You are now Hypnotized
 

Look at the pretty Anim Gif and SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP!

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif

You are now in my POWER! You will do EVERYTHING I SAY!

AHHHH crap, why does this always happen to me?

Am I going to be a zombie again? Being the walking undead really gets old after a while.

Okay... stop that


Type everything in red

*gets confused, attempts to cluck like a dog, falls over*

*won't type in red; hypnotism can't make you do anything that is against your nature*

Okay stare at the hypno wheel again

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif

You no longer will type things like redlemon but now you're online personality will be that of bundy! You must type like bundy and do everything like bundy would do.

* has turned off images, can't see the hypno wheel *

It was great, much better than cats, I will see it again and again.

absorbentishe, you are now my Slave... From now on speak only gibberish!

Too late, already done.

i see you've been hittin' the wobbly pops and rum again eh?

<font color="red" size="3">yo ho ho ho

aw shit

bawk bawk bawk</font>

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif

Flyman and Bernadette -you are now both in my power. When I count to three Bernadette you will think and act like flyman, you will believe you are flyman and type things that he would type.

Flyman you are now bernadette. You will type things that she would type.

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I have shat in my pants!

wanna get high?................

aw shit......

come on astro,show me somethin' new.

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif

Fremen you shall now post like a rookie. On the count of three you shall forget all decorum and post like you did when you were New to the Internet!

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Huh?

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif


krwlz you shall now answer every post with "Huh?". On the count of three you not be able to post any words other than "Huh?"

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Tigrils aslkj oithe pucmnyht ti.

man.......i just spilled the bong water all over my coffee table........

but in other news...them squirrels now bow to me....i pwn them now... eh?


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seen it before!!............am i online too much?

...and...........where are the corks?

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif


Giant Hamburger I summon thee from the clouds to post a picture of a Hamburger. On the count of three

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can't...resist...talking...cloud...

http://www.akphotos.ca/commercial/art/images/burger.jpg

this thread rocks astro, U da Man!

The hypnotoad made me check this thread. I have a feeling I'm in trouble now.

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif



moonstrucksoul and Batman976 you now believe that you are engaged in a Scavenger Hunt. The first one to bring back the most points will win a heretofor unnamed prize. You believe that the prize is WORTH it.

If you need more convincing then listen to this persuasive noise.

10 points: A headless corpse
10 points: bernadette dancing
10 points: a foodfight
10 points: a pirate's captive
20 points: a moving walrus gif
20 points: a fish wearing a shirt
20 points: a woman smashing a beercan against her head
20 points: A gay festival particiipant dressed in a costume
30 points: Mickey Mouse shooting up.

The first one to respond gets an extra 20 points and you can only use each picture category once. Nobody may repost the first posters pictures.


Remember you believe you will win a great prize.


On the count of three

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<img src="http://www.choose-art.com/dh%20the%20ballerina%20web.jpg">

this is how i picture bernadette as a dancer...............

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omg sweet jesus!

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Good find, GH. But this contest is mine! The prize is worth it!

http://www.qsrmagazine.com/foodfight...odfight230.gif

Exactly what I ejaculated. :p

10 points: A headless corpse
10 points: bernadette dancing
10 points: a foodfight
10 points: a pirate's captive
20 points: a moving walrus gif
20 points: a fish wearing a shirt
20 points: a woman smashing a beercan against her head
20 points: A gay festival particiipant dressed in a costume
30 points: Mickey Mouse shooting up.

here we go
1:http://www.spookyfx.com/flailer1.jpg
2:http://cronos.tec-9.com/rk/stuff/pix/bf.gif
3:http://home.planet.nl/~haast189/foto...foodfight3.jpg
4:http://www.bobbismithbooks.com/PiratesPromise.jpg
hey she looks captive enough
5:http://www.suckerpunch.com/rocket/im...opie_sleep.gif
6:http://www.t-gallery.com/funny/ftales/images/6.jpg
7:[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=girl+beer+can/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.drewv.com/photo/canadaday2002/IMG_3437.JPG[/img] an impossible find, do a search using 'woman' and 'beercan' and you get nothing. But this chick looks like she
might smash on her forehead
8:http://www.utopia-asia.com/spec/pgf03/trio.jpg
9:those drawing don't exist anymore, apparently, lame.

did I forget say that "I rock".

Huh?

pass that doob.......... eh?

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here chu go, mang.
http://www.drugs-plaza.com/plaatjes/...use_On_Pot.jpg

thanks man. you're good people.

<img src="http://volcano.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/Im000568.jpg">

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these are my babies...........

i bet flyman would freak out over the colour of thier eyes.


http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...&postid=593876


anyone have any corks?

i need to do a photoshop of corks.

man those dogs' eyes do freak me out.......

bad memories of the cuervo though.........

can you believe the price of tequila nowadays?

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Re: You are now Hypnotized
 

Look at the pretty Anim Gif and SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP!

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif

Bernadette and Flyman you are no longer each other but are now JUDGES in the contest!

You must judge whether moonstrucksoul or Batman976 won the Scavenger Hunt. One gimmick though -you must look for every opportunity to criticize or degrade the contestants and their Entries. Think like an American Idol judge! http://www.houstonhypnotist.com/hypnotron.gif


And moonstrucksoul you are now IN LOVE with bernadette. The more she criticizes you the more love you feel.


Batman976 you are also in love. But your LOVE IS JEALOUS! You hate that Bernadette talks to anyone but you.


http://www.a1hypnosis.com/mojojones/hypnoeyes1.gif

On the count of three you shall all DO AS YOU ARE COMMANDED.

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Bernadette, I know that in the hiccups thread you purposely excluded me the first time you created buttons for everyone. Why do you refuse to talk to me? By the way, I'm the guy standing outside your window blasting Peter Gabriel on my boom box. Won't you come outside and see me?

P.S. Vote Batman for Scavenger Hunt king!

where are all of Batman's things from the hunt? if i had know that i could find two of the nine and win i would have found three and not eight.

moonstruck, whattup dawg.
while you gave it a good shot, your scavenger hunt images were... eh... a little off key & pitchy in places.
in other words, what the hell were you thinking??
those jpgs are simply ghastly. i'd say try again, but you sir suck at google.

*ignores some puffcake called batman. who??

thank you astro... this thread confused the crap out of me.

okay master of me...........i pick moon cuz.......well shit......look at all the pics he had.(sad as they we'\re)

damn near every one.....(not all that great i might add)

point total is.....120.......and a bonus for mickey stoned on pot.(couldn't find a pic of him crankin' eh?)

(just cuz i'm goin' to disneyland in 6 days baby)


moon gets it.

*sorry batman*

Re: Re: You are now Hypnotized
 

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif



Flyman,


You are too stoned to type coherently... If you don't feel stoned you shall get stoned and come back incoherent!


On the count of three you shall all DO AS YOU ARE COMMANDED.

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http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif


propaganda,


YOU are now confused. COMPLETELY CONFUSED.

TELL US WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CONFUSED

Re: Re: Re: You are now Hypnotized
 

o......k........i am now stoned under your power...........and am incoherant.........

what is your command?:eek:

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif




I command you to tell us your hashmaking secrets!

ice................lottsa ice.........


and a shitload of patiance...........plus a whack of wobbly pops to get through it all...........

that's all i can say without incriminating myself............*master*

but bernie babie you know i scored all those pics for you. you know what you mean to me.

moonstruck, don't lie. you picked those pics all up at the close out bin.
that doesn't express any admiration or display any effort.
get back to work. you must try harder or you're just not going to succeed in this game.
i want to see something sparkly & new.
right, crackprogram?

http://www.llucartes.com/rocco/hypnotoad-ani-peq.gif

You will make hypnotoad your new master

Ah hell, I must've had waaay too much to drink, because this entire thread makes sense to me.

I'm in trouble. Maybe I should break out a Stone Ruination and see if I can drink myself back out the other side... :thumbsup:

now see..........either Astro or myself will help you w/ your "back out the other side" deal...


........pending on who buys the wobbly pops eh.. :D

http://www.mindmedia.nl/img/anim_hypno.gif




Flyman I command you to show a picture of yourself with a Coors Light. You will be smiling and drinking before you are mocked for your taste in water.

No.. Wait yes.. Um yeah.

thank christ i have broken the spell you've had on me..........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/blue.jpg



muuahahahhhhhahhaa

It really can't be that warm in Canada.

it all depends on the size of the fire eh..........:thumbsup: