The All-In-One "I don't get the Japanese but I wish I did" thread
 

How many times have you seen something from Japanese TV or other media and thought "WTF?" There's SOMETHING going on there, but damn if I know what.

Post your favorite examples!

<a href="http://http://www.anabuki.co.jp/anabukin-chan/theater/qtmov/mov02.html">CLICK HERE</a> for the weirdest thing I've come out of Japan this week. Warning: furry boobies! Of course, if anyone here can translate, I'd love to know what I'm being told, here.

Translation:

(Anabukin is a company that sells "Surpass Condominiums." Akazukin is Little-Red Riding Hood. Puns are essential to Japanese advertising.)

Announcer: "Anabukin's campaign girl is Anabukin, who you all know well. (Subtitle: Anabukin, age 10). Oh, the forest animals are here too. Let's all call her with energy..."

"Anabukin!"

"Yes!"

Song: Surpass Condos inflate your dreams. Surpass Condos inflate your expectations. Breasts also inflate, inflate, inflate....

"Wow"

(The last animal is a badger. Traditionally in Japan, badgers have giant testicles. Not quite that big though.)

Must agree they are absolutely mad.

They even eat weird stuff.

Picture is link.

http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fata...es/japtoys.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/homosausage.jpg

(Not sure if that is Japanese, looks more Chinese, but oh well.)

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dangerengrish.jpg

Taken from a Fist of the North Star (Anime) toy box.