Funny thread "subtitles"?
 

Had a thought for a fun little game.

Here's the impetus:
While reading TFP, I often notice that when you scan down the list of threads, some of them sound funny when read one after the other, almost as thought it were a goofy subtitle.

For instance:
found today in General Discussion:

HIV Crisis in Porn Industry

immediately followed by:

Big thanks the The_Dude!

Anyone ever see goofy stuff like this? Since thread order changes all the time, I figure there's got to be some funny combos out there.

C'mon, let's see what ya got!

Lets start an internet rumor

Kinda cool yo, check it out

I'M THIRTEEN POSTS FROM...
Credit Card Debt

haha, awesome redlemon!

just found this one in Member's Playground:

Moral Question


HOT or NOT

Things you love hearing after sex
Should I get nitrous or not?

(note; I browse by 'view new posts', so the threads are often from different fora. The nitrous question is from Motors.)

Found this is Health and Fitness:

Inhaled a piece of rice...
Strange pain...

Pedro washed up??
Yes...Another Marijuana Thread

(Sports / General)

How far is too far?

Your hometown.

Not nearly as funny as.....

Things you love hearing after sex
You gotta play whack the pinguin!

(Sexuality / Nonsense)

I'll try not to use that top thread too much, but it is SOOO tempting.... and thanks for developing this thread,
kulrblind. I plan to have a lot of fun in here.

Can I buy you a drink?

Was I just talking to a bot?

It's official, I have no life!

You too can be a giant robot.



I like this game. There are so many of these funny subtitles....

from Ladies Lounge (just browsing, honest!)

Are you considered an independant woman?

show me the way

I'M THIRTEEN POSTS FROM...

Yes...Another Marijuana Thread

I've Got a Secret
Something boring.

(both Exhibition)

Well, thanks for getting my hopes up. Sheesh!

The Counting Down Game
Birthdays

Blocking AIM from Network
Am I anal for this?

I like that one.

Well, I tried your "view new posts" trick (which I don't normally do) and got it. So it really was yours to begin with!

Hahaha, couldn't ignore this one.

Things you love hearing after sex

DVD-A Burning?

And this one. :lol:

Nadia meets Ginger at the carwash (nsfw)

Sexual Problems

Something boring.
Words women use

exhibition/humor

Not funny, but appropriate and it makes me smile...

Earth Day
lurkette suns herself on a rock

...now THAT is the appropriate way to celebrate!

(General / Exhibition)

from nonsense...

Thoughts of Naked Women....

Black Dots

not sure why i found this one funny, but I did.

Things you love hearing after sex
I've Got a Secret

(Sexuality / Exhibition)

Houstan, we have a problem...

Why don't guys get uneasy when they have to use women's bathrooms?
Free Shrimp!

(living / general)

Oh, so NOW they tell us there's free shrimp in the women's bathroom. No wonder there's a huge line at the theater.

When She's Doing the Dishes...
Please help a fellow woman out....

(portraits / ladies)

This thread made me laugh. Thanks.
Any King's X Fans Out There???
Worst Joke Ever!

from Paranoia...

Poll: When are we gonna get nuked?

holy crap! what the hell

:lol: sooner than you think?

Favorite Unconventional Snack Food
Post Yer Butt

Elephant dew.

Hold your breath!

Two too many nipples (nsfw)
The "Not Gettin None" Thread

From tilted living.

Why don't guys get uneasy when they have to use women's bathrooms?

am I anal for this?

Ever wonder why certain friends just stopped talking to you?
Hello Kitty!

lurkette suns herself on a rock
Woo hoo!

Aint got nuttin

Smelly Feet.

Rebecca has arrived!



great thread idea!

Need Help with a research topic
Music Trivia

There's your research topic!

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Do Camels Really Have Sideburns?
It happens...but why?

One of life's great mysteries.

From the "wayside" vault.


She's got big balls...made of metal...around her hands? What the hell?!


I ain't Never worked on one of them Foriegn Tranny's Before

Time for me to contribute one i just saw in General Discussion.

How old were you when you said farewell to your virginity

how often do you lie?

I think that we are getting the real truth through these "subtitles" :)

The robins are extra-stupid this year

Favourite Unconventional Snack Food

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Scariest Movie Ever......

The girl next door
================
(hey, for some, seeing that flick might be a scary proposition.)
..from Tilted Entertainment

from Nonsense
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Poll: I like Pepperoni!

hate britney spears?
===========
GREAT subtitles, everyone!

in General Discussion (a few pages in)

_ mothers against masturbation

Working with people in Mexico


(apparently their services are desperately needed down there?)

from off the wayside
---
found this by accident, wet and messy anyone?

You're all invited to Bobby's party
---

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Cute girl that enjoys butt plugs

Plug & play!
---

mildy amusing:
---
Stupid Old Hag

Did Courtney Love kill Kurt Cobain?
---

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Things said BEFORE sex...

Jacuzzi (?)
---

just a few more, will stop now and get back to working on some CSS for my sites
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Guy or Girl?

Men becoming obsolete.
---
best way to 6-pack-abs?

back cracking
---

Hey, my robins thread was included! Thanks, Bernadette!

from Tilted Sexuality:

_ Things you love hearing after sex

_ Help me decide which toy to buy my girlfriend...

female ejaculation
long distance

(both Sexuality)

And here I thought it was just men who tried to 'go for distance'.

Things you love hearing after sex

Hey, Speed_Gibson

What's wrong with Iraq's new flag?

Buddha's image displayed on Victoria Secret bathing suit.


Maybe i'm just tired and finding everything funny but I find that this "subtitle" answers the question quite well :)

..from the "view new posts" view:

_female ejaculation

_ Stuff you should do in High School

(heck yeah!)

Gritty Neck Feeling.
Aaaaah! The Ghost Hand!

(health / photography)

What I really like about this one is that they have the same thread starter.

:eek: :lol:

and now presenting for your enjoyment...
Jebus

Yay! Jebus for my enjoyment!

just saw this off of general discussion and of course I thought of this thread :)

I'd expect this from PETA but....
Crunchy Frog

how about.....

EASTER BUNNY GETS A BEATING
THERE IS NO PENIS

or

HEADLINE OF THE WEEK.
MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES

The very obvious, yet underlying, problem
My dick is so big.....

(politics / humor)

I've really wanted a good "What does your SO smell like?" paring, but I couldn't get one. :(

From General Discussion

best smelling men's fragrance
poll: cockblocking

AND

Favourite Unconventional Snack Food
Identify this Critter

Just looked back and now it says:

best smelling men's fragrance
Ureathra Infection


...fashion is a fickle master

Oral sex technique, What do you ladies like?
Rumsfeld Shock Absorber

(Sexuality / Politics)

Hmm, never tried THAT technique before. I wonder how it works...

Hahaha... love it.

from Ladies Lounge:
Contraceptive of choice
_
Multiple Orgasms

As redlemon says, "not sure how that works", but sign me up!

Just now on Nonsense:

Situps?

A Good Waste of Time

AH DERWOOD TOOK MINE!!!

well heres the other one i found in nonsense:
"being a dick"
"the best thing on ebay right now"

and this i found in members playground:
"the perpetual what are you doing this weekend thread"
"the not getting none thread"

yeah that sounds like what im doing for weekends on end lol

and in parenting:
"screwing with your kids heads thread"
"ritalin?"

"baby gas"
"guess what my kid did thread"


:lol:

I just ate a bowl of

Brick Repair Ideas

....yum!

(General Discussion / How-To)

In Tilted Philosophy...

Please tell me about jesus and his death...

Why should i care what you think?

In Tilted Music

Coming out of the closet
At The Drive-In

From Nonsense:

"If you..."

"Stop masturbating, it kills kittens!"


Lube it up, folks.

If you...

Stop masturbating, it kills kittens



edit: doh! look before you leap, dummy (talking to self)

I scream, you scream
Creative discipline

(members playground / parenting)

Doesn't sound that creative to me.
Nice one!

Apartment Living: Noisy Kids Upstairs (Tilted Living)

Help me identify this song. (Tilted Music)


Don't you hate it when you can't sing along through the walls? :)

In General Discussion:

Reagans' Funeral
Men Crying?????

In Paranoia:

I have a small problem...
The cat scared me silly


Now i'll never look at forum threads again without looking for funny link-ups!!!:D

Are you a good judge of character?
YES. And I'm gonna honk my horn too.

Pornolized
Football badgers

From tilted nonsense:

cheezee pick up lines

A little something for the Flyman...

Sorry, fly-guy. It was just... there. :)

What was the happiest day of your life?
Paul Johnson beheaded

I had to work really hard to not spit out my soda after that one.

In a three-way relationship...
which of these pitchers would you drop?

{sexuality / sports}

Why is it
Why do you support Bush?
alcohol

Hey, this thread is stagnating.

As if we needed another reason to hate car salesman...
It pays to be a jerk...
{General / Members}

Well, yeah, that was obvious.

04 STi Blown engine question
The worlds most unsanitary gadgets
{Motors / General}

I guess it depends on how you blow it.

soft drink replacements?
drunk i think i am

Favorite Sausages
The 'Got Some' Thread

Notice: When posting flash animations
You Are a Effing Moron

From Tilted Knowledge
 

how to deflate a ball for storage

new dog

From the "New threads".

How to forecast expenses

Pornography vs. Prostitution - comparisons?

Nice.

Irony is a search engine away. ( New threads)

There is something wrong with our society

Tombstone Generator

from Tilted Sexuality:

What else do you need besides Love?

Webcam Sex

:D

From Tilted humor.

A new sex term my buddy invented

Family togetherness

right here :>

Kerry/Edwards

I'm not dead

i like it :)

Forgive me for being suspicious... (Halx)
Poll: How old are you??
{Politics / General}

Looks like Halx is about to bust another underage TFPer...

Nipple size: do they grow?
Experiment. Please participate, it's fun.
Sexuality/politics

Butchering the Human Carcass
The "I can't believe I just ate that!" thread.

I've got a silly threeway:

A romance story...
Mens Cologne
Any ladies have thoughts on this...

(Literature/General Discussion/Sexuality)

Wow, this thread was gone for a couple of months. But, I couldn't pass up on:

Views of Christian Music
Preaching Murder,Lying to his God

{Music / General}

Thanks to Guccilvr for finding this thread again for me. I saw this one the other night:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/comeonfhqwhgads/tfp1.jpg

Comedy gold.

from "Canada"

Road Test

Getting married at Niagara Falls


Dude... that is no test. ;)