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H</font><font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#333333">uman children are the primary source
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1) damn. i should have invited a few cicadas over sunday to remedy the infest of small unruly children whose parents decided our party was a good time to have me babysit their brats... *groan*

next party my invitation will say:
please, no small children. if you cannot afford a sitter, we will miss your presence.

it's not that i dislike small children.
it's rather that my home is not child friendly & i do not invite adults over in order to discipline their children while they leisurely relax & have a good time.

2) more on topic... i was talking to my mom in indiana this past weekend & i could clearly hear the deafening buzz of the locust/cicadas there over the telephone! can't imagine being there.

3) that site is funny! thanks :)

I actually read in a periodical rag sometime ago that Richard Gear was allegedly rushed to the hospital and a small creature was pulled from his rectum. I read the article about 17 years ago so I think the creature may have been a cicada.... Matthew330, do have any thoughts or comments regarding this tabloid article I read many years ago?

it was actually a sun chip. You Love sun chips.