Jail Rape Calc
 

http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm

it would take me 42 days to become someones bitch...
I can tell you now, I ain't goin out like that!
:D

6 days, although I think they are being generous. I'm also worth "4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porno mags". I'm not sure if that is a good rate or not.

My calculator: I make Bubba mine in 7 days.

Their calculator: 27 days till Bubba gets me.

38 days and I'm only worth 1 carton of cigs. You purty boys are gonna get all the action.

Damn redlemon, you don't even get a full week!

w00t

apparently i'd last 14 days until Bubba came looking... somehow i doubt that.
however, i am quite chuffed that i'm worth 3 cartons of cigs and 2 porno mags.

with a purty mouth I got 16 days to become Bubba's biatch!

Without a purty mouth I have a full 33 days.

3 weeks and I'm toast. If I kill someone first, it buys me an extra 2 months.

That's the plan!

It doesn't work for me... just a red x

Hail Inmates!

At 5,000 pounds and a pretty mouth I would last only 55 days.
If my mouth is found to be unattractive I will run the place.

Only time will tell.
-GH

I'd be Bubba's bitch in 5 days. I'm worth 4 cartons and 3 prono mags. Awww... aint that sawweeet?

32 days....1 carton....guess I better just stay out of trouble.

I think I'm gonna make Bubba my bitch on day 67.

*slap!* Who's yer daddy, beeyotch!?!

<b> You shouldn't have any trouble running the jail yard!</b>

that's right. no one fucks with me.

of course... i am 99 inches tall, 400lbs, diesel-like muscle tone, bald with sideburns;
i have 2,000 tatoos all gang/hate related;
i am a gang leader who murders for entertainment pleasure;
and i have a purty fucking potty mouth ya cunty bitches.
let me get my strap on tool. now bend over.

How flattering..

It would only take me 7 days to become Bubba's bitch. I'm worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porno mags.

My tall skinny ass may not get me any on the outside, but I'd be damn sexy in prison.

19 days and i'm worth 3 cartons and 2 porno mags

26 days.

And I'm worth 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag.

How horrible... if i answer close to honestly..


"You wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail, BITCH!"

worth a full case of cigarettes and a whole stack of porno mags though :D

17 days and 3 cartons of smokes.

Only 2 porno mags though

Five days.Even after gaining a hundred lbs,sporting a mustache and Flashing all of my gang tatoos,I am worth four cartons of smokes and 3 porno mags. go me.

damn....me too

i wanna be a jailhouse bitch too.......


*realizes what he just said,and prepares for the reprocusions*

i'm betting it wouldn't take 10 minutes before you'd be pwned....
<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pantyhoseB_hauntingU_4ever.jpg">

;)

11 days. I was figuring on a lot less than that. This gives me enough time to come up with some elaborate escape plan..........that will eventually fail and I still end up Bubba's bitch.

entered my measurements which for the purpose of this were:
-> 7'5"
-> 520 lbs - Diesel
-> bald with a beard (that part is true)
-> gang affilations and have murdered someone
-> no purty mouth

............."You shouldn't have any trouble running the jail yard!"

much more accurate info said 15 days

take 2 on the other extreme:
-> 5'1"
-> 105 lbs - thin
-> hair long above shoulders
-> no facial hair
-> 0 tats
-> no gang ties or murders with a purdy mouth
gave me 3 days

using '17 tats - all hate and gang related' rather than 0 tats bumped to 71 days.

on a semi-related note, took the 'Slut Test' linked on that page using completely random info picked to attempt to achieve 'optimal' results.
-> age now: 37
-> lost virginity: 13
-> # of people you have slept with: 552
'On a scale of 1 to 10 you are:
The f*cking sluttiest person alive!'
edit:
clicked this link for the 'offensive jokes' and the Misc. Offensive Jokes had me 'laughing out loud'. A good portion of the ethnic based jokes weighed much heavier on the offensive side rather than funny.

Counting my tattoo equivalents, all else being accurate, "You shouldn't have any trouble running the jail yard."

It sez that I wont last 5 minutes in Jail. All I'm worth is a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags.

7 days.

4 cartons of cig's and 3 pornos.

5 days...