A hilarious article

[Giltwist]

Entitled "Rorikon and the Perversion of Japan," you can find this piece of journalism at http://www.therossman.com/examiner/01_12/ .
Just to give you an idea of the zaniness, here are a couple quotes. BTW, this site has explicit language.

Sakura and Ataru tried to explain to me how cartoons on TV at 7 o'clock at night have explicit sex and plenty of nudity with no repercussions at all. In fact it's demanded and required by law.

The law states that each show (live action or animation) must have one count of sodomy, two counts of penis to vagina penetration and 5 "feels copped" per hour of airtime. And in the very least, 4 of those acts must be performed by or on schoolgirls.

Extra Curricular activities in Japan are pretty scary too. Sakura was telling me all about how the only decent clubs available to join were the "Spread Eagle Bondage Club", the "Shit Licking Bondage Fun Club", the "Giant Robot Dildo Making Bondage Club of Extreme" and the "Sensei-Student Sex With Bondage Candle Making and Cherry Plucking Hyper Club". She was a member of the robot dildo one herself. Her robot dildo was quite impressive. It was a triple-changer that turned from a robot to a dildo and then into a robotic puppy with vibrating tail. It's amazing how much farther advanced they are than us.

Laughs be with you,
G

[Stiltzkin]

The Rossman is insane. Reminds me of Maddox. Also makes me wonder how many white male satirists have their own website with a large fanbase?

[Crack]

That's it, I am going to Japan... see youse guys later...
~Crack