Bored waiting for jess to get here

[The.Lunatic]

I'm bored waiting at the library waiting for my friend jesse to get here so we can study physics...

yawn...

since you clicked on this thread i might as well throw somthing intresting in.

How, about... nm l8

[Giant Hamburger]

Hail Citizen!

In an effort to expedite this thread's relocation to the nonsense forum (my spiritual home) I will now release the Brain Bug.

I am available for weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, parties, etc.
-GH

[Giltwist]

How come alien bugs' mouths always look like an angry version of a woman's crotch?

[essendoubleop]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????

[krwlz]

Originally posted by Giltwist
How come alien bugs' mouths always look like an angry version of a woman's crotch?

I thought the exact same thing...

[gabshu]

ANGRY VAGINA!! RUUUN!!!

[nash]

Is Jess here yet?

[Fly]

yeah................where the fuck is Jess?

[Batman976]

I'm we're thinking of the same Jess (how many can there be in the world?), she probably got drunk and went home with some guy. I'd suggest not wasting your time with her. She's not too bright anyway.

[Peetster]

Originally posted by essendoubleop
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????

Someone needs to watch Starship Troopers.

[Redlemon]

Jess? Yeah, she was just by here. She was asking about you, but I didn't realize it was you, since she only used your first name ("The."). She seemed pretty pissed, though. You might want to hide when you see her next.

[Crack]

That thing really needs to be douched...