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Is Martha Rae bundys' new spokesperson?
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you sure it's not martha stewart?
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who is this Martha Stewart?
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Doesn't she have to do with cooking?
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How does everyone think Martha Stewart would look in an orange jumpsuit?
(bundy, that icon gives me the willies. Yes, I know I am just encouraging you.) |
Why would you make a jumpsuit out of oranges?
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How else could you get that clean, fresh smell in federal, pound-you-in-the-ass prison?
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do you think orange is really a good color for ms. martha stewart?
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Isn't she a winter?
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Wasn't Shelley a Winter?
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Wasn't she the backing vocals for the Edgar Winter group?
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Isn't he an albino?
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do you have a problem with albinos?
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WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH ALBINOS!???!?!
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Haven't you heard of the albino rhino?
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oh... so do you have a problem with rhinos as well?
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as well as what?
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What's wrong with rhinos?
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you ain't hasseling the rhinos are you?
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Is there anything better than a pet detective crawling out of a rhino's ass?
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Are you a pet detective?
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did she say rhinos ass?
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Don't you mean "shiney bass?"
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WAIT!!!
Do you have to feed a rhino a bass, to get it out it's ass? |
why would someone wait for something to come out of a rhino's ass?
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is anyone really all that interested in the rhino's ass?
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What do you think turns gay rhino's on?
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could it possibly be big rhino cack?
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Could the rhino have a thing for beastiality?
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Is it still considered beastiality if both (or...all) parties involved are non-human?
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Could it have been Jim Carrey as the baby rhino from Ace Ventura?
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Was there a baby rhino in Ace Ventura?
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Does anyone really care?
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Do you think elephants get this much attention?
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Can you get a rash from a cumshot?
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WHat does that have to do with anything?
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Is that even a pertinent question?
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Why would you say that?
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say what?
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did you miss something?
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Will you fill me in on what I missed?
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Why couldn't you have paid attention?
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Paid attention to what?
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wasn't there some conjecture over the sex appeal of elephants?
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Bundy....where the fuck did that come from???
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what forum are we in?
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Can't you guys keep track of anything?
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why wouldn't I be able to keep track of anything?
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wry1,
why don't you worry about your own answers? |
Who is asking the questions here?
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hasn't it all been worked out by now?
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Is anybody else confused?
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why do you ask?
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what's so confusing?
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the question?
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are you saying the question is confusing?
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what, exactly, is so confusing about the question?
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does anyone even know wtf the Q was anyways?
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It wasn't "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" was it?
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You've all got it messed up. Now what is the real question?
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Where did it go?
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What is "IT"?
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doea anyone really care?
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Shouldnt they still care?
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forget the question then.
who wants a drink?! |
What kind can I have?
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you can whatever your heart desires!
what would you like to have, dear? |
Well in that case, can I have a white sexy monkey laying on a beach?
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*summons bartender & requests one (possibly more) "white sexy monkey laying on the beach"*
is it good?! |
why wouldn't it be?
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don't you trust the cocktail list here in the Nonsense Bar?
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Depends on who's bartending doesn't it?
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Don't you think they hire good people?
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there's nothin' but good people here anyways isn't there?
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Yes, but how drunk am I?
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can you close your eyes, outstretch your arms and then touch your nose?
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If i can, will others take it as a sign that I'm feeling "randy"?
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What's Randy got to do with this ?
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who IS randy?
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Is Randy feeling randy today?
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Is that supposed to be some sort of sexual innuendo?
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is it getting hot in here?
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are you the hot one bern?
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Do you have a match?
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Do you think me and Randy could be a match?
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if anyone needs a match,it's probably me right?
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do you need a match?
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or would you prefer a zippo?
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zippos taste like gas though don't they?
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should i make the captain obvious comment about someone in here passing gas?
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Bernadete, don't you think that would be a little juvenile?
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Is bernie stinking the joint up again?
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what's this about a joint?
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Can I have some?
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What do you want?
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What don't I want?
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how do i get it?
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Puff puff give.....isn't that the rotation?
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Yes it is, but didn't you already have your turn?
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should we give the dog any?
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