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Charlatan · 11-24-2005, 01:40 PM

I've been sitting here all day and I haven't had a drink! I am soooooo sober.

My GOD! I don't think I've ever been this sober and posting on the interweb... what about you?

Have you ever been as sober as this? I doubt it...

Man, I am going to be hurting tomorrow when this sobriety wears off.

aberkok · 11-24-2005, 02:06 PM

Oh man, me too...just a few hours ago I didn't spend two hours praying to the porcelain goddess after not downing 8 shots of Tequila!

I am so hungunder.

FngKestrel · 11-24-2005, 02:48 PM

Hahah...yeah, me too. After the pub crawl on Saturday, I haven't touched a drink at all. Sober as a goddamn judge.

theguyondacouch · 11-24-2005, 03:08 PM

Well im not!

fresnelly · 11-24-2005, 03:50 PM

Oh man! I totally had 4 glasses of water today! I am so hydrated! Woo!

amonkie · 11-24-2005, 07:27 PM

I'm so sober my head hurts ... whats the doctor's prescription?

FngKestrel · 11-24-2005, 08:13 PM

Hair of the dog!

bernadette · 11-24-2005, 10:13 PM

My parents are visiting... stupid soberville here. *yawn*

ryfo · 11-24-2005, 10:18 PM

Went to the fridge the fredge was bare, went to my wallet the wallet was bare.....gonna be a verrrrrry long weekend!!!!!

Charlatan · 11-25-2005, 06:05 AM

I am so on the sobriety wagon I should join, Non-alcoholic beverages anonymous...

Hello my name is Charltan and I don't have a drinking problem.

ratbastid · 11-25-2005, 06:17 AM

Man, I am like... no sheets to the wind right now.

Totally nonshitfaced.

Tophat665 · 11-25-2005, 07:38 AM

I am SO sorry.
While I am cold sober at the moment, I have a fridge quite literally full of beer, about half of which I made myself.

Flip side is I really can't use it this weekend while I try and get the nicotine out of my system.

Daoust · 11-25-2005, 08:08 AM

I am so conscious right now.

I am so legally able to drive and operate heavy machinery and firearms.

I am so not going to have a good excuse for staring at that hot teachers tits.

Giant Hamburger · 11-25-2005, 08:58 AM

I really should go out and operate heavy machinery right now while I have the chance.

Fly · 11-25-2005, 09:28 AM

*can't partake in thread*

Charlatan · 11-25-2005, 09:40 AM

That's OK flyman... I think I am sober enough for both of us.

I am as sober as a minister's wife on a month of Sundays.

m0rpheus · 12-01-2005, 06:42 PM

My advice is to take 2 shots and call me in... actually dont call just repeat the 2 shots as needed until you cure yourself of your problem.

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 07:28 AM

Well I can safely say that I wasn't all that sober last night and now I am quite hung-over.

Christmas parties can do that to a guy.

Fly · 12-02-2005, 08:10 AM

just call me judge fly..............

for now eh!!!!

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

just call me judge fly..............

Wow. This might be a first.

Fly · 12-02-2005, 08:22 AM

don't forget about the "for now" man..........

uncle phil · 12-02-2005, 01:27 PM

going out drinking with my golf partner in about five minutes, but right now my breath could grow flowers...

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

...but right now my breath could grow flowers...

So that's why you have a shit eating grin...

Fly · 12-02-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

So that's why you have a shit eating grin...

ahahhhahha...........he fuckin' nailed ya' phil..........

*atta boy Charlie........hit 'em while they're down*

Mantus · 12-02-2005, 03:03 PM

Reality creeping in, everything so god damn logical and crystal clear. Naked Lunch has NOTHING on being sober!

Johnny Pyro · 12-02-2005, 04:56 PM

I'm high. Would that be considered sober?

ratbastid · 12-02-2005, 05:16 PM

Uh oh! One glass of My Dad's Recipe Egg Nog and... I'm posting in the wrong thread!

Tophat665 · 12-02-2005, 08:28 PM

I've got over sixty lbs of malted grain, 10 oz hops, 3 lbs each of malt extract and unrefined sugar, a couple billion yeast cells happily budding away in a starter solution, recipes for a double IPA at 10% abv and an oatmeal stout at half that, vague intentions of getting a second running off the double IPA mash (thus generating 16 1/2 gallons of beer), but all that starts turning to beer on Sunday. Today, well, I'm a little messed up on cold med'cine but more or less sober.

uncle phil · 12-03-2005, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

So that's why you have a shit eating grin...

fuck me...just...fuck me...

uncle phil · 12-03-2005, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

ahahhhahha...........he fuckin' nailed ya' phil..........

*atta boy Charlie........hit 'em while they're down*

that he did...

Charlatan · 12-03-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

fuck me...just...fuck me...

You know... you really aren't my type. But can I make a suggestion? You will have better luck finding someone if you brush your teeth...

Tophat665 · 12-03-2005, 05:26 PM

Phil, you'd also have better luck if you went into a thread titled "I'm Drunk and Horny!!!" than you would in one titled "I'm Sober!!!"

uncle phil · 12-03-2005, 05:59 PM

i quit....

Fly · 12-04-2005, 05:20 AM

AA is for quiters phil.........

uncle phil · 12-04-2005, 05:08 PM

so, if i get drunk and get laid i can get back in the club?

wait, i need to be sober?

never mind...

Fly · 12-04-2005, 08:00 PM

*passes by thread once again*

noodle · 12-04-2005, 08:50 PM

Depressingly and overtly sober. Have to go back to work tomorrow. Spent much of my 11 day vacation unable to post here. Wait.... do muscle relaxers count? Oops..

/slinks out door.

uncle phil · 12-05-2005, 03:34 PM

I went to a bar and I asked for a drink,
They gave me a glass and they showed me the sink.

CHORUS:
Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
Hallelujah, bum again,
Hallelujah, give us a handout
To revive us again.

Charlatan · 12-05-2005, 03:44 PM

I'm off the wagon for the moment... Hendrick's and Tonic in hand... lalala

uncle phil · 12-05-2005, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

I'm off the wagon for the moment... Hendrick's and Tonic in hand... lalala

you doin' that with the cucumber slice, like it suggests?

11-24-2005, 01:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I'm Sober!!!! I've been sitting here all day and I haven't had a drink! I am soooooo sober. My GOD! I don't think I've ever been this sober and posting on the interweb... what about you? Have you ever been as sober as this? I doubt it... Man, I am going to be hurting tomorrow when this sobriety wears off. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-24-2005, 02:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Oh man, me too...just a few hours ago I didn't spend two hours praying to the porcelain goddess after not downing 8 shots of Tequila! I am so hungunder. __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

11-24-2005, 03:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Well im not! __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

11-24-2005, 03:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Oh man! I totally had 4 glasses of water today! I am so hydrated! Woo! __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

11-24-2005, 07:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	I'm so sober my head hurts ... whats the doctor's prescription? __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

11-24-2005, 02:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Hahah...yeah, me too. After the pub crawl on Saturday, I haven't touched a drink at all. Sober as a goddamn judge.

11-24-2005, 08:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	Hair of the dog!

11-24-2005, 10:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	My parents are visiting... stupid soberville here. yawn __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-24-2005, 10:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	Went to the fridge the fredge was bare, went to my wallet the wallet was bare.....gonna be a verrrrrry long weekend!!!!!

11-25-2005, 06:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I am so on the sobriety wagon I should join, Non-alcoholic beverages anonymous... Hello my name is Charltan and I don't have a drinking problem. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-25-2005, 06:17 AM	#11 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Man, I am like... no sheets to the wind right now. Totally nonshitfaced.

11-25-2005, 07:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I am SO sorry. While I am cold sober at the moment, I have a fridge quite literally full of beer, about half of which I made myself. Flip side is I really can't use it this weekend while I try and get the nicotine out of my system. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-25-2005, 08:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I am so conscious right now. I am so legally able to drive and operate heavy machinery and firearms. I am so not going to have a good excuse for staring at that hot teachers tits. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-25-2005, 08:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I really should go out and operate heavy machinery right now while I have the chance.

11-25-2005, 09:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	can't partake in thread __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-02-2005, 01:27 PM	#22 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	going out drinking with my golf partner in about five minutes, but right now my breath could grow flowers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-02-2005, 04:56 PM	#26 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	I'm high. Would that be considered sober? __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

11-25-2005, 09:40 AM	#16 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That's OK flyman... I think I am sober enough for both of us. I am as sober as a minister's wife on a month of Sundays. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-01-2005, 06:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	My advice is to take 2 shots and call me in... actually dont call just repeat the 2 shots as needed until you cure yourself of your problem. __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

12-02-2005, 07:28 AM	#18 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Well I can safely say that I wasn't all that sober last night and now I am quite hung-over. Christmas parties can do that to a guy. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 08:10 AM	#19 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	just call me judge fly.............. for now eh!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-02-2005, 08:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	don't forget about the "for now" man.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-02-2005, 03:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Reality creeping in, everything so god damn logical and crystal clear. Naked Lunch has NOTHING on being sober!

12-02-2005, 05:16 PM	#27 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Uh oh! One glass of My Dad's Recipe Egg Nog and... I'm posting in the wrong thread!

12-02-2005, 08:28 PM	#28 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I've got over sixty lbs of malted grain, 10 oz hops, 3 lbs each of malt extract and unrefined sugar, a couple billion yeast cells happily budding away in a starter solution, recipes for a double IPA at 10% abv and an oatmeal stout at half that, vague intentions of getting a second running off the double IPA mash (thus generating 16 1/2 gallons of beer), but all that starts turning to beer on Sunday. Today, well, I'm a little messed up on cold med'cine but more or less sober. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-03-2005, 05:26 PM	#32 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Phil, you'd also have better luck if you went into a thread titled "I'm Drunk and Horny!!!" than you would in one titled "I'm Sober!!!" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-03-2005, 05:59 PM	#33 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i quit.... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-04-2005, 05:20 AM	#34 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	AA is for quiters phil......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-04-2005, 05:08 PM	#35 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	so, if i get drunk and get laid i can get back in the club? wait, i need to be sober? never mind... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-04-2005, 08:00 PM	#36 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	passes by thread once again __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-05-2005, 03:34 PM	#38 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I went to a bar and I asked for a drink, They gave me a glass and they showed me the sink. CHORUS: Hallelujah, I'm a bum, Hallelujah, bum again, Hallelujah, give us a handout To revive us again. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-05-2005, 03:44 PM	#39 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I'm off the wagon for the moment... Hendrick's and Tonic in hand... lalala __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke