ask iktoweya a question and watch him not answer thread
 

this is to make a balance in the TFP so go ahead and ask away and i shall do my best not to answer

Ok, who was the slashing character in your last avatar? :p

Go ahead, resist me.

your attempts to break me are futile

Does Colin Farrell turn you on?

COLON


FETUS?

every single leaf i see
takes me one step closer to the hedge
and im about to rake

every single wave i see
takes me one step closer 'round the world
and i'm sir francis drake

If I wink and smile sweetly will you answer my question?

Are you going to answer this question?

Are you going to answer this question as if you wouldnt?

When will it end?

i almost choked when i read bivens' posts!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

There's a good reason he won't answer... he is also Air-45, and doesn't want to blow his cover.

mahi--or as the natives know you ikky--your room is filth when will you clean it up--of course mine is filth too--but answer me--now

Why?

So many hotties to fuck! I can't choose!

iktoweya, why are you so irresistible to the ladies??

why wont you answer our questions?

sup baby a/s/l/picz

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/air45.jpg">
hi : )

answers answers you all want them and i have them but give them is one thing im not going to do.

gimme gimme gimme...!!!

http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/air45.jpg

oh no!! not the curse of AIR45 again!!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1076306991<--- is that you arie??

oh yeah im aloud to ask questions if i like

taking advantage of the system :o

Will you answer my question if i offer sexual favours???

I am not a number! I am a PERSON!


....but who IS number One? :|

you all are weak to my powers i knew i could break all of yall before yall got me

ikky, was it really you in that photo of the dude with goggles and a water-pistol??

hrm

Alright, then. DON'T tell us why you're so irresistible.

I have the power to shut down the Jack in the Box fast food chain and will use it if you don't tell me why you are doing this.

Awww no sexual favours for ikky!!!
Would you like sexual favours???

wow

my thread so look what i can do
 

im officially closing the no answer part of this thread and now opening it up for new questions that could get answered

Spoiler: disclaimer:all questions must be asked in the color red

i hear you like to wank it.....is this true?:D

flyman: only on days that end in Y

iktoweya: Don't respond if you like the smell of your own farts.

hrm

no it wasnt i tend to like the smell of my own farts :p

So I got you to break your own rule then. I win.

pwned! by Astrocloud!!!!one111 :p

ok score one for Astrocloud but that is last one im giving up

No, no, no. Don't concede dude.

This thread is about asking QUESTIONS.

is NOT a question, it is a STATEMENT.

You may have responded to his statement, but his statement was not a question.

I henceforth decree that Iktoweya remains undisputed king shit of this thread. Astrocloud must give up his one point and any wenches and ale he claimed as the thread's false victor.

Too late; point is mine; ale is drunk wenches -used.

hrm

just wanteto post so you would be at the top of the list agian

hehe

pardon my nubile newbness, but what on earth does this, hrm, mean??

It could mean human resource management... the career path for all slackers. Or it could mean nothing at all.

Is the red rule still in place?

the red rule is always in place

Then what about other colors -do other colors count? Are you just going to say 'hrm' when people say things in other colors. Do you even like other colors? What's the deal? Do we have make mention of certain smells in order for you to respond? I shouldn't even make mention of the fact that this worked before. I think that your ability to 'not respond' is waning. I owned you before and I will again. Here's the new rule deny that you like the smell of your farts -if you really like them. Ok? Or just say hrm or something -Alrighty?

no i do not like the smell of my own farts

oh, i'm sorry...

IKKY, what does this 'hrm', mean??

HAHA

hrm is the sound my gerbil makes when i feed it

will you respond to this question(even though its not red) to save yourself from liking the smell of your own farts? How about saving yourself from liking the smell of MY farts?

What were the key descriptions of myself I told you about that one time in college that other people used to describe me?

Asta!!

Iktoweya, what is your idea of a perfect response?

from what im reading here this post was revisited almost a whole year after i last posted in it. i never fully got to move into phase three of this thread however. in order for yall to feel the full force of phase 3 though i would have to return to phase 1 and start over. so as of right now you can go ahead and start asking me questions and i will not answer. also the red text rule is no longer in effect which i know negates my statement that the red text rule is always in effect. so there!!!