Mountain DEWU codes
 

Does anyone have these codes that come on bottle caps/12 packs/24 packs and aren't using them? If you do could you e-mail them to me at cochiseOOTP@hotmail.com. I'm trying to save up for a X-Box for my kid.

This has already been through here. Some other rookie got ragged on for asking for these with no board status. And seeing as you've got all of 2 posts I'm not very inclined either.

Well, at least you are in the right place...

Well no I have been here for 2 years, I just never really posted. Anyways I'm not demandig anything, just asking. I visit this site every day regardless....

2 years, 2 posts. You'll shake that rookie tag in 2052. :D

I have a whole stockpile of old mountain dew bottles. There's probably 100 or 200 bottles in there because -as everyone knows -I never throw anything away.

How do I send the bottles through email? I don't understand.

Hee!

/me forwards all yahoo spam to above email address. That'll keep him busy for awhile. I get at least 200 a day!

Averett... how deliciously evil of you!

Oh I don't need the bottles, the more recent mountain dew bottle caps, they would be orange, have 10 digit codes written in them. I just need the codes.

Ha, and no it won't take me that long. I plan on posting more here starting today.

I am evil enough myself to know to make another e-mail address for things like this and one for personal stuff:)

skier, I can just picture you rubbing your hands together while saying that. :D

ok. you're not stoOpid. hooray.

post counts don't count in nonsense, but screw post counts.

bring the wit here!

oh... & do you have access to pantyhose & a camera?

Noobs are alright in my book! Have you hugged a newbie today?
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hahahah they were turned all into puppies

THE FUCK crazy sound effect when you go to the linked site

www.emailrevenge.tk

Send the rookie something else... Ive used this on my enemies. Silent Justice

Very funny....

Well if you guys aren't using your DEWU codes send em to me, if not it is cool.

While I don't have any DEWU codes, I'll sell you a clue for cheap!

I'm still not clear, you want me to do some data entry on my trash? Why -what's in it for me?

fuckin' eh...........you give a little......you get a little.

Sorry if I confused you. You said you had 100-200 bottles laying around, on these bottles are the caps orange colored? If so they should have a 10 digit code written inside each cap, note they come in the cardboard bozes for 12 pack and 24 packs as well, so if you have any 10 digit codes that you could write down and e-mail to me, it would be fantastic.

And ofr what I can do for you, I have a ftp server and lots of stuff to put up there, give me an idea what you you want and I'll see what can be done.

That sounds like a data entry job. I get paid 300 dollars an hour.

Do you want me to tell you where to send the check?

Ha you get paid 300$ an hour and you need money from me to write down a few codes?:D

If I had that kind of money I would just buy the X-Box...

But in all seriousness, if you have codes and are kind enough to write some down and e-mail them to me, I would be forever in your debt.

Yeah, but if you are in my debt I would actually hire a debt collector to get my money.

He's not kidding, cochise. There was this one guy, who asked him if he could borrow like $10, and then he didn't pay them back a week later like they agreed, and then he went to the docks and talked to some sailors with those wolly caps on and tatoos and everything, and he told them that this guy owed him money, and the went over to his house and asked for the money and when he said 'wait, I'll get my purse' they punched him in the mouth because purses are for women. Just like that. So watch it, purse boy.

I don't have a purse? That makes no sense...

And I know it was a joke. Well anyways send me codes if you can...

I will once again offer myself as a (slightly) more deserving alternative for anyone who would like to, out of the goodness of their heart, share any dew codes they aren't using. A simple pm right here at the good old tfp will do just fine. Either way, thanks for taking the time to read my post.

??????

I am insulted. Very insulted.

You owe me money. It took me 5 minutes to read your cumulative posts and at 300 dollars an hour (-I've pro-rated it)...

You owe me 25 dollars.

HA. Talk to me about it when you actually send me cap codes.

You obviously aren't familiar with the labor laws in Massachusetts. If I read your proposal and training manual under the implicit employment as a data entry clerk -then you are liable to pay my fees.

If you don't believe me, then just try giving a script proposal to an entertainment lawyer...

So pay up. Then we'll talk about actual data entry.

Ooooh, purse boy is SO going to get it this time.
There's no hiding, purse boy! We already know that you like Dick Jauron, and that you don't think that Jason White will be anything in college... we're circling in on you.
The sailors will be knocking on your door any time now.

A. I never asked you to read my messages, you did so at your own will.
B. You implyed this job as a data entry job, not me.
C. I don't live in Mass.
D. I'm not asking you to dig through your trash and look for caps, I'm just saying from now on if you get any then can you send them to me...

For hu-man

A. I do like Dick Jauron actually, he will be a good defensive coordinator for the Lions.
B. I hate, hate, hate Jason White with all the passion in the world. He's never going to do well in pro football so he is just milking out his career in college.

You said that you'd 'be in my debt'. I charge 300 dollars an hour.

I expect my check by Friday.

The I'll expect my "dat entry" by Thursday. I don't pay for imaginary work.

Okay we have a deal then.

Sure, caps by Thursday or deals off.:D

Alright 120 caps at 2 per minute = 1 hour for 300 dollars.

Deals a Deal

Plus the original 25 dollars that you already owe me

Where are the cap codes? In my e-mail box?

Is it me, or are you getting stupider with every post?

It's you. Why would you say that?

Maybe because it's true.

Why is it the truth?

Grayman check your PM

Astro do you have codes? Or are you just pulling my chain?

Let me ask you something... What is the purpose of this forum? It's called the Nonsense forum... Do you really think it's here for the purposes of getting you stuff from Mountain Dew?

No I just wanted to know if you did, cause if you weren't using them I could. But I mean all you had to say was no if you didn't wanna help out.

You still haven't given anyone a really really good reason -why.

Well before I give you a reason, do you have codes?

What is the reason for the Nonsense forum? Is it to give you free stuff or is it to entertain people?

I thought it was just nonsense of all sorts.

So it was all a ploy and you really don't want my DewU Points... Damn you were so close to getting them too... (As long as I got my check in a timely manner).

I do want your DewU points, I just don't know if you really have any or if you are just playing me like an idiot...which I guess I am.

i'd go with this one.




*wonders if he gets it*

Oh, I get it. Well thanks anyways, if you have any caps and wanna help out go ahead and e-mail me, if not sorry I bothered you.

don't be sorry buddy.............it is nonsense after all.


gotta learn to take a beating in here man.


*bastards beat me up all the time,......deal with it*

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Here ya go.

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Ha, very funny guys.

Trust me, you'll never get a serious question answered in here. It's not just you, it's the nature of the nonsense board.

BINGO!!!!!!


weeeeeeeeeee.........


just playin' with ya' man...........welcome



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Okay, I went out and bought a load of Mountain Dove. How do I attach the caps to the email? I see no slot big enough to contain the caps - do I have to open up my computer or what?

Thanks for the code Astrocloud.

Load 'em into your CD drive.

No, no, no! You idiots, computers work in BITS!!!

So chop 'em up into little bits first, THEN stuff them in the CD drive.

Sheesh, don't you guys know ANAYTHING?!!1!??

and make sure those bits are byte size!

Well he said he bought Mountain Doves? Just have em fly over.

They keep falling through the cup holder.

So I see. You're all the way up to 2 posts now.