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How about they gouge your eyeballs out with a fork and feed them to you?
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Would that hurt?
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How the hell would it not?
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What if you were already dead?
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Does it matter?
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What is the meaning of death anyway?
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Do you want to find out first hand?
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Is that a threat?
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What if it is? Are you going to do something about it?
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Does your idea of me doing something about it have anything to do with me dressing up as little bo peep?
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Hmm... where exactly did I leave my sheep outfit?
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Did you leave it with the big bad wolf?
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Did Little Bo Peep steal it maybe?
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What would Little Bo Peep do with a wolf costume?
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Some freaky sex thing maybe?
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Are you talking about being duct taped to the ceiling naked again?
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Doesn't that sound like a lot of fun?
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Is there a good answer to that question?
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Is there ever a good answer?
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Have you ever heard the response, "Yes", to the question, "Will you blow me?"....case closed.
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Will you blow me?
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Why would you want a guy to blow you?
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Does the guy have big titties?
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why do you want to know?
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Could it be that he is horny?
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Could it be that he is bored?
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are we still trying to figure out why he wants a guy to blow him?
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does anyone remember who him was?
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Why did you just ask to questions in a row?
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"That doesn't make me queer, does it?"
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are we not allowed to ask two questions in a row?
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why don't you find out? ;)
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why don't you just tell me?
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you could ask me, I know... or do I?
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Are you full of it?
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Does "it" mean a big chicken burrito?
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is it from chipotle?
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Am I the only one who prefers fresh Jalopinos over chipotle?
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Do you think I have a cast-iron stomach?
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Can't you just drink wax?
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Wouldn't that wax have to be hot?
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Wouldn't that burn?
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Burn what?
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You've never been tarred and feathered?
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could you please not conjure up that memory?
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Was that memory painful for you?
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Did it stick to the crack of your ass?
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Doesn't everyone get stuff stuck to their ass crack?
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Isn't that what butt floss is for?
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Didn't they used to use butt floss to clean the pitch out from between barrel staves?
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why do you know so much about barrel making?
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What kind of wood do you use to make a barrel ?
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Wasn't it the Beastie Boys who rapped, "Give me some wood and I'll Build you a Cabinet"?
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Why did I read rapped as raped?
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The same reason I just read "as" as "ass", maybe? Do you think we should work on our reading skills?
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can't we just buy books on tape instead?
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Why did I just read that as, "I have the worlds biggest penis"?
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are you dreaming again?
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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you awake or still dreaming?"
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Do you ever get tired of saying the word "No"?
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how could you get tired of telling people 'no'?
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How many times would you have to say "no" in order to get tired of saying it?
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how do you type that little inifinty symbol?
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Do you mean the sideways figure 8?
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What, you can actually type it?
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I don't see that on the keyboard...do you?
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How would i see your keyboard from here?
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Wasn't it because we all thought you were a stalker?
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I can only see the back of CinnamonGirl's head from here... Can anyone else see her keyboard?
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Why doesn't she just lean over?
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Is it me, or are we just acting like human versions of Eliza?
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Quote:
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don't you know what Eliza is?
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Is SHE trying to look at my keyboard?
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are you paranoid cinn?
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Wouldn't you be if you lived in Where-in-the-Hell?
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wouldn't anyone else just move?
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Are you willing to pay the moving van costs?
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Where in hell would you be moving to?
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Does it matter?
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do you understand the importance of it?
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what am i supposed to understand the importance of?
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Didn't you read the above posts?
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is that necessary in tilted nonsense?
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do you think we know what we're supposed to do in here?
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Who knows?
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Do you know?
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do i know what?
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Why are you changing the subject?
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can we get back to moving then?
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What if the others don't want to?
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Who cares if the others don't want to?
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weren't they being rude by changing the subject in the first place?
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Why do you care anyways?
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who said i did?
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Why ya want to know?
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Isn't this all a bit juvenile, people?
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Why else would we be hanging out in this forum?
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You think he might be bored?
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Don't you know I always can amuse myself?
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