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Not sure, does it depend on the answer?
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That remind anyone else of a line from 120 days of Sodom?
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why should this remind anybody else of aline from 120 days of Sodom?
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Do you remember the passage about the woman whose hemmerrhoids looked like a bunch of grapes?
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Could they be stomped into wine?
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the fuck is goin' on in that head of yours joe?
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why would you ask that joe?!?
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What makes you think that I asked anyone anything?
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Didn't you? :hmm:
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Yo, Drangonknight! Why'd you molest that wombat?
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wasn't that a statement just now?
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We're not allowed to use statements?
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how come your avatar says 7347 when your name is 777?
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Why do you want to know? Are you writing a book?
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are YOU writting a book?
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Wouldn't it be a book about Sigmund Freud's toilet training techniques?
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You think Freud's a hack too?
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Would he have made the comment otherwise?
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Do you think he's just screwing with you?
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Quote:
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If watching is wrong, than what would be right?
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If it's wrong, then what the hell are we doing here?
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Would it confuse you to hear that this is actually a herring auction?
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Has PETA been notified?
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Who would have notified them?
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Do you think it would be any of us?
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What -- are you calling someone here a snitch?
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Snitch? Who's a snitch? Who? Can somebody tell me?
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Did you twig to where we stashed all the St. John's Wort we looted from Baumann's holistic grocery and body shop?
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Was I supposed to?
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What? You didn't get the memo?
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You don't mean to tell me they killed a tree for THAT, do you?
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Would it be better if they had butchered a tree in the druidic equivalent of a blood sacrifice? A sap-letting, if you will?
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You have quite the talent for obfuscation, don't you?
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Would you prefer it if I had a talent for fustigation?
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Are you deliberately trying to psyche me out with fustian rhetoric, or accidentally trying to confuse me with the fax?
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Who has the fax anyway?
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Isn't Joe Friday still working on collecting them all into a "Best of" show?
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Aren't "Best Of" collections a cheap way to make money from old material?
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You mean it's not an old way to make cheap money?
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does it matter if it is old way or new way to make money ?
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why not just make money anyway?
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what's the big deal about money?
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Have you ever gotten a bunch of one dollar bills with the "I Grew Hemp" speech bubble stamped next to Washington and used them to pay a speeding ticket?
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Hasn't everyone?
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If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?
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Wouldn't it suck to be the first person to jump and then have everyone else jump in on top of you?
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With the advent of quick ways out like guns and pills is bridge jumping considered the "sporty" way to kill yourself?
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Wouldn't using a gun be quite sporting as well?
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You're speaking of one of those cool fly splatter guns I had as a kid, that I used to hunt down and in cold blood splat flies with all summer long in my misspent youth, right?
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Those poor flies have families, how could you have been so cruel?
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You're messing with me on purpose, right? Or...wait a minute -- Am I on Candid Camera?!?!?
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How did you see the camera?
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Man, why did you have to go and spoil the surprise?
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What surprise, whos getting the surprise?
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Why aren't I getting the surprise? :(
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Do you have a neighbor who would have signed for it and not told you like the dude in the tv commercial?
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Ok, what am I missing?
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Have you checked the lost and found department yet?
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Can you keep what you find in the lost and found if it's not yours???
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If you keep what you found in the lost 'n found, would it make a good gift?
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If you found it would it still be lost??? :hmm:
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Has anyone got a GPS device I can use?
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Does it have to be accurate within 5000 miles?
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Is it wrong to plant a GPS on someone?
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am i on candid camera?
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would you be botherd if you were?
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can I take my cloths off?
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do you think they will show that on TV?
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do they want high ratings?
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How high do we need to be to want to see you naked?
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wanna see me naked and high?
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are you fucking kidding me.......?
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does a bear shit in the woods?
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Is that what I stepped in?
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Got wood on your shoes?
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Did you buy those shoes that way?
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were they at least on sale?
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what do YOU think ?
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Are you telling me that you never buy anything on sale?
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they have sales where you live?
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Why wouldn't we have sales?
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Isn't capitalism over yet?
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Has communism truly begun?
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I thought the USSR ruined communism?
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Do you seriously call THAT a question?
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Are you questioning my ability?
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Can you hammr a six inch spike through a two by four with your penis?
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:eek: Why the hell would you want to try?!? :eek: :confused: :hmm:
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It sounds like fun, doesn't it?
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Do you think that if I could do that with my penis I wouldnt be finding better uses for it?
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Would you still be hammering?
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Is the word hammering changing meanings now?
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Just how many meanings are there?
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Do you think we should change the spelling for every meaning?
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Do you think we should talk about something else?
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You mean I'm actually expected to think?
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You do think you should think about this, don't you think?
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Perhaps, but does it depend if I am as thrunk and you dink I am?
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