mystmarimatt-Cotton. I would meet Hitler just before he came into power and I would cut his balls off. Lets see how much damage he could do then.
Unfortunately the hokey pokey is what it is all about and there is nothing more to it like they want us to believe.

If you could name a star in the sky what would you name it?

Chauncey-Nikki! Of course!

hello again, this time id like to ask you if you believe that sexual attraction can derrive from something different that what could be catagorized as either love or lust?

and do you prefer to use ropes and handcuffs, or things that are lying around like scarfs or clothes? (i think both can be sexy)

Nikki, I just started reading this post and damn i like what you see, i am sweet, fun and gentelman, but do know what i want to do in bed with a woman. but do most woman like it hard and deep or slow and just some of my piens.

being sweet does not always work for pickup line.

so i walways try to improvise.

and let me know if you ever in chicago so we can have fun, and If you want you cthink you are that good, you can show me how good of a man rider you are.hehehe
unless you just in saying that..

jade-Sexual attraction can come from a lot of different places. You can be sexually attracted to someone for other reasons then what they look like. Their personality for instance. I like handcuffs and soft things like scarves as well.

sltkr2000-How women like it depends upon the women that you are with, everyone is different. Also I do not have sex with random people I meet. All of the things I talk about here are done with my significant other. So I am sorry that I will never be able to prove to you just how good I am in bed.

What is the most uncomfortable place you've ever made whopee?

ever tried hot candle wax? if so what should we know b4 trying it?

MacG it only hurts for a couple of seconds. Depends on your tolerance (or your partner's) preference for pain..sorry, but that was easy answer.

Nikki How far would you go, and don't be small time in your answer, please.

How long has it been since a revolution in the western world?

Thanks...Hon,

:p yea thats what i figured, something like that

why do hotdog buns come in packages of eight... but the weeners come in packages of ten?

Why do we park on drive ways and drive on parkways?

Oh yeah... and why are women obssessed with Horses?

why did you never respawn to the last question?

My boyfriend is a wuss, do you know any little things that are not to kinky that he might like? Wow..... your quite popular, well, really popular.

Wow.........I didn't realize people were still asking questions.

So I will only answer questions from THIS YEAR.

roadkill-I had no idea there were more questions.

qt-What exactly do you mean by wuss? IS he afraid to try new things in bed? Please explain so I can help:)

Yea lol he is afriad of blood so I dont get any on my period, he does not like my hands any where near his ass hole and aroud his butt area is a no no lol.
I cant play with his nipples and I cant play with the under side of his balls, it makes me want those parts of him even more. What can I do with out going to those areas? or what could make him wanna try?

Why are there people like Frank?

Should questions be sex-related?

qt-Men sometimes have to be talked into things.....only to find out later they will really enjoy him. Try using a small toy BEFORE using your finger on him. He might find it comforting knowing you are not actually sticking your hand in there.

monkey-It takes all kinds.

Eugeni-No. Sexual or not....I will answer!

why are underarms hairy?

No doubt because you are a man. However it is nice when men also remove their underarm hair, it helps cut down on odor.

Is it alright if your long lost sugar daddy came back for a visit??

If so, what can I bring?

Sugar Daddy!!!!!!! Wow I forgot what it is like to have one!

I really really need a new car. I am not just saying that either. I will not be picky on what you bring as long as it was made in the last few years!:):):):)

I take it yours broke down. I might actually take you up on it. It looks like you could use something to cheer you up. Your avatar is kind of freaky now and your sig is depressing. Besides a bum set of wheels, I hope everything else is cool. That being said, you will have to narrow your choices down a little bit. Do you need a 4x4, 4 door, convertible, sports car or what. If you do not ask, you will never get what you want. And, where do you want it delivered???

WOW, your avatar changed between posts so ignor my comments about your avatar...

Heh. As you were typing that I was changing my avatar just because. I had no idea you would say that....
My car is not broke down but it is in very bad condition. I cannot drive it over 45 mph bc the axle is bent and costs to much to repair (more then the car is worth). Yeah I could always use cheering up. As far as the car goes..well I am not picky. I would like a truck this time around though. Something with a V6 would be nice......:)

I can not shop unless I know where to deliver it to. When you say truck, do you mean pickup or would a SUV be better.

I do like the avatar and sig much better, thanks, even though you were already doing it...

I am a pickup girl definately. If you want to get into details I liked the Ford Ranger and I really like the Toyota Tacoma. I REALLY REALLY like the Dodge Ram. Oh and I don't have to have a Hemi. That is really just a waste of gas. I would tell you where to send it to, but you will have to PM me for that info.
Oh and did I mention that black is my favorite color? I also like blue.;)

I will send you a PM when the time is right. I am waiting for a big deal to close and I would love to share with you. Should know more early in the week. You never know, dreams can come true, or even gifts of cars...

What is so fun about fun size snickers?

Have you ever seen Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!. Does the thought of killing men with your karate chops turn you on?

Go AVS-Yes I believe dreams can come true. I guess everybody just has to wait their turn.:)

monkeydriven-I like them because I can quickly eat them before anyone at work sees me and expects me to share with them.

Astrocloud-I dont know what a faster pussycat kill kill is. Perhaps you can share the secret with me?? As for killing men with karate chops...well there are a lot more things that turn me on besides that..like one thing that turns me on is turning men on.

Do you have any experience with the slightest tough machine? I was considering surprising my gf (hopefully quite a surprise), and I'd like to get some opinnions first.

Which super-power would you rather have:

Flight
or
X-ray vision

What hair removal products can be used in the genital area? They all say not to use on "sensitive skin" and... well... ya know... my balls are a bit sensitive.

Thanks.

DB.

will-Wow that sounds interesting but I have no idea what it is. Maybe some other people will come forward with some info on it.

crack-I am so nosey I would definately have to say x-ray vision. I would love to see what is going on in another room. I would love to see what certain people do in "private".

dane- Interesting name choice:) Personally I would not use any hair removal products that are chemical in that area. I mean who wants to risk burning up the package? Just use a razor and go really slow. A small cut can't compare to a chemical burn.

FYI - I have been car shopping and its kinda fun. I might have to get me a new ride too.

??? - How long are you gonna just lay there and wait for pleasure, why not just initiate it instead of waiting? Be aggresive...

Another ??? - Why is this thread still going, don't get me wrong I always enjoyed it, but it is an old thread...

Nik - will you sweet talk this GoAVS dude into buying me a new car too?

Thanks :thumbsup:

What is your favourite porn movie and why?
Who is you favourite porn "actor" or "actress" and why?
Whats your favourite scene out of any other porn movie?

Go AVS- So what if my thread is old, people like it, and it is good. Sometimes I lie there and wait.....other times I am aggressive. Just because it says I am waiting for pleasure doesn't mean I am not being aggressive. I think that if you read through this entire thread you would see just how aggressive I am:)

Opie-I don't think I am that good at sweet talking. Usually I am just an up front person and what you see is what you get.

The Phen.- I used to like just all girl porn. Lately though I have really been getting into MFF or MF. Don't get me wrong I still like to see FF or FFF it is just that sometimes
I need to see some real live penetration to get me going. I don't have really any favorite titles.....I don't usually pay attention to titles. As far as actresses go....I like girls on the small side who are all natural.

I like your answer to Opie. I did assume from your past quotes that you could be aggressive, I was just responding to your "waiting for pleasure" location you have. It is a good thread, I'm glad it was found again.

Now for a question, are you a fan of Vegas??

Vagas..well I have never been there. I am not opposed to going there. I guess if I had the money to go there I would not mind. However there are many places I would choose to go first. When I think of vegas I think of quickie marriages and Elvis impersonators. Lots of lounges and lots of money being lost. I would like to go to a place a little more genuine.

Hail Nikki!

It has been many moons since we last conversed.
I hope this post finds you well.
How do you feel about the role of designated hitter in major league baseball?

Thank you and good night,
-GH

glad this came back too...............


i was wondering if you know why i wanna eat Giant Hamburger?


and how the hell have you been lately?

GH- I think that the role of the DH is confusing as hell. All I know is that the DH bats for the pitcher sometimes. Other then that it boggles my mind just like most sports. If you could explain it more clearly to me, I would be overjoyed. Nice talking with you again:)

flyman-I can imagine that you want to eat a GH bc you have the munchies. I have been ok lately...glad to be back here answering some questions for all the people.

Hey *Nikki*

What's the highest number of people you had in an orgy with you?
And what is your favourite position/occurence during an orgy?

Why do you hurt the ones you love?

Who is Margaret Deland? And what is it that you desire?

Never been to Vegas!! It is a great town for just letting loose. You can avoid the Elvis guys by not going to their shows, as for the marraige - just ask Britney, they can be annuled. The money loss kinda sucks, but it is the price for fun, just don't bring access to more than you can lose.

So am I supposed to be shopping for a 4x4 or 4x2???

The Phen- I don't think I have had an orgy. I have had sex with a couple of people while thinking about a couple of people......does that count? My favorite position changes on a daily basis. I think it would be boring to have one favorite all the time.

iamnormal-Well unfortunately that usually works the other way around. The people I love usually hurt me. I think I am to open and giving and I wear my heart on my sleeve a lot. People take advantage of that.

Jonsgirl- This is who she was http://search.eb.com/women/articles/..._Margaret.html.
You should read up on her I think that you will find her an inspiration to a lot of women. As for me.....I desire most in life to feel complete. I have always felt that there is something missing in my life, never knowing just what it is.

Go AVS-Did I mention that I have a very hard time driving a stick shift? I can do it but damn it is a pain in my ass. I prefer automatic. So I guess that means 4x2. I don't remember having come across any 4x4 that were automatic.

Why don't you like me?

I don't know who you are so therefore I cannot dislike you. Have you ever wronged me? If not, then you have nothing to worry about.

hey.........i have a 4x4 that is an automatic.......wanna buy it?


........it runs off of propane and gas.........



i'll sell it cheap too.


well......do ya'?

Nice of you to offer but that doesn't quite sound like what I had in mind:)

Why don't you love me?

This is becoming very frustrating. Must you dwell on emotions such as love and pain? What else would you like to talk to me about? Or better yet, give me some information on yourself.

so....we have this horse w/ a bit of a "teeth" problem.........(sorry...no pun intended)

anyways.......he chomps on his bit like constantley,and he is havin' probs with his mouth or something.discolouring of the gums,funny hue on his tongue,(no blood though)


according to the books and such,we feed him well and exercise could be a bit more than 2 times a week..........

we have a vet come out once a month,but she's not sure why he has this prob either.

do you have any ideas?

why do you have asterisks in your name?

what punctuation mark would you feel appropriate for my name?

I've come to talk nonsense sense thats what forum this is in.
I ask the questions here.
What would you look like if you head was shaved?

flyman-Could he have some form of gum disease? I have a lot of friends at work who have horses so I will ask them. In the meantime I wouldn't put anything in the poor horses mouth!:)

Supersonic-I have the asterrisks simply because I like them. There is no special reason really. I like your name how it is and I don't think you are in need of punctuation however since you asked I think a period at the end would be nice. That is way it is as though you are making a statement. Supersonic. That's all. Just Supersonic.

iamnormal-Being that this is "nonsense" people ask quesitons here that are nonsense but some questions are on the more serious side. Being that this is MY thread I can also ask questions here OR refuse to answer questions. You see that is how it really works.

I say something and you do it. Thats how it works.

I just want to know if you are going to kick iamnormal's ass???

And you can get any 4x4 as an auto... I only asked cause I don't know if you have snow where you live or if you go off-roading. I am assuming by your answer that the anwer to both ?? are no.

Who is iamnormal??

I had no idea you could get a 4x4 as an auto. See you learn something new everyday! We have SOME snow here...maybe a few inches a year. Mostly it comes in the form of ice which really sucks. As far as going off roading, I never did that because I never had the oppertunity to really. Sounds interesting though.

Is that new avatar a rendition of how you look and feel?

Still waiting for my contract to come through, how is your car holding up???

Well I do have long hair. It is dark. I do have big dark eyes. However I look just a little different then her. My avatar is usually pretty reflective of my mood, so yes.
My car is still getting me from point a to point b. It is making this weird squeaking now though and I keep thinking it will die sometime while I am driving down the road. It is very frustrating! :)

Two questions:

How can I change my handle on this board?

What do "members" or contributors get that free surfers don't?

What is your favorite fantasy? Oops, Three.

Is it more important to have a big dick that's deep and filling or to have the type of finnesse where your clit feels like it's got electricity running through it?

Dale-Why do you want to change it?
YOU get to feel like you are a part of this community.
READ MY WHOLE THREAD, start to finish, you will see many fantasties.

Amarth-I whould choose the electricity anyday:)

So Nikki have you ever figged?

I don't know if I have or not. I am not familiar with that term:)

why does it feel like one of my testicles is bigger than the other one?

That could quite possibly be the case.

"...A grown man's testicles are generally between 16 and 27 milliliters in volume, and about an inch and a half long. For most men, one of the balls is larger and hangs lower than the other. "

I caught my cat watching gay feline porn; should I be worried?

i've been eating banana peppers quite a bit lately..........like 10 a day for the last couple weeks.

you think that maybe it's not such a good idea to eat that many peppers a day?

i can't help it either,.....i just love 'em.

any help on that matter as well?

Hi Nikki, you around now??
Nice thread btw
You are cool in my books

Jumpin-Sounds like it is just a fantasy to me...I won't be worried yet. However if you come home one day and catch your cat making a gay feline porn then I would raise an eyebrow.

flyman-I LOVE banana peppers. They have just the right amount of tangyness (if that is a word) about them. They are good on just about anything also. I wouldn't worry about eating to many. Seems to me like they might do a good job on cleaning out the system. Are these home grown peppers??

mantra-Thanks for the compliment:) I am always "around" ;)

Have you ever eaten icecream off your partners body whilst making love?

Quite frankly, I have & I love it.....

No I haven't done that. Ice Cream is usually pretty sticky:) I tend to just concentrate on his actual body rather then what I can eat off of it. There is nothing better then feeling his flesh against mine:)

I've got a question for you Nikki...what happened to that South Carolina thread? I moved down to Greenville (for a while) and was getting all geared up to contribute tomes of epic writing (read : crap) to the Greenville thread, and there the whole thing up and died.

ps. moonstruck - not only does one of your balls hang lower, but they alternate.

HEY!!!!!!

i got a question asked from Nikki .............woooooooohooooooooo.........


the peppers that i'm talkin' about are from the local grocery store.

.....and i think tangyness works well w/ these type of pepper.


sooo........when the season is done for these lovely peppers,and the local store doesn't get them anymore.......what can i do to locate them in my area?

Are up upset at me for resurfising this thread a few months back?

pigglet-Your page is probably set up to only show a certain number of threads at one time. The thread is actually still there, just on another page you can't see. Just go into the southeast section and go to the bottom of the page and click on the area that lets you select how you view your threads. Choose to view them all and you will see everything, even old stuff, that is there.

flyman-As far as I know stores carry those peppers year round. They ship them in from warmer climates. If that is not the case where you live you can always resort to the ones that are in the jars. They are pretty good also.

roadkill-I love this thread. It is my favorite thread on all of TFP. Thank you:)

nikki - thanks for the reply. it's all healed up...

fly - got an ethnic grocery store in the area? otherwise, for a man who likes his greens...might think about a flourescent light and a window garden?

nikki, thank you for calming my fears of having to out my cat. However, something even more troubling has arisen that I'm hoping you can help explain or put me at ease.

I have a half gallon of milk in my fridge. the expiration date is still a week away but there is a definite odd odor eminating from within the jug. I drank some anyways and now I'm seeing rainbows everywhere and I could swear the painting on my living room wall just winked at me. My question is this: Has milk become a narcotic, and if so, am I in danger of going to jail for drinking it?

I love milk myself and I drink about a gallon a week. I even drink milk that is past the date if it doesn't smell funky:) I mean who the hell knows when milk is going to expire anyhow? How can anyone presume to know such information?
As far as the hallucinations go, well that sounds like an added bonus to drinking the milk. You know they give cows all of those steroids......
My advice is not to drink and drive.:)

Hey Nikki, been awhile since I've logged on but it's good to see that your still spanking naughty boys who deserve it. Although it does seem as if the thread has been highjacked by acidheads who are having strange relations with their cat. Lets get back to the subject at hand.....

Nikki, I think I am in love with you. Can we get married now?

First of all *Nikki*, anyone that doesn't respect your *'s, doesn't deserve your hand in marriage.

Second, what's up with your photography? Anything new to share? I miss you over on the photo boards.

xoxo

Hate the game yo, don't hate the playa.




:lol::lol:

Nikki - saw somewhere along the thread that you know your way around Chicago. Any advice as to clubs or places to go for somebody who enjoys finding a little of the underbelly of the city?? Came from LA a while ago and haven't had time to find any of the alternative scene here. Nothing specific really - I tend to enjoy anything that draws an unusual crowd and I don't scare easy.... Thanks ~

*Nikki*, I've been having some really weird dreams lately.

Dream #1: Little children standing in my doorway watching me sleep. That one really freaked me out.

Dream #2: My boyfriend is in Las Vegas for work, and I had a dream that I went out there to meet him and I found him talking to a stripper behind a peep show door.

Dream #3: This was last night, I had a dream that along with my kitten Pumpkin, I had a few other cats. Pumpkin apparently became Evil Pumpkin and started attacking the other cats, nearly chewing one of the other cats legs off.

Now, Dream #2 sort of came true, as my boyfriend did go to a strip club in Vegas. Should I be worried that little children are going to break into my apartment and watch me sleep? Should I be worried that my cat is going to chew off my arm?

Are there any pictures of you on this--or your--site? I vaguely remember a pic of you in a cute sundress a few VB versions ago...

mantra-I like to answer all sorts of questions. This thread does say XXX but I guess that means different things to different people.:)

iamtheone-Why do you love me?

paddyjoe-Aww thanks:) I am always checking out your stuff. I still do a lot of photography but unfortunately my digital camera broke and I have really just been shooting analog. I am to lazy to get it converted to a digital format and to broke also most of the time. It sucks though....because I have done a lot of shooting lately. Thanks for asking:)

chicken-I know my way around there somewhat. As far as where to hang out and stuff, I don't really know that. I am just familiar with the area I used to live in and where family currently lives now. Sorry I can't help you much.

Averett-I don't get why everyone thinks that I am the dream expert all of a sudden! All I can say about dreams is that they usually reflect worries or concerns that you have in real life. Things that linger in your mind and you perhaps don't even really know how much they affect your day to day life. I know I have found this to be the case in my life. I hope this helps a little.

wanderwal-I don't know that I have ever worn a sundress. It is just recently that I started wearing a dress at all. For the most part I strongly dislike them. There are no pictures of me here or on my site. Close friends here have seen me and know what I look like. I am just not much of an Exhibitionist. I don't feel the need to get attention with my looks, I would much rather get attention with my words:)

Aww. I'm feeling left out here.

j/k ;)

How was the Metallica/Godsmack concert?

Lets see I went to that back in April and it was fucking fantastic. I missed all of Godsmack except for two songs because of the long line to get in there:) Of course Metallica kicked ass and James had his shirt off most of the time. I had my eyes glued to the binoculars looking as his fine self while he played some awesome guitar. I can't wait to go again!!

*Nikki*,

You've been exceptionally helpful to me so far, so I figured I ask another question.

I've got 10 fingers and 10 toes. Do I really need all of them? A friend wants to trade me his 2nd season Will & Grace DVD set for my left pinkie and the middle toe on my right foot. Is this a good deal?

how come i get this squishy feeling every time i see your name?

is it cuz of the *'s?

what's your plan for this weekend?

wanna come over and shoot some stick?

*Nikki* your startes a SC post in regionals, are your really in SC?

Jumpin-I would never trade anything for Will and Grace. I wouldn't even want it if someone gave it to me for free!

flyman-Awww....I make you squisy. I can honestly say that a man has never told me that before. Usually it is quite the opposite:) This weekend I went to the beach and sat around in my tan through bikini:)

Ofire- Hell yeah:)

Okay where can I meet a girl like you around this state?