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no need to polute one's body with booze
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instead smoke pot, right? :rolleyes:
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i prefer this to anything else because i cannot get fired from my job for doing this otherwise i wouldve eaten 50+ pills by now
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Yikes! Why?
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because teh is teh fun.
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Uhhh... howbout no?
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I like strawberry-banana yogurt.
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I don't
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wha its goood. that and i can make any boxed goods better than most.
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Not while you're drunk
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bwah how do you know? i think now. you dont know anything that i can cook mre better tahn teh womens
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You've never had MY cooking
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heh im sure your boxed goods are better than mine. But its hard to beat me my friends brother is a 4 star chef here I learned everything I know from him.
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Mmmm... boil water, add noodles, strain noodles... pour cheesy powder over them, add milk, stir. Sound about right?
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mmm mac and cheese my ex's fav. I prefer teh pasta roni and teh kool aide
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:lol: you = drunk again.. now... go take another shot for me!
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bah i hate you and all your drunkeness bah you are gonna make me sick. When I get out of my place you need to try to come down herr and go shot for shot with meh. I bet I winner.
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Yeah, you'd win. I'm not suicidal. And guess what. I'm sober. Again. Still. :(
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But I can out drink meh. I'm not suicidal either yet. so there. daria was kinda hot in a dorky kinda way.
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Hehe. Daria was awesome. And yeah, you could outdrink me. Seeing as you've gotten drunk the last what, 4 nights in a row?
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no liek 3 in row i havent even gotten to two hands yet. how does this sound I spent $1800.00+tax on a bed and I get to sleep in it by myself. wtf is that. I need to get another house.
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Sorry 'bout the sleeping alone thing.. I do it too. On an uncomfortable bed. In a lonely room. All by myself.. with no boyfriend anymore... :(
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That sux0rs I miss teh sleeping thing in a non-sexual way. When people say sleep I think everyone thinks of sex and that isn't what I mean at all. I just want someone to cuddle with.
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Me too. Don't worry. You're not the only one who sleeps alone at night and wants someone to cuddle. I don't even have any prospects. It sucks. :(
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prospects smoshpects. I was thinking I would become a manwhore. got $10?
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Nope. But I think I'm gonna look for a sugar daddy
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Yay! Taylor's not playing anymore!
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I wasn't playing to being with. I seriously have no idea what;s goign on right now.
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That's cuz you're drunk enough for us both, remember?
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you guys are weird. You should go cuddle eachother to sleep.
Betcha this thread gets closed soon. |
who?
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close this!
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100 miles? That's not far! I didn't know how far Tuson was from 'lost and broken'
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lost and broken is pretty far away.... but that's my mental location, not my 'earthly' location... and I'm not driving 100 miles just to get cuddled to sleep tonight... sorry... not that taylor will be disappointed to learn that, but hey... meh, right?
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I cannot be dissapointed because I was expecting to drink myself into a coma tonight so anything better is guhd right?
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twistedmosaic, come play with us!
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freaky...I would say ok but only if he has man bewbs.
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No, not freaky... I dunno 'bout you, but I'm fully clothed and STAYIN' that way... anything 'freaky' wouldn't involve me! :crazy:
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fine stay clothed for some reason mine seem to disappear when I'm drink.
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whoa whoa whoa.
a, i have no boobs, man or otherwise (not like that fight club guy) b, weren't we just talking about snuggling? c, i say if we're still awake in an hour we go have a snuggle party in the 1800$+tax bed. |
no its mine. I dun care if you're awake I'm a selfish bastard. I call snuggle-time over that stupid bear from teh laundry commercials.
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lol. Deal. Fully clothed snuggling. No strings attached. God I'm lucky, eh? ;)
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Sure I can agree to that as long as I am sober if I am not I cannot say my actions will be sane.
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now if only we could round up some more nite crew people we could have a orgy of comfortable sleep, haha.
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I've never had an orgy before. Enough alcohol or pills and I might be down.
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No orgy here, thanks! Cuddling sounds good... I wanna be held..:(
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I have teh long arms and I'm warm too. Being 6'4 helps.
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I'm short (5'4"). And cold.
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Hmm..this seems familiar...lets make this 5 pages+. Do you sleep in flannels? I sleep in muh boxers and socks.
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I sleep in pajama pants from Aeropostale and a t-shirt. In summer I wear shorts and maybe a tank top. No socks. Ever.
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wtf is an Aeropostale? I wear teh socks to keep muh feet cold other than that I produce too much heat. I cannot wait to be asleep again. I wish my puppy wasn't psychotic or I could leave her out all night.
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socks keep your feet cold? I don't understand... :confused:
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gawd I know you know what I meant WARM they keep muh feet WARM. I get cold on my feet at night because I am too big for muh blanket I really need to buy a comforter that fits muh big ass bed. You have no idea how hard it is to find nice cali king stuff though.
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How do you know that? Maybe I DO know.... :p
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You don't know ish. I know, you don't. END OF STORY.
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:p Go take another shot for me, will ya?
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*what makes me laugh is that he's actually doing it, and it's 4am!*
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I'm almost ready to pass out by myself yet again.
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I'm sorry... didn't twistedmosaic say somethign about a group cuddle in your ginormous bed?
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I think he might have, I dunno if he's somewhere between Tucson and lost and broken I think he can come. I should change my location to broken and lost because I am definetly not well.
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well, mosaic, are you in between the two?
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how about no I call in back.
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why? You wanna lay behind me? That'd work, I guess... I like being held....
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um if in between the two means in between you two, no way. i only group cuddle if theres a girl in the middle. taylor can just keep his long warm arms to himself!
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that works because I liek holding. if I'm drunk enough I could give a reach around.
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Lol. I meant between 'lost and broken' and Tucson... and I will be taking no part in homoerotic activities, so the two of you will definitely be separated!
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I retract my previous statement because I love teh box.
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:rolleyes: I thought this was a CLOTHED cuddle?
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Uh oh! Watch out for taylor's story he's threatening me with!
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This one time I ate a bunch a pills then my gf was like :icare: then her friend was like :icare: then I was like hey hey hey. So :love: then I sobered up and life sucked again.
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dork
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dork doesn't win you ish. At least say something funny like one time I had sex with a cucumber.
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You can't actually have sex with a cucumber
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I know I can't but you can.
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No I can't. You can't have SEX with vegetables.
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maybe not reciprocating sex but you can use it for sex. it would be too painfull if I tried although I probably could. That however would take more than alcohol to pull that one over on meh.
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yuck. I don't wanna hear about it, taylor
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fine I won't tell you then. I need to buy some new clothes.
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uh, ok. What does that have to do with cuddling?
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because I need to look good for when you come down here. duh. and because I want to start skating again so I need trendy skateboarding clothes.
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are you flirting with me? :confused:
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i dont flirt i whip it out.
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THAT'S not how to get a girl to visit you in a different city...
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You should write a book on how to and I will happily read it.
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i'm reporting your posts to the moderator for being something that should have been in a chat room. Buddah will not like this at all, and will close it, and i will Win! Yay!
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Hehe... once again, are you flirting with me? lol
And there isn't a book needed, just maybe some common sense... |
common sense isn't too common these days... I dunno what if I am... I'm retarded I do sit down to pee after all.
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LOL I thought that was supposed to be a secret! (the sitting down to pee)
And I dunno what to say to 'what if I am' because I don't know if you are! ;) |
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It's easy it seems if you treat them like shit they just come back for more and if you actually try to be nice they just cheat on you with the asshole instead.
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I don't care if anyone on here knows I sit down to pee I have a better reason than anyone else at least.
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Uh, wow, taylor... bitter, much?
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I am not bitter I am simply...well maybe a little bitter I cant help it. I will win gawd damn it. Here's a riddle though...if taylor drinks a 1/5 of vodka/triple sec can he hear a tree if it falls on him in a forest?
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No. Because his head would explode.
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Sheesh, still winning? The boys must've gone to bed without me!
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Assuming it fell on his head and not his leg or chest. It also depends on teh size of said tree. I seem to be quite resiliant to damage as I am still here after teh many car accidents and random falling off of rooves or however you speel roof x2.
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:lol: How many times does it take to teach you not to get that close to the edge?
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Eh, its all good. It's just perspective anyways after the pain goes away. Story time I got to see my old neighbors having sex on their back porch when I was on my roof once.
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