Nikki-
so you're are a Metallica fan... always love to meet fanz. so, how long have you been a fan? first concert? favorite album? favorite song? bet you can't guess mine... :hmm:
can't wait to see the guyz again next month (in anaheim). wanna go?? I have extra tix :D
can I be so bold as to ask another ? I was searching around for an answer to: "what do I have to do to be able to add an avatar?" as you can see, I am still a noob.

thx. cd

Creeping-Keep posting good quality and you will be able to add an avatar in no time at all:) The last Metallica concert I went to was in April of this year. The first concert I went to was in 1997. My favorite album is the black album but my favorite song is kinda what I think of as a "girly" song. It is called "Astronomy" it is on the Garage Inc. Disc One. That is very nice of you to invite me, but I think I might be stepping on some toes if I took up that offer.

O.K. then. Explain this.

In my dream I was in a shop somewhere familiar. While I was at the counter paying for some ciggies or something like that, I picked up a porno mag from the top shelf.

The guy behind the counter said "You don't want to buy that here, you should get it from [can't remember what he said]'s over there," and he pointed.

"Where?" I said.

"You know," he said "over the road, turn left, follow that road till you get to the... ...over the bridge, turn right past the pub and it's right there on the left."

He seemed to go on for ever and I still didn't know where he meant. In the end I just smiled and walked out.

Hey!! You took that out of context.
I don't know much at all about dreams. All I know is that I want people to stop asking me about them. If you can't figure out your dream then I sure can't either.

Nikki: I have a question for you...

Where'd you get your avatar? :D

teh-That my friend is a secret. There are some things a girl just can't tell:)

Damn. :(

I'm not into anime or anything... I was just wondering.

What are your top kissing tips?

:)

So did you think I forgot about your pickup?? Hope the old one is still holding up, still waiting for some deals to close and I would love to help ya out....

In the mean time, is there anything else your ex sugar daddy can do for you??

What happened here?

Who Is This Nikki Gal That Everyone Likes So Much Lol

she's our own abigail van buren...

I guess I missed Miss Nikki and she disappeared before I even knew she existed :(

But in case anyone is suspicious, don't think for a moment that I had a sex change operation and used to be Nikki ...though I like that name with those little clicky kkkkkk's surrounded by eeeeee's.

whats the best way to get laid alot?

see, Nikki would know this. That's an old Biblical joke about Lot and his Daughters:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2..._Daughters.jpg

Am I freaking out?
I just can't tell anymore.
Where in hell did she?

I am prepared to provide answers until Nikki returns or protests.

My responses in no way reflect the opinions of Nikki or any of her subsidiary entities.

Release the questions!

why is there air?

The gravitational entrapment of the Earth's gases creates our air, Uncle Phil.
It's the planet's version of a dutch oven.
Rash indeed is he who would lift up the sheet.

What did Bill Cosby say about this question? So I dug out my old 33-1/3 LP and threw it on my ....wait, my turntable is stored away lest my destructive children do further damage to it, though now that they are a few years older than when the last round of damage occured, maybe I can bring it out and play this for them. I think they'd enjoy it now, too ...or I can just youtube it to them.

So while GH's sage advice about "why is there air?" should not be ignored, I hereby suggest that it has something to do with basketball. I wonder if Nikki had a thing for Dennis Rodman.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...over_Front.jpg

nope, bn...it was about volleyball...

you mean that is not an albino basketball? ...OK, uncle phil is right again.

When will I develop more stamina?

Ah, a question from young Goodman Jetée.

Your word choice is interesting. It seems that you desire from me a prediction of some time in the future when an internal process will conclude that yields you an increase in your stamina.

I will also assume you are referring to sexual stamina.

*puts blanket over head
**breathes in pungent smoke of exotic incense
***chants The Gettysburg Address forward and backward...

February 16th, 2009...
IT WILL BE SOON!

How will you recognize me, in our next incarnation?

what is the proper bun to burger patty ratio?



mushrooms,cheese and bacon excluded...........


fuck lettuce and tomato..........but pickles are sweet.........

Our next incarnation will be as living embryos floating weightless in an oxygenated perfluorocarbon solution tank.
We will recognize each other merely by thought.



This is a difficult question to answer. In fact, if memory serves, this might be one of the 14 questions the Buddha refused to answer. The proper ratio is within you awaiting liberation. To impose one's desired portions of meat and bread on another is to bring discomfort, confusion, and suffering.

How do you do that?

I usually train a intensely focused inverse resonant tachyon pulse in small bursts which will generate a subharmonic phased echo in the local space-continuum and collapse the anomaly from within.

Sometimes I just wing it.

How insanely wrong of me to completely forget about this thread. I am still here :)

I am oh so thankful to GH for taking up for me while I was missing!! In fact he had to remind me that this thread was still in existence!

we in the know knew you were out there...

doesn´t seem so xxx anymore. perhaps yyy?

Yeah it seems people have stopped asking all the xxx. Maybe they got all the answers they needed?

Nikki my love,
I'm always wondering what goes on in the Ladies Lounge forum here? Until I decide if I want a sex change operation or not, I can't go in there. Can you tell me ...and talk dirty please. Thank you in advance.

I'm not Nikki, but I can give you a temporary stand-in answer.

edit: You can read, but not post, asshole. Sorry, I forgot to talk dirty the first time.

My dearest MSD, I doubt anybody can be a temporary stand-in for Nikki. Also, did you notice any words to the effect of "MSD my love..." in my salutation? No, of course not. So mind your own fukin' business you scum shithead ...though I wish to thank you with most of my gratitude for your advise "you can read, but not post" since I did not previously comprehend this alternative. I will go forth and explore this new realm at TFP and think of something else to ask Nikki.



edit: ...I could have ignored my detail error had Nikki not pointed out that I may possibly be a detail oriented person. So I corrected my salutation error above from "My dearest MDS..".

Nikki, dearest, if you want to make a man cum as fast as possible, what do you do?

BadNick- I was looking at your occupation in your profile and I noticed you do the exact same thing my husband does for a living. This tells me you are a very detail oriented person who is also very absent minded?? As far as the Ladies Lounge goes, well you can pretty much see for yourself what happens in there. I hate to say that there is not a lot of "behind the scenes action". Would you get more satisfaction out of knowing that there was a Ladies Lounge but you could not see what happens there?

Hal-It seems that this question has been asked before maybe. Men are not very complex creatures sexually in my experience, however every man has a different button to push when it comes to what gets him there the fastest. The man in my life requires little more then me wearing a pair of thong panties and about 20 seconds of time.

Thanks for your words of wisdom, Nikki ...though I was hoping for some dirty talk, too.
What a coincidence it is about your husband and I both being engineers. Maybe he would agree with me when I say that I doubt we are both absent minded, maybe we just don't clutter our brains with useless details that are otherwise easy to retrieve from elsewhere.
I'm also considering whether I should explore the Ladies Lounge or just continue with my fantasies about it. Being somewhat of a realist, I'm afraid the reality won't live up to my fantasy. You also mentioned that the man in your life has a short fuse for thong panties and while I do like those little things, I almost always find other types of panties more erotic. So it seems not all male engineers are quite the same.

All my love +/-1,
Nick

Am I that voyeuristic to stalk a long "none-too-often-seen" almost faded star of hazed recollections and merry memories, that I happened to stumble upon here, anxiously waiting to see if that one, so mentioned, actually uttered a reply?