Where exactly is Vault City?

Isn't that near Bankerfield?

where's bankerfield?

Is it where a banker stands in a field?

why is the banker standing in the field?

Don't you think fields fuckin suck?!

Asta!!

W.C. Fields?

are you serious?

Are YOU ever serious? ;)

why would anyone ever be serious in this freakshow?

Why do you call this a freakshow?

why don't you ask flyman, the man who came up with the endearing nickname?

Didn't you, on the eve of St. Walpurgis Day of 1976, toss a pumpkin full of cheap vodka onto the boardwalk at Atlantic City in front of a tour group of outraged Mormons, some of whom were later, still reeking of cheap vodka and rancid squash, arrested from public drunkenness when they tried to testify to a crowd watching a group of motleyed BMX bikers put on an exhibition in front of Harrahs?

Why didn't the Mormons just take a shower?

Didn't you know that the Mormon faith requires that the scent of alcohol only be laved off with lime juice and salt?

How do we get from cities to mormons and food?

don't you take a left turn at albaqurqe?

Where do I get the bus?

Well, that depends, which bus company are you interested in?

What is so interesting about buses?

Do buses bore you too?

missed the bus again?

Did you see Curt Schilling getting on that bus?

Curt Schilling rides buses?

who's Curt Shilling?

How do you not know the savior of Red Sox Nation?



(posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox)

Why would you call him a savior?!?!?

you mean the Cubs didn't win this year?

Did they have a bad season?

when don't the Cubs have a bad season?!?!?!?

(yes, I actually am a Cubs Fan. I broke my hand last fall when they blew a four run lead in the 7th. Never punch a cinder-block wall when your baseball team sucks!)

when it's the off season?

Do ya think Cub shortstop and former Sox player Garciaparra is rueing the day he passed up on signing a 4 year $60 million contract with the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox?

does a bear shit in the woods?

Why the fuck would I care?

how many times has that been asked in this game?

how much is too much?

Is too much too much?

Now what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!!?

who knows?

Can you come up with a longer question?

How long would you like it to be?




...hmmm, I see where this is going :p

Is it going to me?

How, in the name of Zeus's left testicle could you think that I, a notably taciturn individual, if one gifted with a unqiue idiom, but, all parentheticals aside, not noted for extreme or unwarrented prolixity, could hold forth or be called up to provide a question or an answer or both of such extreme length, such vast scope, such Brobdingnangian involution as to truly satisfy, yeah, sate to the very gills, such a question as that, or were you talking about penises again?

wtf did Top just say?

Why did you make me pull out a dictionary again Tophat?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could cuck wood?

Shall I endeavour to be more succinct in the future?

do you think that i actually bothered to read your long winded post?

shall we endeavour not to trip over you large vocabulary?

Should I make my speechification more presidentiallized?

You mean like that idiot Bush?

Now why would you call the current occupant of the oval office an idiot when he is clearly not, but rather a sociopathic moron?

Why is it an OVAL office, anyway? Why not a triangular office?

Can Bush even tell the difference between an oval or triangle?

Didn't you just LOVE the way Chargers manhandled the Raiders last Sunday?

Why is it when we talk about football you get angry, and when we stop talking about football, you bring it up?

Wait, speaking of football, who likes the Raiders anyways? :lol:

ooh, are you asking to get beat up?

do you really think you could?

do you think that I am insinuating that I will beat them up?

Why would I think that?

Why do you need to know?

Who knows what time it is?

what time zone are you in?

Does anyone know why the chicken crossed the road!?

Why did you avoid shaggs manoas' question?

How do you know I wasn't going to get back to it?

Were you going to get back to it?

Getting back to what?

Do you know what we're talking about?

is that a rhetorical question?

how do you know if a question is indeed rhetorical?

Listen, do I have to come over there and tell you to your face?

Why are you arguing?

Why don't you mind your own business? ;)

What makes you think its not my business?

Was anyone talking to you? ;)

Am I too late to join in?

Do you think you are too late to join?

Is it ever too late to join in?

Would it depend on when I joined in?

why does this thread always turn into an arument, whether it be genuine or sarcastic?

What the hell is a arument?

why ask why?

Don't people learn when they ask questions?

I wasn't taking notes...was I supposed to be?

I lost my pencil... can I borrow yours?

Would a pen be okay instead?

Is it a ballpoint?

Yep, but it's bright pink...do you still want to borrow it?

Are you sure that bright pink thing is a pen? Do pens normally make a buzzing noise when you turn the base of them?

would you prefer a less 'fun' pen?

What do you expect to write on?

can I use your back as a writing surface?

Why don't you use that turtle's back as a writing surface?

Because it is under his shell?

Can't we take his shell off?

Why would you want to hurt the poor little fellow like that?

Does it seem Sadistic?

If someone wanted to rip part of YOU off, would it be sadistic?

Which part?