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Scorps 02-25-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
I'd like some doughnuts please...

Do I win now?


NO donuts for you, plus if I was going to by Tim Horton donuts I would eat them all!:p

bookerV 02-25-2004 10:44 AM

mmmmmm honey crueler..... chocolate glaze... honey dip....

Scorps 02-25-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
mmmmmm honey crueler..... chocolate glaze... honey dip....
Boston Cream



I ship the stuff all so it feels good to eat it 2:D

bookerV 02-25-2004 11:42 AM

Hook a fellow ontarian up with some timbits :D

silent_jay 02-25-2004 12:14 PM

pain train do you like the doughnut part of the Boston Cream or the goo in the middle? hahaha

sillygirl 02-25-2004 01:07 PM

Thanks, PT, I like my avatar, too. I think it's my favorite so far. :)
And what the hell is this doughnut shop you're talking about? :confused:

silent_jay 02-25-2004 01:13 PM

tim hortons

bookerV 02-25-2004 01:17 PM

There is a tim hortons on just about every block here in ottawa. Cant miss em. Definitely dont want to miss them either....

silent_jay 02-25-2004 02:01 PM

ya now if only we could get rid of starbucks everything would be perfect

Ov3rKiLL 02-25-2004 03:28 PM

please everyone give up i am already the winner.

sillygirl 02-25-2004 05:19 PM

OVERKILL: READ THE FOLLOWING

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
First of all, the winners were predetermined, kinda like those stupid games at carnivals and such. Second of all, no, this thread does not help you get into the titty board. But we're more fun than the titty board anyway.... well, until Jay starts talking about Bea Arthur.. then it's just the stuff of nightmares
And wtf is Tim Hortons? Do I have to go to canada for that?

runawayfetus 02-25-2004 05:35 PM

what was that.. I WIN?

scrappmittens 02-25-2004 05:44 PM

Is the game still going on??? Oh well.......

silent_jay 02-25-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
And wtf is Tim Hortons? Do I have to go to canada for that?
It's the Canadian non-corporate-whorish version of Krispy Kreme or Starbucks.

bundy 02-25-2004 06:44 PM

We share consumer values, which are entirely different from those of our parents. We value lifestyle over sheer materialism and our choices reflect both this, and our individuality. Keeping up with the Jones', as our parents did, is not much of a selling point for us. To us, those people are try hards.

While we have money, we don't value the 40hr/40yr club, frequently changing both careers and modes of work. We have the latest gadets, know where the best Sauv Blanc is grown and put our money into ethically sound investments. We know our Tsubi's from our Tsubo's, but believe that brands must earn our dollar and not the other way around. To us, brands need to have a story, a congenial way of doing things and an advertising campaign that appeals to our intelligence, rather than insulting it. Advertorial is blatant to us as we see through it and disrespect both the brand and the publication that trades on it. We're incredibly media savvy and that makes it hard for traditional-thinking advertisers to capture our dollar with a simple wink and white-toothed smile.

See, the kids have grown up. We know we're valuable but we're certainly not easy or naive. We take new factors into consideration when we spend, we'd like the full picture please and not just the persuasive gloss.

Perhaps our attitude is aspirational, or perhaps we feel we need to bring a sense of humanity to a fantastic plastic world. Regardless, if there's an egg with a good story, we'll pay the extra, and live happily ever after.


oh, and i win.

sillygirl 02-25-2004 07:00 PM

Sheesh, Bundy, I think that was the most touching thing I've ever read.............











But you still don't win :p

ariekitten 02-25-2004 11:42 PM

no i win!

sillygirl 02-26-2004 02:44 AM

no you don't

Fly 02-26-2004 03:42 AM

http://swedencanada.com/images/timhortons.jpg

iamnormal 02-26-2004 03:49 AM

I am The loser

bundy 02-26-2004 04:01 AM

yes... you have lost... and all hope of that post has died.

but we're all dying in here...

bookerV 02-26-2004 07:26 AM

i iz teh W1n!!

Scorps 02-26-2004 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
It's the Canadian non-corporate-whorish version of Krispy Kreme or Starbucks.
thats about it....but the coffee and donuts are better:lol:

silent_jay 02-26-2004 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
yes... you have lost... and all hope of that post has died.

but we're all dying in here...

I will never die, as long as Bea Arthur is alive

Scorps 02-26-2004 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
I will never die, as long as Bea Arthur is alive
Who is this Bea Arthur...heard o the person but never seen a picture

bookerV 02-26-2004 07:58 AM

If i remember correctly Bea Arthur is the man/woman from the Golden Girls.

I have much respect for anyone that could actually stomach sleeping with Bea Arthur and live to tell the tale...

Scorps 02-26-2004 08:01 AM

arn't they all old?

bookerV 02-26-2004 08:05 AM

Yup. Very. But she is old and sounds like a man, and looks like a man, but is actually a woman. scary isnt it?

For all your Bea Arthur needs go here...
http://www.beatricearthur.com/
(Google owns)

Scorps 02-26-2004 08:06 AM

Oh damn:eek:


forget I asked!

bookerV 02-26-2004 08:08 AM

Have you signed up to be on the Bea Arthur mailing list yet?

Golden Girls = the suck!

Scorps 02-26-2004 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
Have you signed up to be on the Bea Arthur mailing list yet?

Golden Girls = the suck!

Fuck no

bookerV 02-26-2004 08:17 AM

Well thats good to hear. Everytime I think of the golden girls I get the chills...

That was a scary show. I think its still on some of the old people channels.

Scorps 02-26-2004 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
Well thats good to hear. Everytime I think of the golden girls I get the chills...

That was a scary show. I think its still on some of the old people channels.

I think it might still be on prime, with all the other old ass shows...Like MASH and shit like that! but I never watched it thank god!

bookerV 02-26-2004 08:23 AM

IMO, Prime = worst channel EVER

Scorps 02-26-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
IMO, Prime = worst channel EVER

I know, my dad watchs M.A.S.H. and all in the family all the time...oh how I hate the 5.1 surround sound when those shows come on!

silent_jay 02-26-2004 09:20 AM

dude Al lIn the Family is one of the greatest shows ever and Archie Bunker is maybe the most colourful and opinionated characters ever on TV, if you tried to have a show like that on TV now there would be so many protest groups bitching which is why I love it, All In The Family shows just how sensetive the world has become, things that were said in the 70's on that show could never be pulled off today.

Scorps 02-26-2004 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
dude Al lIn the Family is one of the greatest shows ever and Archie Bunker is maybe the most colourful and opinionated characters ever on TV, if you tried to have a show like that on TV now there would be so many protest groups bitching which is why I love it, All In The Family shows just how sensetive the world has become, things that were said in the 70's on that show could never be pulled off today.
well you may like it but I don't watch a whole lot of TV, and when I do watch TV it is Wild On or a car show:D

sillygirl 02-26-2004 03:24 PM

I wanna watch Spy Game

NoLa 02-26-2004 03:52 PM

Its the thread that never ends. :rollseyes:

bundy 02-26-2004 04:13 PM

Bea Arthur isn't looking too good these days... she was out here doing some stage show, and let me tell you, she looked ill.

silent_jay 02-27-2004 06:32 AM

Bea Arthur didn't look too good back in the day either, Joyce Dewitt was the hot actress from the 80's

sillygirl 02-27-2004 06:44 AM

http://www.seespanrun.com/maudbrit.jpg



BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bill O'Rights 02-27-2004 06:48 AM

Eeewww. Thanks a lot sillygirl. Now I'm gonna have to spend the better part of the day trying to purge that mental picture, that has seared itself into my mind. Ow ow ow ow ;)

bookerV 02-27-2004 06:49 AM

Brittany Spears is now ruined for me....

Brittany + Bea = Sick bookerV

silent_jay 02-27-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
http://www.seespanrun.com/maudbrit.jpg



BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh why,Oh why can my mind not be an etch-a-sketch, so I could just shake my head and the horror would be gone.

Scorps 02-27-2004 11:15 AM

well if I was a admin that picture would have been gone a long time ago....oh well:hmm:

sillygirl 02-27-2004 11:38 AM

heeheeheehee......... sorry guys. :p I figured since everyone was so in love with both of 'em, it'd be... hot? for them to be together! 0:-)

Scorps 02-27-2004 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
heeheeheehee......... sorry guys. :p I figured since everyone was so in love with both of 'em, it'd be... hot? for them to be together! 0:-)
in love with both?

if you edited the picture to have Britney kissing Christina now that would be awesome

floonine 02-27-2004 12:19 PM

WHAT DO I WIN?

Scorps 02-27-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by floonine
WHAT DO I WIN?
NO!:lol:

silent_jay 02-27-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by floonine
WHAT DO I WIN?
You get to shave Bea Arthur!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
heeheeheehee......... sorry guys. :p I figured since everyone was so in love with both of 'em, it'd be... hot? for them to be together! 0:-)
That was just wrong at least you could have put up the Janet nip slip

sillygirl 02-28-2004 01:40 AM

Guys, I didn't edit that pic. It was on google. I searched for 'young bea arthur'

silent_jay 02-28-2004 01:54 AM

i believe you but it's still wrong

bundy 02-28-2004 05:04 AM

poor Bea Arthur.

sillygirl 02-28-2004 10:25 AM

yeah no shit. Britney's just gross.

Scorps 02-28-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
yeah no shit. Britney's just gross.
you got that around the wrong way:p

sillygirl 02-28-2004 11:34 PM

No, I got it right :p

bernadette 02-28-2004 11:54 PM

MOVE OVER BEA ARTHUR

ROSIE IS HERE

<img src="http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v18/kennnnnnnnnn/rosiekiss.jpg">

thread = dead now

right?

bundy 02-29-2004 01:55 AM

To help them on their way, AIR enlisted the help of Radiohead and Beck producer, Nigel Godrich and Serge Gainsbourg's string arranger Michel Colombier, whose '60's string arrangements were akin to sonic panty-remover. Collaboration with artists of various disciplines has always been vital to AIR, from their soundtrack work on Sofia Coppola's films, The Virgin Suicides and Lost in Translation, to live theatrical literary readings with iconic Italian author Alessandro Baricco and most recently,, their compositions for a ballet in Paris. "It's so important to us to do side projects with different artists because everything is related, like the ecosystem," Godin ventures. "But it's hard to make albums just for art's sake because the labels don't like it, they need to make money. Like our album with Alessandro Baricco. Sometimes i'm very sad that the other stuff is not very promoted. When we make an album, it's a photograph of our life, and each time we meet these people, work with these artists, we change. It's very important for us to work with people outside the music, or pop music business, because it's so limited. Working with these people feeds us, the artists feed us. And you get to see the world through different windows."

It was this common appreciation of art that lead them to commission renowned painter and photographer, Richard Prince to create the album cover for, Talkie Walkie. On it, Godin and Dunckel stand before a background of mathematical equations, making fists in black leather gloves, both staring off into separate distances. "Richard know that JB used to be a maths and physics teacher and that i used to be an architect, so he included these themes," Godin explains. "In the background are the equations of Einstein's Theory of Relativity, and that's a perfect symbol of what we do: music is completely relative. One song will be so beautiful for one person and such crap for someone else." Still Godin admits that the one opinion that matters is the man in the mirror's, and he has vowed to give it all up when AIR starts putting out crap. "As a musician, there's a point after your peak - when you had passion and good things to say - where you start going down. This is the curve," he muses. "I don't ask God for much, but i would like him to help me to realise when it's happening. And it happens to even the best musicians. But i feel that i will still have inspiration and power for the next three years or so." How can Godin be so sure that he will know when AIR has passed its prime? The answer, it seems, relates to how the duo knew it was time to stop writing songs about outer space and start crying out for true love - call it Gallic intuition. "As a French guy," he declares with absolute certainty, "I will just know."

iamnormal 02-29-2004 02:36 AM

I the Wins!!!!

bundy 02-29-2004 03:30 AM

It's not easy being AIR. In true Gallic style, Nicolas Godin and Jean-Benoit Dunckel are showing their roots and making existential love sickness look sophisticated and intoxicating. In 1998, Moon Safari may have made them famous and spread their dreamy, interstellar sound around the world, but what use, the duo asks, are all the critical success, credibility, fame, riches and synth-groupies in the world, if there is no love? "Ever since the success of our first album, we had everything given to us, everything available," Godin explains on the phone from his Paris apartment. "But the thing we missed most of all was love and tenderness. It's easy to have sex with everybody when you have some pop success, but you never know why someone is loving you."

Enter, Talkie Walkie, AIR's fourth album and their most intimate, honest effort to date. "It's very personal," offers Godin whistfully. "We have grown up. we have changed as men and for the first time we have focused on our emotion. THis album is a call for love." Of course, it may have been easier to continue making love to throngs of ladies with dubious motives, but in the end, AIR's dark night of the soul birthed a deep, shadowy soundtrack to late-night contemplation with left-handed cigarettes. "We needed to do it, to reach for what we needed, not what we wanted," says Godin of the duo's decision to fasten their hearts boldly to their sleeves. "It took us four or five years, but we did it." (Not a bad time-line, considering pop stars see no shame in riding the groupie gravy train well into their geriatric years.) They even forewent the seductive guest female vocalist routine, opting for all vocals to be delivered by Dunckel.

rideough 02-29-2004 10:13 AM

sillygirl that pic was frickin awesome.
I can't count the times i defiled myself to that!!!!


Thank you!!!

silent_jay 02-29-2004 10:55 AM

i beat myself like a redheaded stepchild to that pic and now it hurts.

sillygirl 02-29-2004 11:57 AM

oh my gosh. I'm gonna go puke now. Both of you know how to disgust me.

Fly 02-29-2004 02:40 PM

badda-bing.........

paddyjoe 02-29-2004 03:01 PM

wtf did I miss?

Fly 02-29-2004 03:02 PM

you missed it again?

wtf?

are we allowed to ask 3 Q's?

bundy 02-29-2004 05:15 PM

this is the thread where anything is allowed, isn't it?

RoboBlaster 02-29-2004 05:59 PM

anything but furry porn, please

silent_jay 02-29-2004 07:07 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm furry porn I'd like to see Bea Arthur in some furry porn, jesus that would be furry mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bookerV 03-01-2004 07:00 AM

can i request a make out pic of rosie & bea?

that'd be hot....

silent_jay 03-01-2004 08:12 AM

I don't think I could not beat the piss outta myself if that happened, Bea and Rosie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Scorps 03-01-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
I don't think I could not beat the piss outta myself if that happened, Bea and Rosie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
it will happen, just give Sillygirl time....:D

bookerV 03-01-2004 08:40 AM

I wonder if Rosie has a janet jackson style nipple ring?
something to ponder...

Scorps 03-01-2004 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
I wonder if Rosie has a janet jackson style nipple ring?
something to ponder...

please don't but nasty picture in my head:eek:

silent_jay 03-01-2004 08:50 AM

I'd like to lick rosies nipple ring she's a smokin beatch, I hope she is pierced elsewhere hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

Scorps 03-01-2004 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent_jay
I'd like to lick rosies nipple ring she's a smokin beatch, I hope she is pierced elsewhere hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
U got issues...I think you should see someone about that:eek:

bookerV 03-01-2004 09:42 AM

Quote:

I'd like to lick rosies nipple ring she's a smokin beatch, I hope she is pierced elsewhere hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
Disturbing...
VERY disturbing...

sillygirl 03-01-2004 10:08 AM

Yeah, Jay, I refuse to fuel the fire with pics of rosie and bea. Besides, I couldn't find any (not that I tried all that hard) and I suck at anything photo-related.

I'm so tired. I'm kinda delusional. I love it. It's great.

Scorps 03-01-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Yeah, Jay, I refuse to fuel the fire with pics of rosie and bea. Besides, I couldn't find any (not that I tried all that hard) and I suck at anything photo-related.

I'm so tired. I'm kinda delusional. I love it. It's great.



Is thats the kinda feeling you get when your stoned and got a buzz all at the same time?:D

silent_jay 03-01-2004 12:40 PM

Have a good nap sillygirl and thanks for the pleasant dreams of the Bea and Rosie pic.

no the kinda feeling when you are stoned and drunk is puke, at least if you get drunk and then try getting high you puke, if you get high and then drink you might be alright.

I have no issues everything I say is merely for entertainment, everyone like to laugh and if I can disgust people and make them laugh or say "what the fuck is wrong with this guy" that's great.

RoboBlaster 03-01-2004 02:26 PM

Smoking + Drinking = Hell on Earth. At least it's that way for me. I always puke.

sillygirl 03-01-2004 02:43 PM

I don't smoke. Haven't gotten drunk in a long time, either.

bundy 03-01-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoboBlaster
Smoking + Drinking = Hell on Earth. At least it's that way for me. I always puke.
then you obviously aren't doing it enough.
just remember; you're body has been bad... it must be punished.

sillygirl 03-01-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
then you obviously aren't doing to enough.
just remember; you're body has been bad... it must be punished.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

sillygirl 03-02-2004 01:50 AM

Oh, come on. Am I REALLY the last one who's posted? Usually I check on this thread, I've missed out on like, a whole page!

bundy 03-02-2004 02:35 AM

yeah, whats going on?

sillygirl 03-02-2004 02:47 AM

no shit

jay-g 03-02-2004 02:52 AM

win what thread?

bundy 03-02-2004 03:31 AM

you get to win the giggling mangina.
yay for you.

Fly 03-02-2004 03:32 AM

bundy mangina strikes again!!!!

bundy 03-02-2004 03:33 AM

i figured stagnant bundy mangina just wasn't healthy.

so i made it giggle around a bit.

Fly 03-02-2004 03:36 AM

you go girl.......you go


weeeeeeeeeeee.................

paddyjoe 03-02-2004 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
i figured stagnant bundy mangina just wasn't healthy.

so i made it giggle around a bit.

Dammit, calm down bundy

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...oe/bundy_1.jpg

thank you, that's better

sillygirl 03-02-2004 05:43 AM

Okay that's all just sick. Please. Gross.
And Bundy, your avatar makes me dizzy and sick

sillygirl 03-02-2004 05:44 AM

THIS pic is WAY better. :drool:




http://homepage.mac.com/pauljlucas/p..._Fimmel-02.jpg

bookerV 03-02-2004 06:31 AM

ugh. whats with the half naked men pics? i think i'd prefer the rosie & bea to that...

silent_jay 03-02-2004 08:24 AM

Alright no half naked fuckin pretty boys, he probably just got done puking because he actually ate a whole chicken mcnugget oh no I'm so fat I can't eat a whole mcnugget. It looks like one of the guys from fuckin hanson and you know they were a little light in the loafers, so sillygirl I wouldn't get your hopes up now if your name was sillyboy then maybe..........................

bundy 03-02-2004 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Okay that's all just sick. Please. Gross.
And Bundy, your avatar makes me dizzy and sick

sorry.

silent_jay 03-02-2004 08:02 PM

Wow I wish we could go back to the Bea pics Betty White is pretty sexy to, but not as hot as the woman who played Angela Bower on Who's the Boss, the way her glasses took up her whole face, jesus what the hell was up with glasses back in the day they were huge, how did I get from Bea to Who's the Boss to huge freakin glases holy shit do I ever have a craving for Timmies. But watch out for the drive-thru they fuck ya, and if ya want any fancy dounuts or pastries order them ahead last night just to get 2 chocolate mint dounuts we had to go through the whole chocolate menu and then she comes to the one we want, and low and behold only 1 Once again FUCKED IN THE DRIVE THRU.

it happens so much it may turn into a recurring theme fuckin timmies the drive-thru you love to hate


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