There are 2 rules to life. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

platypus · 05-01-2003, 08:46 AM

1. Never reveal all you know...

zf0enix · 05-01-2003, 08:49 AM

SaltPork · 05-01-2003, 09:00 AM

2. (See number 1)

cchris · 05-01-2003, 09:01 AM

Absolutely

Spungfoo · 05-01-2003, 09:11 AM

1. Never reveal all you know
2. ......
3. Profit!

*ducks*

platypus · 05-01-2003, 10:06 AM

1. Never reveal all you know & Collect underpants!

SexyCat · 05-01-2003, 10:31 AM

Step number one...collect underpants.

Step number two....

Step number three...PROFITS!!

hehe

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 11:07 AM

ahaha... that was a great episode of southpark!

Frosstbyte · 05-01-2003, 11:54 AM

SexyCat definitely has the right idea here. Step number two still eludes me, but I'll definitely get there.

WhoaitsZ · 05-01-2003, 12:24 PM

heheh

GakFace · 05-01-2003, 12:58 PM

1)never reaveal all you know
2)People Lie.

MikeyChalupa · 05-01-2003, 06:11 PM

Three words: Never argue.

-Mikey

uncle phil · 05-01-2003, 06:13 PM

i can teach you everything you know, but i won't teach you everything I know...

vermin · 05-01-2003, 07:12 PM

3. know when to break the rules.

gibber71 · 05-01-2003, 07:30 PM

Always know what you reveal

Memalvada · 05-01-2003, 07:36 PM

1. Never set your pubes on fire to kill your crabs
2. Avoid getting crabs in the first place

myMHz · 05-01-2003, 11:46 PM

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those that understand numbers and those who don't.

uncle phil · 05-02-2003, 03:41 AM

1. the boss is always right...

2. when you think the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1...

05-01-2003, 08:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	There are 2 rules to life. 1. Never reveal all you know... __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 08:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	Doh! __________________ One step closer to the edge...

05-01-2003, 09:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	2. (See number 1) __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-01-2003, 09:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Absolutely __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-01-2003, 10:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	1. Never reveal all you know & Collect underpants! __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 09:11 AM	#5 (permalink)
Spungfoo Insane Location: Pittsburgh, PA	1. Never reveal all you know 2. ...... 3. Profit! ducks

05-01-2003, 10:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	Step number one...collect underpants. Step number two.... Step number three...PROFITS!! hehe

05-01-2003, 11:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahaha... that was a great episode of southpark! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-01-2003, 11:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	SexyCat definitely has the right idea here. Step number two still eludes me, but I'll definitely get there.

05-01-2003, 12:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	heheh

05-01-2003, 12:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	1)never reaveal all you know 2)People Lie. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-01-2003, 06:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Three words: Never argue. -Mikey

05-01-2003, 06:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i can teach you everything you know, but i won't teach you everything I know... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-01-2003, 07:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	3. know when to break the rules. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-01-2003, 11:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	There are 3 types of people in the world. Those that understand numbers and those who don't. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-01-2003, 07:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	1. Never set your pubes on fire to kill your crabs 2. Avoid getting crabs in the first place __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

05-02-2003, 03:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	1. the boss is always right... 2. when you think the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.