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why would he be bored if he's wanking?
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Is the theory that "wanking"(British) as a word, is less offensive than the (American) expression: "Jacking off"?
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how about "choking the chicken"?
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was the lady who sang on Letterman last night referring to 'choking the chicken' in her song entitled, 'walking the dog'?
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who sang on letterman?
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Why not watch Leno?
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why watch them at all?
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What exactly, would you recommend watching?
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Since when does his opinion matter?
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who's opinion?
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The sock wankers' opinion?
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And just how would you know about his "personal" habits?
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Did lumbergh fuck the wanking sock too?
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Did the wanking sock want to be fucked by Lumbergh?
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Who doesn't want to be fucked by Lumbergh?
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Does Lumbergh's mother count in that statement?
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doesn't lumbergh's mother knit socks?
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Isn't she dead?
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why the fuck are we talking about wanking socks?
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Because it's fun to wank while wearing socks?? :confused:
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What on earth would compell a man to think that it is fun to wank with a sock on his head while fantasising about Lumbergh* fucking his mother while she knits socks?
*I don't know who Lumbergh is so hopefully I'm not offending anyone here, my apologies if so |
What are you talking about?
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You don't know, do you?
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How do I make sense of this?
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how does anyone make sense of a wanking sock?
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Wouldn't you prefer a nice Filet Mignon & Lobster?
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Doesn't lobster sound really good right now? Got $30?
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HOLY DIVER!!!! How long have you been gone in the midnight sea?!?!?!?
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Lumbergh is from Office Space, haven't you seen it?
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Lumbergh? Is that a kind of cheese?
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omg who cut the cheese?
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wouldnt you like to know?
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Did bernadette cut some cheese?
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doesn't paddyjoe know that women do not cut cheese?
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is that true?
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If you're asking yourself where that smell came from, ever notice that your mouth is right under your nose?
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is this really entertaining still?
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Don't you think women cutting cheese is entertainment?
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Do you agree with the idea that farts are like snowflakes...
each one unique and different unto itself? |
or are they like assholes, which are stinky and possessed by everyone?
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You're probably right, but what if someone never farted?
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Then they would blow up due to all that gas, wouldn't they?
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All that methane can't be good for you, right?
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so lemme get this right... entertaining women are a real gas?
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Or is it "Jumping Jack Flash, is a gas, gas, gas?"
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wasn't he born in a crossfire hurricane?
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Do you think the toothless, bearded hag that raised him had gas?
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Have you ever eaten a Denver Omelette?
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Is that what gave bernadette gas?
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Will this thread ever end?
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What is the definition of End?
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Is It Alllllll Riiiiiiiight Now?
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what'chew mean?
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yeah what did you mean by that?
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hey, why does chicken of the sea taste like tuna?
http://soulcism.net/forums/images/smilies/jessica.gif |
Is that the brand with the mermaid?
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Well, that depends, what's your definition of "mermaid"?
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illesturban, are you really Jessica Simpson?
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Who really cares?
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why his paddyjoe trying to pass off, err blame his gas on me?!
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Whaddya mean *HIS* gas???
:eek: |
Why'd you put stars around "HIS"?
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Where are you guys going with this line of questioning?
:D |
why do we have to go anywhere ?
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Who are you talking to?
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Do you really think thats relevant?
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Well, would you like to be blamed for something you didn't do?
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who said were were putting off the blame?
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What was the name of the small, purple fellow who ate all the fritos at the Brentwood spelunking enthuiasts' hoedown?
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Who wants to know?
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Tophat, where the hell do you live? lol
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why is a physical location important?
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Can you give us a clue, tophat?
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why am I up this late?
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Why am I responding to this thread?
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you mean you don't know?
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Can you tell me?
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Where is the heart of the octopus?
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Where are an octopus' testicles?
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What do you want with octopuss testicles?
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Why can't you spell octopus?
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Does an octopus even HAVE testicles?
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Are they bigger than mine?
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How can you measure something that small?
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How do you know they're small?
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does size really matter?
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Isn't that just the most popular question on this board?
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alex, can I buy a clue for $100, please?
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why do you want to do that paperclown?
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do you know the name of the small, purple fellow who ate all the fritos at the Brentwood spelunking enthuiasts' hoedown, CSfilm?
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Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery, or the flattest form of sincerity?
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you mean to tell me that it's a fake afterall? :eek:
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What is fake anyways?
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is any form of continuity fruitless??
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are you serious?
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powerclown's not a fruit, is he?
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isn't stone fruit out of season?
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Do you serve stone fruit after stone soup?
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or is that a culinary faux pas?
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Isn't culinary faux pas when a waiter serves you soup with a fly in it?
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