I especially liked the fact that the video used the old slinky jingle. :)