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uncle phil · 07-20-2011, 03:13 AM

the reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2011, 04:31 PM

I wouldn't want to represent any one who would vote for me. I win.

uncle phil · 07-22-2011, 02:58 AM

calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-23-2011, 08:50 AM

What?! Who's letting out my seams?

uncle phil · 07-24-2011, 03:30 AM

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-24-2011, 01:00 PM

They don't call me "the annoying naked guy" for nothing.

Fly · 07-24-2011, 02:34 PM

^^^^^^ that was awesome OCM ^^^^^^^^^

hahahahhaah..........i feel the same pain man.........hahaahahha

uncle phil · 07-25-2011, 02:25 AM

BadNick · 07-29-2011, 06:58 AM

uncle phil · 07-29-2011, 12:37 PM

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-29-2011, 03:41 PM

You can't emale me anywhere on earth. I still win.

uncle phil · 07-30-2011, 02:32 AM

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-30-2011, 05:54 AM

I defended your fixation, you know.

uncle phil · 07-31-2011, 03:47 AM

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-31-2011, 10:10 AM

Maybe they don't like laying down.

07-20-2011, 03:13 AM	#8041 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2011, 04:31 PM	#8042 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I wouldn't want to represent any one who would vote for me. I win. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-22-2011, 02:58 AM	#8043 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-23-2011, 08:50 AM	#8044 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	What?! Who's letting out my seams? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-24-2011, 03:30 AM	#8045 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-24-2011, 01:00 PM	#8046 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	They don't call me "the annoying naked guy" for nothing. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-24-2011, 02:34 PM	#8047 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	^^^^^^ that was awesome OCM ^^^^^^^^^ hahahahhaah..........i feel the same pain man.........hahaahahha __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-25-2011, 02:25 AM	#8048 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2011, 06:58 AM	#8049 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa

07-29-2011, 12:37 PM	#8050 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2011, 03:41 PM	#8051 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You can't emale me anywhere on earth. I still win. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-30-2011, 02:32 AM	#8052 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-30-2011, 05:54 AM	#8053 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I defended your fixation, you know. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-31-2011, 03:47 AM	#8054 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2011, 10:10 AM	#8055 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Maybe they don't like laying down. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT