Subservient Chicken
 

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

I'm not sure what to make of it....but, I HAD to share.

near as I can tell....this is a live webcam....'cause I called him a fuckin retard....and he didn't seem too pleased about it....

The Subservient Chicken
 

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

He will do your bidding.

Good ones to try: fuck, fly, take off your mask, kick, punch, piss, etc...

bk.com?

i tried to get it to commit suicide.
but it just kept on coming right up to the screen and wagging its finger like i'd done something wrong.

Look at the thighs on that clucker!!
A meal and a half.

Make a sandwich is my favorite!

EDIT: Try "blow yourself"

Damn strange.

Glad

that thing's kinda freaky

lmao he went and headbutted a wall

is that a real dude or something?

so he'll finger his own asshole, but he won't remove his pants.

weird.

He showed me his ass when I said "applebutter".

No not naked ass, the chicken just turned around and mooned me.

i said "poop"

tee hee hee

wow, that's awesome! i bet that's part of this guys plea bargain...

Already been posted, guys.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=51805

type in "flyman wears pantyhose"

i mean... what is that chicken doing to the sofa then??

"bundy loves astrocloud" makes him hurl in a sofa pillow. LOL

"paddyjoe wants a coors light" seems to confuse the hell outta the chicken.

"sillygirl is naked" ...you try it!! LOLOLOL

duh. i saw the 2nd thread first, which i imagine will be closed soon...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=51802

so here's my post again:

type in "flyman wears pantyhose"

i mean... what is that chicken doing to the sofa then??

"bundy loves astrocloud" makes him hurl in a sofa pillow. LOL

"paddyjoe wants a coors light" seems to confuse the hell outta the chicken.

"sillygirl is naked" ...you try it!! LOLOLOL

Scary!

HEY!! I'm not naked!!! But :lol: at what he does!

Tell him to choke himself.

I know...but this one was here first dammit!

^ and so, you are correct.

//merged :)

lol

You reminded me of Dr. McCoy there when I read that.

"I'm a doctor, Jim, not a Tribble wrangler, damnit!" :lol:

My apologies, we should've posted in your thread. :)

Now we're all one big happy thread.

*hugs

who the hell is this psycho?

:lol: tribbles

best star trek episode ever

I told him to eat some pie and he pointed to his beak.

Then I told him to eat fish and he started pecking at me.

I don't like him.

I got him to put his feet in his mouth

heh

Subservient Chicken
 

Hay all,

All of you have to check out this guy's site. Its a guy in a chicken suit. You can ask him just about anything and he will do it for you.

Example, I asked him to "slap himself" and he did it.

Check it out. Funny stuff.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Peace.

V.

He won't break stuff.

He won't show me what is on his television. He also won't get a piece of paper and write me messages.

What the hell?

Seriously, is this a Burger King commercial? I thought the Burger King thing was a joke made by the guy in the website, but now I'm not so sure. I mean, no matter what time I go on this site, the chicken is ALWAYS THERE! Therefore, I believe it is a bunch of people running in shifts. Also, for as popular as this seemingly is (there was a link to it on the Yahoo! homepage) I am always the only one there, so I think not only do they run in shifts, they have a few people working at the SAME TIME.

Biggest scandal since Watergate.

Yeah, I went in and out of that website several times very quickly, it is definitely more than one person. I'd go in and out and come back, he'd be either standing, laying in front of the camera, laying on the couch, and running in from the back room, all in the span of 10 seconds.

The only thing creepier than subservient chicken is a bunch of subservient chickens.

OR, maybe they just recorded a bunch of movies with a guy in a chicken suit, and depending on which words you type they play a different movie. Shocking!

Nope, it's a conspiracy!

/unplugs computer so a subservient chicken can't see me through my monitor...

(actually, he is standing the exact same way every time. And I asked him to play paper rock scissors, and he gave me the devil sign with his hands like he was "rock"ing out.)

Ah, you're not as stupid as I look... ;)

hahahaha i love it tell him to dance it's cute
tell him to pretend to be a dog and he pees on the couch :lol: