why would he be bored if he's wanking?

Is the theory that "wanking"(British) as a word, is less offensive than the (American) expression: "Jacking off"?

how about "choking the chicken"?

was the lady who sang on Letterman last night referring to 'choking the chicken' in her song entitled, 'walking the dog'?

who sang on letterman?

Why not watch Leno?

why watch them at all?

What exactly, would you recommend watching?

Since when does his opinion matter?

who's opinion?

The sock wankers' opinion?

And just how would you know about his "personal" habits?

Did lumbergh fuck the wanking sock too?

Did the wanking sock want to be fucked by Lumbergh?

Who doesn't want to be fucked by Lumbergh?

Does Lumbergh's mother count in that statement?

doesn't lumbergh's mother knit socks?

Isn't she dead?

why the fuck are we talking about wanking socks?

Because it's fun to wank while wearing socks?? :confused:

What on earth would compell a man to think that it is fun to wank with a sock on his head while fantasising about Lumbergh* fucking his mother while she knits socks?

*I don't know who Lumbergh is so hopefully I'm not offending anyone here, my apologies if so

What are you talking about?

You don't know, do you?

How do I make sense of this?

how does anyone make sense of a wanking sock?

Wouldn't you prefer a nice Filet Mignon & Lobster?

Doesn't lobster sound really good right now? Got $30?

HOLY DIVER!!!! How long have you been gone in the midnight sea?!?!?!?

Lumbergh is from Office Space, haven't you seen it?

Lumbergh? Is that a kind of cheese?

omg who cut the cheese?

wouldnt you like to know?

Did bernadette cut some cheese?

doesn't paddyjoe know that women do not cut cheese?

is that true?

If you're asking yourself where that smell came from, ever notice that your mouth is right under your nose?

is this really entertaining still?

Don't you think women cutting cheese is entertainment?

Do you agree with the idea that farts are like snowflakes...
each one unique and different unto itself?

or are they like assholes, which are stinky and possessed by everyone?

You're probably right, but what if someone never farted?

Then they would blow up due to all that gas, wouldn't they?

All that methane can't be good for you, right?

so lemme get this right... entertaining women are a real gas?

Or is it "Jumping Jack Flash, is a gas, gas, gas?"

wasn't he born in a crossfire hurricane?

Do you think the toothless, bearded hag that raised him had gas?

Have you ever eaten a Denver Omelette?

Is that what gave bernadette gas?

Will this thread ever end?

What is the definition of End?

Is It Alllllll Riiiiiiiight Now?

what'chew mean?

yeah what did you mean by that?

hey, why does chicken of the sea taste like tuna?

http://soulcism.net/forums/images/smilies/jessica.gif

Is that the brand with the mermaid?

Well, that depends, what's your definition of "mermaid"?

illesturban, are you really Jessica Simpson?

Who really cares?

why his paddyjoe trying to pass off, err blame his gas on me?!

Whaddya mean *HIS* gas???
:eek:

Why'd you put stars around "HIS"?

Where are you guys going with this line of questioning?

:D

why do we have to go anywhere ?

Who are you talking to?

Do you really think thats relevant?

Well, would you like to be blamed for something you didn't do?

who said were were putting off the blame?

What was the name of the small, purple fellow who ate all the fritos at the Brentwood spelunking enthuiasts' hoedown?

Who wants to know?

Tophat, where the hell do you live? lol

why is a physical location important?

Can you give us a clue, tophat?

why am I up this late?

Why am I responding to this thread?

you mean you don't know?

Can you tell me?

Where is the heart of the octopus?

Where are an octopus' testicles?

What do you want with octopuss testicles?

Why can't you spell octopus?

Does an octopus even HAVE testicles?

Are they bigger than mine?

How can you measure something that small?

How do you know they're small?

does size really matter?

Isn't that just the most popular question on this board?

alex, can I buy a clue for $100, please?

why do you want to do that paperclown?

do you know the name of the small, purple fellow who ate all the fritos at the Brentwood spelunking enthuiasts' hoedown, CSfilm?

Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery, or the flattest form of sincerity?

you mean to tell me that it's a fake afterall? :eek:

What is fake anyways?

is any form of continuity fruitless??

are you serious?

powerclown's not a fruit, is he?

isn't stone fruit out of season?

Do you serve stone fruit after stone soup?

or is that a culinary faux pas?

Isn't culinary faux pas when a waiter serves you soup with a fly in it?