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uncle phil

where's fly when we need him...

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Fremen

Ha! Nice try. No cigar.
If you can't do pantyhose, then put on a garterbelt and garters.
I dare you.

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bernadette

hate to tell ya... but those aren't pantyhose...

so now you need to go buy a pretty garter belt for your <i>stockings</i>!

and duh-ammmmm, you got one BIG pepperoni there. whoa.

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bernadette

fremen beat to the punch!

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Astrocloud

Oh well then I guess you don't want to see the rest of my pictures.

Astrocloud

And they are panty hose -I did just what Bernadette said and bought them from the drug store.

bernadette

hun... you bought hosiery alright, but there's no panty to those hose! you got gypped.

more pictures?? post 'em!!!

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Astrocloud

You know, you need to be more specific when you give directions. If I was some hotshot married guy like flyman I could get my girlfriend to pick out pantyhose for me.

It all looks the same to someone who doesn't buy it all the time.

bernadette

LOLLMAO you left your trouser socks on!

well, i think this confirms that astro is definitely not a gay transy.

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Fremen

Maybe not, but there's something a little off about a guy wearing thigh-highs while chomping sausage.

You're the new man, Astro!

Now it's someone elses' turn to step up.

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Fly

absolutly fucking brilliant man............


good for you.......you sir......have stepped up to the plate.


big thumbs up dude.....nicely done.

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Astrocloud

Fly

THREAD JACK!!!!!!!






these are pantyhose.

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Fremen

What'd you do? Eat powdered donuts in those?

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Fly

it's taken in a mirror......(flash)......and if i was eatin powdered donughts....i'd have rubbed the powder all over my body too.

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bernadette

gods i love you people

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iamtheone

ok bern, you turn.

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Astrocloud

We have yet to see Bern eating a big pepperoni.

Fly

or in pantyhose.....

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Astrocloud

Or both

paddyjoe

the fuckin world's turning upside down

Giant Hamburger

I am speechless.

Astrocloud

Hail Citizens!

Often I have longed for the silky feel of nylons against my outer bun. Alas I tried this once but it was burned off during re-entry into the Saturnian cloudscapes. However this sounds, I do not envy the Astrocloud. I envy that pepperoni.

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bernadette

in my best flyman impersonation voice...

who's stepping up to the plate next?

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Fly

i guess we'll almost have to let that go eh?

......almost......


nice job bern.......



so..........who's gonna step up to the plate next?

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Fremen

Let's nominate............uncle phil!!!

What's under the sleeper jammies, unca p?

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Fly

you're not trying to divert the attention are you?.




but hell ya'............i say phil should do it.

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sillygirl

Oh. My. God. We've started an all-out freakfest, haven't we?

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uncle phil

can't sell any 'jammies if i'm wearin' 'em now, can i?

(and all i got of bernie's pic was a big red X...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Batman976

I'm so very confused.

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bernadette

you're not missing too much.
it's just me looking a bit like marty feldman... with pantyhose & a package of weiners.

<font size="4">come on uncle phil, it's your turn.</font>
step up to the plate!! GO! GO! GO!!!
slip out of those jammies for a few & indugle yourself in the silky wonderfulness of the pantyhose pleasure.

*taps foot*
we freaks are waiting.... uh huh.

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Fly

i am sooooo lovin' this line.............


jump on in uncle mystro.......

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uncle phil

Silk Pyjamas
Thomas Dolby


Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas
She was wearing silk pyjamas
Usual outfit, big pith helmet
Dr. Martens and silk pyjamas
Said it was driving her round the bend
Just sitting and waiting for the phone to ring
She should have been back around half past ten
Has anybody seen my friend?
She's so lovely in her green and red
Silk pyjamas
Can't have gone far
Where's the high street?
Where's the river?
How's the bugger going to manage?
Doesn't speak a word of Spanish
Said it was driving her half insane
To live in a city with no underground train
She took her umbrella and her biscuit tin
And she wantdered off into the smog
For a slurpy and a tofu dog, singing...
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas
She was wearing silk pyjamas
In the daytime
In the night
She was wearing silk pyjamas
Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas
She was wearing silk pyjamas
Usual outfit, big pith helmet
Silk pyjamas, no elastic
Big pith helmet that she came by
Somewhere on the Bakerloo line
Have you seen her silk pyjamas?
She was wearing silk pyjamas

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

you can't sing your way outta this one, dear uncle phil.

if not pantyhose, then we'll settle for you in your silk sleeper jammies.

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Averett

I love you people.

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sillygirl

silk sleeper jammies... I want some!

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moonstrucksoul

you all rock!

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Astrocloud

Bernie since you're taking requests... could you put a weiner in your mouth? You could even title the thread "Bernadette takes a Weiner"

(I always thought you were vegan or somethin').