Can we get off the little green men?

what's wrong with the little green men?

Do little green men eat green eggs and ham?

Do the green eggs and ham have to be "little green eggs and little hams"?

will you eat them in a box?
will you eat them with a fox?

would you?

Didn't you ever learn not to answer a question with a question?

What's in a question?

What kind of question is that?

Is that a question that you cannot answer?

Cant you ask serious questions for a change?

Why does it have to be serious?

What's wrong with serious?

What's RIGHT with serious?

Is this fucked up or what?

Did that squirrel get flyman yet?

didn't anyone help poor flyman?

Didn't anyone help the poor squirrels?

Who here thinks flyman ate the poor squirrel?

If the squirrel ate flymnan, would it get high?

do you really think i'd have eaten a skwerl?

do you think i really think i would answered that question?

did that make sense to anyone?

does anything make sense here?

What is sense?

You dont know what sense is?

Do you want to hear my two cents?

Sure, do you have change for a dollar?

do you want 100 pennies?

Wouldn't four quarters be better?

Speaking of 4 qtrs, have the Raiders played 4 good quarters of ball all year?

But isn't that because their cheerleaders don't use MEGAPHONES?

Do the Raiders play ball anymore?

Are you trying to be funny?

What is your definition of "funny"?

do you mean funny like a clown?

Or do you mean a Funny man?

Or do you mean the comedy that is the Raiders?

(I'm only funnin' wit ya, dude....)

The Raiders as in football?

What do you think?!

are you guys sure that the Raiders don't suck?

are you sure that the raiders' cheerleaders don't suck?

Didn't you hear about last night?

No, did you?

What happened last night?

Didn't your girlfriend tell you what she and I did last night?

did you tell my wife I have a girlfriend?!?!?!?

Did you tell my girlfriend I have a wife???

Does your wife have a girlfriend?

Is your girlfriend a Raider?

Did you raid your girlfriend?

Does monkeydriven want to get his ass kicked ;)?

Do you want to get yours kicked?

Are you a placekicker?

Do the mismatched shoes give it away?

Were we supposed to know what they meant?

Don't you watch football?

Why the heck would I watch football when I'd rather watch basketball?

Why watch sports when you can play video games?

Why doesn't anyone actually go outside anymore?

Why are ticket prices so high for college football games?

Why watch football when you can't see the ball?

Why can't you see the ball?

Why would you want to see the ball?

Have you seen my balls? (sorry...couldn't resist that one)

did he really just say that?

Are those HIS balls being tossed around on the field?

If not, whose balls are they?

and does he want them back??

How would he hold them if he got them back?

Who took them in the first place?

Took what?

Why would anyone DO that in the 1st place?

can you think of something better to DO?

We could watch the Raiders lose instead, right?

Is there any chance of this thread getting away from gridiron?

Does gridiron ever get old?

Asta!!

Is monkeydriven a Donkey fan?

Have you comsumated your marriage with a dead woman?

Didn't the tuck rule kick ass in 2001?

Didn't the Tuck rule have something to do with the advisability of 15th century English bandit gangs having a resident priest?

Do you really think that anyone else knows about 15th century English Bandit gangs?

Why do the Patriots cheat so much?

why wouldn't they?

Why dont you, Mr. Raider guy, take a break for a bit, and let the thread move on to other topics?

Why am I glad I'm not a Patriot fan?

isn't a Patriot fan better than a Raider fan?

(Yes I am a "Donkey" Fan! When we play again and IF ya'll whoop us like a red-headed step child like we did you you can say something about it.)

Would a Patriot fan be better than a Raider fan if you were a Jets fan?

Don't you realize the Jets will slaughter the Patsies come Sunday?

Considering I don't like the Patriots, do you think I care?

Why don't you just admit you are a Raider fan and get it over with?

Who would like a new question?

All this ragging on the Raiders aside, isn't Rdr4evr's avatar kickass?

doesn't it seem like that monkeydriven is brown nosing Rde4ever for some sort of self serving reason?

Did you know you just completely butchered my sn? ;)

So what? Who cares?

you mean there are people who actually get offended by such things?

Didn't you see the smiley face? :)

aren't sneers the only thing allowed in the Raider Nation?

Isn't the raider nation just south of Gecko and Vault City?