Not sure, does it depend on the answer?

Does this look infected to you?

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/image...9703-62894.jpg

That remind anyone else of a line from 120 days of Sodom?

why should this remind anybody else of aline from 120 days of Sodom?

Do you remember the passage about the woman whose hemmerrhoids looked like a bunch of grapes?

Could they be stomped into wine?

the fuck is goin' on in that head of yours joe?

why would you ask that joe?!?

What makes you think that I asked anyone anything?

Didn't you? :hmm:

Yo, Drangonknight! Why'd you molest that wombat?

wasn't that a statement just now?

We're not allowed to use statements?

how come your avatar says 7347 when your name is 777?

Why do you want to know? Are you writing a book?

are YOU writting a book?

Wouldn't it be a book about Sigmund Freud's toilet training techniques?

You think Freud's a hack too?

Would he have made the comment otherwise?

Do you think he's just screwing with you?

Is that wrong? Were you watching?

If watching is wrong, than what would be right?

If it's wrong, then what the hell are we doing here?

Would it confuse you to hear that this is actually a herring auction?

Has PETA been notified?

Who would have notified them?

Do you think it would be any of us?

What -- are you calling someone here a snitch?

Snitch? Who's a snitch? Who? Can somebody tell me?

Did you twig to where we stashed all the St. John's Wort we looted from Baumann's holistic grocery and body shop?

Was I supposed to?

What? You didn't get the memo?

You don't mean to tell me they killed a tree for THAT, do you?

Would it be better if they had butchered a tree in the druidic equivalent of a blood sacrifice? A sap-letting, if you will?

You have quite the talent for obfuscation, don't you?

Would you prefer it if I had a talent for fustigation?

Are you deliberately trying to psyche me out with fustian rhetoric, or accidentally trying to confuse me with the fax?

Who has the fax anyway?

Isn't Joe Friday still working on collecting them all into a "Best of" show?

Aren't "Best Of" collections a cheap way to make money from old material?

You mean it's not an old way to make cheap money?

does it matter if it is old way or new way to make money ?

why not just make money anyway?

what's the big deal about money?

Have you ever gotten a bunch of one dollar bills with the "I Grew Hemp" speech bubble stamped next to Washington and used them to pay a speeding ticket?

Hasn't everyone?

If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?

Wouldn't it suck to be the first person to jump and then have everyone else jump in on top of you?

With the advent of quick ways out like guns and pills is bridge jumping considered the "sporty" way to kill yourself?

Wouldn't using a gun be quite sporting as well?

You're speaking of one of those cool fly splatter guns I had as a kid, that I used to hunt down and in cold blood splat flies with all summer long in my misspent youth, right?

Those poor flies have families, how could you have been so cruel?

You're messing with me on purpose, right? Or...wait a minute -- Am I on Candid Camera?!?!?

How did you see the camera?

Man, why did you have to go and spoil the surprise?

What surprise, whos getting the surprise?

Why aren't I getting the surprise? :(

Do you have a neighbor who would have signed for it and not told you like the dude in the tv commercial?

Ok, what am I missing?

Have you checked the lost and found department yet?

Can you keep what you find in the lost and found if it's not yours???

If you keep what you found in the lost 'n found, would it make a good gift?

If you found it would it still be lost??? :hmm:

Has anyone got a GPS device I can use?

Does it have to be accurate within 5000 miles?

Is it wrong to plant a GPS on someone?

am i on candid camera?

would you be botherd if you were?

can I take my cloths off?

do you think they will show that on TV?

do they want high ratings?

How high do we need to be to want to see you naked?

wanna see me naked and high?

are you fucking kidding me.......?

does a bear shit in the woods?

Is that what I stepped in?

Got wood on your shoes?

Did you buy those shoes that way?

were they at least on sale?

what do YOU think ?

Are you telling me that you never buy anything on sale?

they have sales where you live?

Why wouldn't we have sales?

Isn't capitalism over yet?

Has communism truly begun?

I thought the USSR ruined communism?

Do you seriously call THAT a question?

Are you questioning my ability?

Can you hammr a six inch spike through a two by four with your penis?

:eek: Why the hell would you want to try?!? :eek: :confused: :hmm:

It sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Do you think that if I could do that with my penis I wouldnt be finding better uses for it?

Would you still be hammering?

Is the word hammering changing meanings now?

Just how many meanings are there?

Do you think we should change the spelling for every meaning?

Do you think we should talk about something else?

You mean I'm actually expected to think?

You do think you should think about this, don't you think?

Perhaps, but does it depend if I am as thrunk and you dink I am?