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narf! · 09-04-2004, 06:46 PM

I heard this on Vice City radio in GTA:VC, and thought it was pretty funny.

Female: Can you give my husband an ounce of advice to help keep things hot in the bedroom?

Thor: Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find
a village, pillage thunder and burn all that you find!

Crack · 09-05-2004, 03:09 AM

For those of us with blue-green color blindness:

Female: Can you give my husband an ounce of advice to help keep things hot in the bedroom?

Thor: Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find
a village, pillage thunder and burn all that you find!

Tophat665 · 09-19-2004, 11:06 AM

Remember, pillage before you burn.

moonstrucksoul · 09-19-2004, 11:48 AM

ummmmm, I 'll keep that in mind

09-04-2004, 06:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
narf! Upright	A Way to Spice Up Your Love Life I heard this on Vice City radio in GTA:VC, and thought it was pretty funny. Female: Can you give my husband an ounce of advice to help keep things hot in the bedroom? Thor: Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find a village, pillage thunder and burn all that you find!

09-05-2004, 03:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	For those of us with blue-green color blindness: Female: Can you give my husband an ounce of advice to help keep things hot in the bedroom? Thor: Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find a village, pillage thunder and burn all that you find! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

09-19-2004, 11:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Remember, pillage before you burn. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-19-2004, 11:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	ummmmm, I 'll keep that in mind __________________ no signature required