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Zeke always barfs
(the waiter told me the purple ones are lesbian clams, which to me did not say they can't taste good) |
...characterizing deficient eating faculty. Gee, he isn't joking...
(the waiter wasn't necessarily fucking with you, though; amongst hermaphrodites, lesbianism is infinitely more common than gayness.) |
knowledge lets me now order purple pismos
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queenies run stupidly towards unattractive viriles
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why?
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X-rated Y-chromosomes???
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zero at beta...
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contributing disastrously
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electrified fornication gives him invisible jism
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karmicly laving man's nebulously operational pants
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quietly remembering said testicular uvulations
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voltage - WOW!!!
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'xaggerated yup.
(Take my exes, please.) |
Zeke always brings Candy.
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delectable edibles...
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fucking girls have interesting juju
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knowingly likable...
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many notably of pulcritude
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quite right...
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said thoughtfully
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unless...
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verbose wordiness 'xcludes you
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zirconiums are becoming cubed...
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diamonds effect fickle girls
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humanizing idiocy
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justly...
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knowledge lets moms now order pearls, quohogs reproducing sand trapped under ventricle water-sucker, 'xcreting yags
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zounds! a big clam!
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delectable edibles
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for gentlemen...
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having indigestion
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jolly knotted leaning...
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many names of persons quite rightly sound typecasted
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usually verifiable...
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wafting 'xcellent young, zut alors, baby clams
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dead elongated frogs...
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gargantuan Hamas horseflies infesting Jewish knishes & latkas
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munching nebulizers. Once perfected, quellable relinquishment seems tantamount.
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unequivocally voracious women...
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with 'xcellent yonis
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zo abling boy's cocks
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don't ever forget girls
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HOW?
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if joking, knowledge leads men overboard.
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por quoi, redundantly stated theodore...
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unctuous vulgarity waffling
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'xtemporaneously
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you zombie, all birds can dive, even flying geese...
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k-mart loon, methinks...
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nickeled ornamentals put quit regarding substance
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thankfully...
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unappreciated verbage, wanting 'xceptance
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you'll zestfully acknowledge beer...
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cold & delicious, even frothy good head!
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it's just "kentucky" lager...
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...many men now order Pennsylvania pilsner, quite rightly sudsy trifles. Understanding vivacious women 'xpect Yuengling.
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Zelda apprehended bitterness, coughing delicately.
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even fred's garage had internet...
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just kidding
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laughing my nuts off...
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phil, quit repeating shit!
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totally, uncle!
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vivacious woman 'xclaiming!
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zzzzzz, awwwwww, baby cuddles Daddy
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enough!!!
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forever!!!!
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gimme horsewhippings
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in july...
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k? let me never open pringles.
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quite right, seeking tater tots
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untold vivaciousness, wanting
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warranted 'xpectations, yearnings. Zambonis are but cleaning devices.
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evenly finishing good hard ice...
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jealous kiwi licked my navel, old pussycat quit reading stories to underage virgins when x-raying your zebra and busking cattle drove endless fittings
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golly!!!
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histrionics ignited
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...just kidding, Lindy. My navel?
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ocm's paw...
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quizzically retires
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seriously, though!
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unfeeling visceral wafers
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'xcept your zaniness absolves badness
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cute...
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delightful
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edible
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frangible...
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glueable
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heavy...
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metal
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nebulously organic
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Porridge quite rarely substitues tofu, unless vegetarian.
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witheringly 'xonerative, yet zesty.
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Although beef confit doesn't easily fungus get.
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hellbent internalization's juicy
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kinda like my next one, phil.
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rightfully sheriff'ing texts, unc.
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veritable wonderland
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XXX you.
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