Women never like porn

I think sillygirl is getting tired of the shennanigans that go on in this thread, come back

and i ran i ran so far away, i just ran i ran all night and day, i couldn't get away......... fuckin song i'm about ready to shoot my face off if it doesn't get out of my head jesus, i don't know how long it's been stuck in there fuck me

Where the hizzey do you work?

i'd like that job

She touches old people. :crazy:

like Bea Arthur old or like world's oldest lady old, and what do old people have to do with looking at porn all the time.

morning jay!!!

or in other words..........wake and bake

Lets hope its not old person porn:eek:

hey flyman good afternoon, the wake and bake was quite enjoyable it put me in the mood to do housework.

Okay.

1)NO, I do not TOUCH old people. Taylor, I don't even work there anymore, silly!

2) I'm not tired of the shennanigans, I work nights now, so I sleep all day.

3) I have only seen ONE adult site that has not disgusted me... and no, I won't tell you what it is. :p

Bet I can guess sillygirl :)

the ones that disgust you are the best ones

yeah...*sigh*

*cough*i win*cough*

look at me all up at 3:30 like a fuckin dumbass, jesus i'm so bloody tired, but my god GTA3 sure is a good fuckin game.

oh yeah i'm in the friggin lead eh you hosers

pwned.

i'm teh r0xxOr

i have no idea what that is. none what-so-ever.

Did I win?

negative

Take a wild guess. I dare ya. :p

And oh yeah, jay and rideough are hosers, eh!

you're not allowed to say hosers, it's a Canadian thing eh......hehehe

LOL I havn't used that word in a long time!

how can you not you are Canadian are you not?hahaha I try to find a use for it everyday.

Ay Im Canadian, I just say EH! to much:p

nothin wrong with sayin eh eh

I know, but it was funny I went out with a girl maybe 2 years ago, for like 4 months, and she was up from North Carolina, and she said Y'all all the time, and I would laugh. she didn't like me laughing at her, but it was funny.

Its Tfp isnt it? :D

I'm baaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkk.

and you are who?:confused:

hey Dano what's up?

Jeg vinder! :D

No, as a matter of fact, I've never looked at the apparently wonderful porn on TFP. That isn't what I'm here for :p

And HEY DANO!!! We've missed ya, bud!

the porn on TFP is quite wonderful

:(

"well come on all you big strong men, uncle sam needs you're help again, got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder in Vietnam put down you picks and pull up your guns you're gonna have a whole lot of fun, well its 123 what are we fighting for don't ask me i don't give a damn, the next stop is Vietnam, well its 567 open up the purly gates well there ain't no time to wonder why whoopie we're all gonna die".

The newst song that won't release my brain, but this one i absolutely love the ultimate anti-war song for any age.

Jay = nutsors

how uncalled for, that song is a classic and far better than having Flock of Seagulls stuck in my head, do you know the name of the song. ( No Cheating)

i'm winning wooooooohoooooooo i freakin rock the casbar

hey Jay...think of that Ugly Kid Joe song "I hate everything about you" and then think of three days grace "(i hate) everything about you" and you get 2 shitty song stuck in your head for the price of one!!!!

sillygirl...stop yer winkin at me all over the place...flirt!

hey rideough maybe she has a thing for ya, but doesn't she know that you're a little light in he loafers? maybe the video should go up in off the wayside? hehehe

PS: Meg white has the biggest forehead in music history, and her face looks like a bag of smached assholes.

;)

I'm telling his wife hahaha Em's gonna beat the piss outta ya rideough, maybe you should dial 9-1 and then as she's punching you about the head and neck dial the other 1. maybe he'd enjoy it more of I winked at him, and why aren't I getting winked at my title is The sexiest man in NATO and that's no lie.

Wife, huh? You called her your girlfriend, rideough!! :confused:

my bad i typed it wrong, i call everyone's gf there wife, and that

I do that all the time to. people get so mad sometimes....LOL


must be a Canadian thing:D


Oh and whats with the condom ad there flyman??

http://www.abacabindery.com/images/Fabric_Flags.JPG

fuckin' canadians eh?

thats what the americans must be saying this thread should be called the Canadian thread we've taken over, how goes the day flyman? Are you all ready for "Hockey Day In Canada" back to back to back games and the whole day of the game that the Americans can't beat us at. (except the world Jr.'s but that doesn't really count because they're juniors.)

as long as the canucks win tonight.......

I hope they win as well. I'm a Toronto fan but a close second is Van-City, my buddy was from there and the next thing i know POW Canucks fan, I love NHL Center Ice over 1000 games and i get all the Leaf and Canuck games.

PS- GO LEAFS GO------ Beat the Habs

Damn I coming over to watch the Canuck game:D



Im more of a canuck fan but leafs is second fav.

NHL Center Ice is the greatest thing ever invented for a Canadian it should be free and given to you when you are born. come on over i've got a 50 some inch big screen too.

okay um, I'm gonna start talking about Barbies

hahaha the Canadians have taken over, and we take Barbies head and hide it.

whatever Jay i could kick Em's ass!











Don't tell her k...

OH OH wait till I tell her when you least expect it she's gonna punch ya right in the neck.

ouch





she's mean...

Hey rideough you got anything to contribute to sillygirls Barbie conversation, I know you gots the whole collection.

I once had this Barbie... and I had a whole house for her... and a car, and quite a bit of other Barbies.... and they'd all get together for Barbie's dream vacation!













Yes, this is what I hear when you guys talk about hockey. :p

thats what rideough hears as well, his favorite sport is figure skating, net to the Barbie Olympics.

What's wrong with Barbie?

dude where should I start, although there is no winter there so maybe the guys lose some of there manliness because of the lack of snow and cold. just joking man but barbies are for girls.

what about G.I. Joe man?

G.I. Joe is the Canadians action figure I like the Joe but Taylor wondering whats wrong with Barbie, I'll let anyone else tell him the errors of his ways.

"If you see me tonight with an illegal smile it don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while". at least the songs getting stuck in my head are getting better. Anyone figure out the last one I had stuck in my head. I already know it but curious to see who else does, rideough and flyman probably will but thats what happens when you sit around and play guitar and get high when you're in school, you know I'm right dude. Remember the orange hair and when your old man freaked because we died our hair Cherry colour. good times good times

LEGO PORNO
http://www.altervistas.com/sites/weird/118/

LMAO....some one took the time to make that!

:lol:

that is funny as all hell......

*goes to play w/ his lego*

is it wrong that I'm aroused hehehe

Jay, you're WAY too easily aroused. Those were silly, not erotic :p

come on lego's are sexy, but not as sexy as Bea Arthur, eh rideough remember the "Shave Bea Arthur" thing that was fun.

ugh. If SHE is sexy, I'M the perfect woman. 0_o

I win!!!! :lol:

what do you win, maybe it's a night with Bea Arthur, although rideough might be bitter he has a really bad crush on Bea.

you guys are seriously sick

booyaka! i am teh winnar

why it's nonsense we can be as odd as we choose try it, I'm sure you have a secret crush on Danny Devito oor something. joking

Nope. I have a crush on... heeheehee wouldn't YOU like to know? :p

actually I don't want to know but i'll let rideough know when i see him. hehehe

you guys.....look....i just wanna WIN

WINNAR = ME!!!! the posters below me don't count, sorry chaps

too bad im the winner..

not gonna happen


nice try


negative

Is this the thread to earn points to see the titty board?

what titty board

http://www.abacabindery.com/images/F...gs_on_Blue.JPG

just because.......

Ha - my first post in this thread, and I'm ahead of all of you already!

back off tough guy.............i win

wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............

I know not of what you speak

what are you talking about

look again flyman put you in your place good job flyman gotta keep the rookies in line. hahaha

SSShhhhh I dare not speak its name

that's right.

You can't get into the titty board??

First of all, the winners were predetermined, kinda like those stupid games at carnivals and such. Second of all, no, this thread does not help you get into the titty board. But we're more fun than the titty board anyway.... well, until Jay starts talking about Bea Arthur.. then it's just the stuff of nightmares

LOL

Oh and sweet avatar sillygirl

what are you getting on me about my Bea Arthur crush for, why don't people go to newbies if they want to know things about the forum does this not say nonsense? We are more fun than the titty board wait the titty board is more fun to look at we have better conversation. we rigged this bad boy like one of those games didn't we sillygirl? hahaha

I WIN;)

I'd like some doughnuts please...

Do I win now?