sillygirl : a royal request
 

this land of nonsense is far too great & vast for only one queen.

will you be my co-queen?

i need help. *


*<small>left that one wide open... eh sir flyman, sir astro, sir paddyjoe & the rest of ya sirs?</small> ;)

Two queens and a jester. Well, maybe three queens.

whatever

I know we'll be well represented.


http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...queens_new.jpg

paddyjoe... your photo album never fails to disappoint.

I am a lesbian...........


*not sure if that helps any ,but,hey........what the hell eh?*

well since no one has called it
I call KING

I'm so honored, I'm going to cry.

hey!!!!!

i've been "sir"ed in another thread..........does that freakin' count or what?

*wonders if the jester will juggle his balls or not*

Seeing that I own flymans balls and I don't really want to juggle them I'm willing to give them away.
Any takers?

that's cuz you are too uncoordinated,and don't know how to juggle.

and i got 'em back from you the other day man.

Ooooh, sorry. There's only one original king. ;)

Do they do any tricks?

LOL @ fly
well, if you wish you may exchange your sir title for co-queen....
you do look hawt in teh pantyhose....

if sillygirl accepts the post as well, what do call three queens?
can co-queen stand for more than two? my engrish ain't too good sometimes...

dammit!
well I call president...no wait vice president....no wait JUNIOR vice president

Oh, I feel so flattered.... I'll glady share the crown with you, bern! :icare:

Hail Honorable Queens!

Your positions of power fill me with desire. Now that your heads and hearts thrum with power what are your wishes? How would you like them met? Will you rule with a velvet glove or an iron gauntlet, or perhaps a velvet-lined iron gauntlet?

If it pleases me, I may be able to serve you in some macabre manner. Discuss the matter amongst your royal selves and get back to me.
-GH

hooray!

have a crown queenie sillygirl

<img src="http://www.childrenssalon.co.uk/COSTUMES/dressinguppics/219RLLqueenscrown.jpg">

or

<img src="http://www.schloesser.bayern.de/bilder/schloss/mu_schatzkammer1.jpg">

or of course feel free to find the perfect one of your own liking.

Hmm.. I shall do some royal searching, and find my royal crown!

I guess we do need another queen since Bones is gone.

cnor honey, where've you been?

I think I'm in love with Paddy Joe's new avatar.

just figured out your middle name... Narcissus...


Astrocloud Narcissus Bones.

Christ Bundy, your Avatar gave me a seizure.

I can see why. Golly, who wouldn't be?

in a very dark loney place....but the voices have stopped and the doctors say I'm ok now......woo-hoo!:icare:

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Gan on pet! Get one for me while you're in there.

Well, I'm glad you're back, dear! :icare:

Can I have this to wear also? I just think it's so pretty!

http://www.arthursjewelers.com/vatch...n/210-bgif.gif

Ummm, no your highness, maybe these


http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...ddyjoe/red.jpg

Those look like fun! Isn't it a bit presumptuous to be assuming that someone as royal as myself would like pink furry cuffs? (Pssst! I hate pink!)

Yeah. You can all be my Queens. Exept paddyjoe. Not really my type.

OK, can I be your queen, too?

Yes. Yes you may.

:icare:

Whew, thanks bro.


I mean King

Paddyjoe, will you be a jester in the Court of Nonsense?

I'm there baby

promise to reward me handsomely.

I promise to reward you handsomely. Bern and I will have to think of something :)

silly i think you're the queen of TFP!

sorry bern...i don't know you yet!

rideough is the Queen of Kensington.

:o Awww, shucks, rideough... thanks! :icare:

I was just wondering, do you guys need a stable boy?

I'm sure we do, we'll have to check with Queen Bernadette on that one. :)

Wait! Doesn't the stableboy always get the excess nookie in the stories?
You think that's fair for the knights? :mad:



:D

Well, if a knight were so brave as to prove himself worthy, he might just get some of that 'nookie'... that is, if the queens aren't happy with what they already get.

oooo i want to be the kings royal advisor so i can basically tell him how to run his lands and he will never second guess me and i will in turn have more power than him

we don't have a true king, do we? Well, I guess OK will be a good king for us, if he so chooses to continue ruling the Nonsense Forum with us. :)

I'll be the jester and Jay can be the royal tights wearer!

hey....... look what i can do.

Isn't that flyman's job? :confused:

Uh... If I can't score the stable boy position, is there any chance that I could fill the position of the Royal Bather? or Royal Massuese? or Royal Lingerie washer/folder? or the Royal Fluffer for the ladies of the Royal court?

You can be anything you want :)

Suhweet! Then I'm thinking of something in regards to the Royal Lurker during the all female Royal Pillowfight!:D

Whatever happened to my beautiful co-queen?

BP, I'm thinkin' that maybe you can become the royal most trusted advisor? Don't they usually get to be part of anything that the rulers do?

But dont they end up trying to kill off all the Royalty and take power for themselves?

sorry, pal. paddyjoe swiftly scored that one.

here i am, darling. thanks for handling affairs in my absence.

i veto bparker for the position of the royal most trusted advisor per reason he gave hmself.
in fact i am now completely eliminating said position altogether.
silly silly queen sillygirl. never surrender your ruling power.

now who is going to fetch us fair queens some tea & lovely biscuits?

Can I have some green apple vodka and sprite? Or is that not queenly enough?

And BP, she's right. No trusted advisor position for you! Howbout you be my personal masseuse?

To my dear co-Queen Bernadette,

Thank you for keeping this lowly slave inline. I like it in the stables anyway. But I did not appoint myself "most trusted advisor". That position was offered to me. I wouldn't know what to do with that kind of power anyway.

To my co-Queen sillygirl,

It would be my honor. You humble me with your kindness.

:icare:

A kiss from a co-queen is like being touched by the angels. I would lay myself upon my sword for you... but I only have a dirty rake from the stable.

You will one day rise from that stable, and become the royal masseuse... that is, you can at least audition for it...

of course you may embide in the refreshments of your choice, queen sillygirl. you are afterall a queen, my dear.

employ that snappy dashing stable boy to fetch you some royal green apple vodka and royal sprite.
enjoy your massage as you sip your beverage.

BP, my dear, can you please make me a wonderful concoction of green apple vodka and sprite? And, dear... don't make it too weak...

Would my dear co-Queen like me to fetch the vodka from Russia?

Hmm.. well, darling, I fear it would take a bit too long to go to Russia for vodka, and seeing as I'm very thirsty, I think I can settle for some Smirnoff Green Apple Twist. But many thanks for asking. :)

Then your libation is ready for you. Ice, lotsa vodka, and a splash of Sprite ( just enough to tickle your Royal nose).

Oooh, honey, I forgot to ask... can I get you to get me a spoon and a cup so I can get ridda that ice? I don't want it to water down my drink :)

Did I say ice? I meant an "ice" glass... as in a diamond glass crafted for your Royal hand.

Wow. You sure do know how to take care of your queen! You will be handsomely rewarded, my loyal servant

The only reward i desire is a night with the royal slave girls. Ok, make that two nights...

Honey, I don't think we HAVE slave girls... you want a couple night with the slave BOYS? You'll have to ask Queen Bernadette if she has any slave girls you can spend time with.

Uh thanks? But I think I'll pass on the slave boys.

I thought ya might pass on that ;)

You've gotta think, BP... would two incredibly gorgeous queens like us use women as slaves? :crazy:

Would it change your mind if you knew they were bundy and flyman?

:lol:

It sure would...
















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