Would you rather...
 

I searched for this and could not find anything- if there is something like this already, feel free to delete this!

Anyhow, it works like this. You answer the would you rather question asked in the previous post, and then ask one of your own.

I will start.

Would you rather

fight a gorilla

-or-

eat monkey brains?

fight a gorilla.

Would you rather
swim bleeding with sharks
or
get caught in a stampede of bulls

get caught in a stampede of bulls


Would you rather roll around naked in broken glass then lie in a pool full of tabasco
-OR-
Be tazered in your sensitive parts?

That's a hard one!

Be tazered in my sensitive parts

Would you rather jump out of an airplane with an old, possibly faluty parachute

-OR-

Get a flu shot with a used needle?

I believe I can fly!

Jump out of an airplane with an old, possibly faluty parachute

Would you rather perform a strip tease in front of your family (adults only)

-OR-

hug a Barrel Cactus?

Hug the Cactus....those scars will eventually heal

Would you rather...

Eat a moldy Big Mac from a mcDonalds dumpster

or

drink mothers milk from Halxs' Grandmas breast

Eat the big mac (with all those preservatives, it's probably got a solid decade before it goes bad)

Would you rather....

Watch pornography with your parents

or

Watch pornography *starring* your parents?

watch with the parents. At least I won't have to see them nekkid.

Would you rather....

Have your fingernails pulled out one by one with needle nose pliers

or

Have your left eyeball stung by a wasp?

Eye stung by wasp!

Would you rather....

Lick a 5 foot square radious around the floor of a gas station urinal?

or

Have one of your toes surgically removed (your choice which toe)?

To hell with my left pinky toe.I never needed it anyway.I can't even use Gas stations bathrooms,let alone lick one.

Would you rather....

Be kidnapped an old hairy,fat man to whom you were repulsed by,but would only keep you a week

_or_

be incarcerated in solitary confinement for six months for a crime you didnt commit...


..Hmmmmm?

Solitary

Would you rather...


Spend a week on a Mars space station

or

A week at the depths of the ocean

and I'd go to the ocean..You don't have to travel to outer space to visit the ocean.. which.. is awesome enough in itself..

Would you rather find love and keep it forever...

Or

Taste happiness and work forever to get it

Find love! Find love! Find love!

Would you rather starve

-OR-

Drown?

Already found the first, working towards the second


would you rather


Bust off your big toe nail, kicking a rusted iron bar
-or-

Hit your pinky finger with a hammer full force

oops...little late




drown without a doubt

Hit me with a hammer.

eat Rancid beef

or
eat Fresh human : X

Hmmmm....Female Human?

Probabbly do the rancid thing....gonna come right back up anyway.


Sell a Family member to the chinese mafia

-or-

get sold into prostitution in thailand

My feeling on the meat too*

My Brother Billy is soooo sold,Tho,I have been bored lately.


Wear a random strangers dirty clothes

or

Wear the pants you pissed.

Pants I pissed, never know what fluids are in the strangers drawers


Shave your entire body, then stand nakid for 10 min. in antarctica

-or-

Wear seven coats for an hour in the Sahara

Ten minutes in Antarctica. Definitley. I would be cold as hell, but it would only be ten minutes as opposed to an hour.

Would you rather save ten of your best friends

-or-

100 complete strangers?

My best friends..What I don't know wont hurt me. : /

Would you rather...

Be a lady and have unremovable facial hair

Or


or be a man and be completely hairless?

Almost there

be a man and be completely hairless

Bungee jump nekked in front of friends

-or-

a belly flop into a pool from 15 feet up.

belly flop into a pool from 15 feet up

Would you rather...


...dirty-dance with your grandma...

...or...

...let hot coals lay on your chest for four minutes?

Hot Coals. I've set my coveralls on fire enough times to know what to expect.



Wake up with a body like Ron Jeremy


or...


Wake up WITH Ron Jeremy?

wake up WITH Ron Jeremy. Not the sexiest, but he is funny.

Would you rather:

-be a Proctologist

or a

-Gynocologist

Cool! Gynocologist

Would you rather watch paint dry

or

grass grow?

I would watch paint dry. If its latex paint its pretty quick.

Would you rather put on a bullet proof vest and get shot a few times to the chest.

or

Try to jump from building to building.

Shoot me.

Would you rather...

Share ice cream with your beloved dog
or
A complete stranger?

Dog. You don't know where that stranger's been. Besides, I don't have a dog, so I'll consider my tongue my dog.

Would you rather...

Eat shampoo
or
Squeeze shampoo in your eyes?

In my eyes. It can't hurt any worse than lacquer thinner.


Weld naked

or

Shovel snow naked?

Definitley weld naked. Snow is so cold, that it burns. I would rather burn from something hot.

Okay, would you rather never have ice cream again in your lifetime

-or-

never have cheesecake again in your life?

Never have cheesecake! Easy, ice cream comes in so many flavours... mmm... cookies & cream...

Now, would you rather eat your own vomit

or

drink your own pee?

drink your own pee

Hasn't everyone done this?....um....I didn't mean me I swear it.

Endure chinese water torture

-or-

brave Saudi justice for stealing a bread loaf?

Chinese water torture, no lasting effects other than insanity....(which noone would notice anyway :D)

Would you rather

watch 1000 Innocent people die

-or-

Kill one single innocent person yourself.

If the 1000 were going to die regardless of my choice, I choose the 1000.

Would you rather...

Masturbate at your place of employment, in full view of your co-workers?

or

Have sex with someone with weeping sores on their genitals?

Masturbate. The other made me wanna puke just thinking about it.


work hard for everything you own (and know the fruits of your labor)

or

Have everything given to you (and never know satisfaction)

work hard for everything you own (and know the fruits of your labor)

Already have.

get pink eye

-or-

burn your arm on a restraunt fryer heating element?

Tough one... it all depends on what "everything you own" means... if it is a one room apartment and a can of beans for dinner... the fruits of my labour are paltry...


I would still choose work hard though... I know from experience the pleasure of satisfaction.


would you rather....


eat beans as your only form of sustenance for the rest of your life


or


give up sex for the rest of your life

even thought I don't like them:
eat beans as your only form of sustenance for the rest of your life

Would you rather......

Be blind but have a keen 6th sense

or

be deaf and have x-ray vision?

In answer to PolyPhobic's question, I would much rather get pink eye!

:::OshnSoul:::'s question

I would rather be blind with a keen 6th sense- we depend way to much on the way things look, and I would rather lose that.

Okay, would you rather walk a tightrope

-or-

perform as the human cannonball?

So going with the cannonball..

would you rather -

Watch 24 straight hours of the Olsen twins movies

-or-

Listen to 24 straight hours of Tiny Tim's Tiptoe through the Tulips

Tiny Tim, unlike every other guy on the planet, I think those girls are ugly.

Would you rather attempt to swim across the English Channel

or

Walk across the sahara desert?

Swim. No way to make it across the Sahara unless you have a guide...

Would you rather:

Jump from the top of a four storey building onto concrete

or

Drink a bottle of windex

Jump from building.

If you convicted of first degree murder, would you rather:

Get life in jail

or

Death penalty

that's a toughy, because personally I would choose death penalty (to me, there is eternity) but as far as the wide spectrum of penalty, convicts should not have the option of *death* but a life in confinement.

Would you rather:

sacrifice your most prized posession for love

or

sacrifice love for your most prized posession

Ah shit, I HAD to get a thought-provoking one...I've never known the taste of love, but I'd take the chance of sacrificing my most prized posession for love.

Would you rather...

...watch your best friend make out with the love of your life and not be able to do anything about it...

...or...

...take a bare-knuckle punch to the chin and stomach from Mike Tyson?

Definately the Tyson punch
I would rather take a hit from a pussy than have my.....well you know


Run off the edge of a three story building

-or-

have a watermelom dropped on your head from fifteen stories

3 story building... definitely... I've always wanted to base jump :nod:

would you rather

sacrifice yourself for the ones you love

or

sacrifice a friend for your own protection

Since it doesn't specify how close you are with the 'friend', I'll go with that.

Would you rather

Be Richard Gere's Gerbil

or

Eddie Murphy's transvestite hooker

Richard Gere's gerbil- he can pet me anytime

Would you rather:

be stuck on top of a mountain

or

be stuck in a 500 ft. well

on mountain. i'd die faster up there and theres no scary well monsters to eat me.

Would you rather..
Be dumb

or

Be smart

Be smart...I'm already dumb and I don't like it.

Would you rather have gay sex and your significant other would find out (gay people excluded from this choice)

or

be forced to masturbate in public?

masturbate in public

would you rather:

have no thumbs

or

have 3 arms

3 arms

Wold you rather:
STay up late

or

Wake up early

Wake up early... esp if i have work due...


Would you rather;

fuck Moby
or fuck Eminem?

Jeez, :lol: I guess I have to fuck Moby to continue the game.

Would you rather...

be gay

or

have a sex change?

Hmm... I think either way you are gay then. Man becomes woman, still likes women, (s)he's gay. So, I'll opt for gay without the surgery.

Would you rather -

Have Money

or

Have Power?

Money.

Would you rather -

Kill the pet you've had for 6 years
or
kill a stranger

kill a stranger (if it's for self defense)

If were in an accident, would you rather-

come out with severe amnesia, without any possibility of memory ever coming back

or

in a coma, with the possiblity of coming out of it


EDIT: did the person above me just change theirs?????? wtf????

ya i did immediately aftewards. Thought I could get it through

it was

be stuck in a room that continuously loops american idol
or
stuck in a room with simon from AI

we can forget about that one now...

lol, you changed yours while I was changing mine
*i'm such a dipshit*

I'd rather have amnesia. A possibility doesn't mean it would happen.


Here's a new one:

Would you rather

Be extremely attractive but never have sex again
or
Be horribly disfigured but have sex with the hottest girl ever whenever you want?

Horribly disfigured but have sex with hittest girl ever whenever i want.

Would you rather:
Have sex with someone of the opposite sex that is extremely ugly?

or

Have sex with somebody of the same sex

Give me the ugly chick...

Would you rather eat a live octopus

or

not be able to poop for two weeks

not be able to poop for two weeks


Would you rather:

live in Alaska and not see day for 6 months

or

live in a desert and not have any means of civilization or resources for 6 months

Human Cannonball! That would be friggen awesome flying through the air. 'Til the net collapsed anyways. I'm not good at balancing on thin ropes.

Drink Mountain Dew.
Or.
Drink Dog Urine.

Drink Mountain Dew! It looks just like dog urine!

The world is about to end. Would you rather:
Die
or
Go to space and be cryogenically frozen untill aliens find you

Frozen. So I could kick some fucking alien ass when I wake up.

Would you rather:

Submerge your arm in liquid nitrogen
or
Take a bath with Tubgirl?

Arms are overrated anyway - I'd steer clear of tubgirl...

Would you rather -

Find out that your mother is a lesbian

or

That your father was gay