SANDY CLAWS
 

I'm gonna be Santa Claus this year.
I am so sick and tired of him getting all the glory.

And I have reasons why he shouldn't be Santa this year.
He is a bad man. He drinks alcohol too much.
http://www.unique-ent.ie/images/Chri...ta%20Drunk.jpg
I don't drink alcohol too much.

And he believe that MJ molestered that child.
That crack head. Not Jacko. I love Jacko. Santa.

So, damnit, I'm going to be Santa Claus this year.
Don't burn me when I come down your chimney.

holy shit. disco santa suit.

...and he wears SEQUINS!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


HO HO HO!

/me steals a Ho from Sadistik....


me and her will be partying with the elves... gimmie that alkie!

Alkie seltzie?

heh. my santa is jolly & high in the sky, but he may well forget to bring yer presents...

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