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Tophat665 03-25-2004 04:24 AM

Much better.

Start with the Guinness, and drink one of the Becks to wash it down. Then give the Mike's to your best girl and drink the other two becks.

Pour the Coors straight into the toilet and skip a step that is totally unnecessary and thoroughly unpleasant (unless you save it for last, in which case you won't care.)

As for the Jack, I don't know. If Budweiser started making a whiskey, would you drink it more than once? Smirnoff's even worse, because at least Whiskey is distilled beer. There's nothing to vodka that would suggest a vodka manufacturer would make a decent beer. It's like if Glidden made vodka.

paddyjoe 03-25-2004 05:12 AM

Hey splck.

Nice ammo for my collection.

Thanks, pal :thumbsup:

splck 03-25-2004 05:36 AM

There is offending language in the coveted jam room too. Flyman's heart swells with pride when he puts these posters up.
Notice the lack of any real beer posters or stickers.

http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...k/drum_kit.jpg

http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...flys_drums.jpg

silent_jay 03-25-2004 06:02 AM

In flymans defence at least the top Coor's poster is from Maxim, and those Marilyn posters make up for the other, gotta love Marilyn.

Astrocloud 03-25-2004 04:53 PM

I think I see a squirrell Cong in the background wearing nylons on it's head.

Fly 03-26-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
I think I see a squirrell Cong in the background wearing nylons on it's head.

you're almost as messed up as me.

on the sauce again eh astro?

Fly 03-27-2004 03:15 PM

http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...n/DSC02188.jpg

okay....so i'm home now...and this is my beer fridge.....


new batch.....which one?


and yes....our pot is that green.

(homemade wine too.......count that in!)

:D

paddyjoe 03-27-2004 03:40 PM

Man, are you dense? Why do you even need to ask? SoCal fucked you up, bro!

bundy 03-27-2004 04:24 PM

homemade wine. wow. i'd get into that.

Fly 03-27-2004 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
Man, are you dense? Why do you even need to ask? SoCal fucked you up, bro!

well hell ya' i'm dense.....it took you this long to figure it out?


......and,i'm in canada again and well,.......check out the variety.

splck 03-27-2004 04:45 PM

I still see girls light...

Fly 03-27-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
I still see girls light...

ya' in your own fridge ............


just own up to it man......are you scared what people might think?


i put a pair of fucking pantyhose on man......you think i care if someone doesn't like my beer.


(when are you puttin' the hose on splck?)

fess up eh..........

splck 03-28-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
ya' in your own fridge ............


just own up to it man......are you scared what people might think?


Never worried bout what others thought...should I be?

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman

i put a pair of fucking pantyhose on man......you think i care if someone doesn't like my beer.
What I'd like to know is how often do you put them on?....fess up boy.
You should care about the beer, it will only expand your taste ...if you had any.

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman

(when are you puttin' the hose on splck?)

fess up eh..........

Sorry dude, I don't travel that highway...not that there's anything wrong with that

Fly 04-17-2004 08:48 AM

'nother new batch......


http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...n/DSC02636.jpg


which one?

bernadette 04-17-2004 10:47 AM

never heard of blue.
i don't like dark beers... (sorry pj... i know, damn pagan)
guess i'll have to take the almost beer.

that or the wine on the door.
is that a pinot grigio by chance? :D

Astrocloud 04-17-2004 11:12 AM

Last night I was one with the Guiness. Labatt's Blue are okay and much better than Cur's Light.


I think you need a tap for your basement.

bernadette 04-17-2004 11:19 AM

did you mean curse light?

Astrocloud 04-17-2004 11:23 AM

(Ignoring Bern)

I've been very much into the heavier beer lately. I like IPA and Stout.


If you can get it -you should try Mackeson Triple Stout

http://www.criticsnest.com/graphics/...riplestout.jpg

bernadette 04-17-2004 11:28 AM

you can't ignore me dude.

<img src="http://www.tatiana.info/pictures/pix9/tat-cara.jpg">

Scorps 04-17-2004 11:33 AM

Oh come on the Import MGD is the best

Astrocloud 04-17-2004 11:36 AM

That's not you that's this chick
http://www.tatiana.info/pictures/pix9/tatimovil.jpg


What oh what is MGD

bernadette 04-17-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
That's not you that's this chick



What oh what is MGD

you're right. that's NOT me, but hey you didn't ignore me! :p

MGD = miller genuine draft

Astrocloud 04-17-2004 11:46 AM

I thought we were talking about beer?

Scorps 04-17-2004 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
I thought we were talking about beer?

So did I:D

paddyjoe 04-17-2004 04:27 PM

the hell with that.

I wanna talk about bernie's uvula

Fenton-J-Cool 04-17-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Dude, put 'em both back in the horse. :)

Hahahaha!
Never heard that one before.

I need to start diversifying my beer drinking, to see what all the hoopla's about. All I ever drink is Canadian beers.


Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
never heard of blue.

NEVER HEARD OF BLUE!?

You better not be canadian.

Crack 04-17-2004 07:16 PM

once again... all of them, then smoke the weed...

or hit, drink, repeat

(until desired effect...)

Fremen 04-18-2004 12:03 AM

You're a buncha hosers.

This is the real drink of a man.
Right out of the tap. :suave:
NSFW!

Fly 04-18-2004 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
You're a buncha hosers.

This is the real drink of a man.
Right out of the tap. :suave:
NSFW!



so that's the udder beer then eh?:D

bernadette 04-18-2004 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
the hell with that.

I wanna talk about bernie's uvula

hey now paddysmoe. leave my parts outta this!
just go on back to harrassing flyman about his <strike>girls</strike> coors light.

Quote:

Originally posted by Fenton-J-Cool
NEVER HEARD OF BLUE!?

You better not be canadian.

nope. not canadian. am i off the hook then?
do they sell blue in the states?

Fly 04-18-2004 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette

just go on back to harrassing flyman about his <strike>girls</strike> coors light.






yeah....bring it on........


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