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Random comment time!
Ya know maybe it's just me but maybe you shouldn't be playing with them so much if they have a rash....what if it spreads?
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THAT'S THE ONE!!!!
man i LOVE that picture! *beams* |
You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child.
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No really they really are the best muffins I've ever had they're to die for! You'll make a man very happy some day! (she turns around) SPIT PPPLEH SPIT! (Turns back around) Delicious! :D
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Igore lurks near the watercooler.
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Dont poke purple monkeys.
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Ya know they call them water coolers but are they really cooling anything? They're just holding the fuckin water.....it's a water holder!
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At least we're all on the right side of the dirt...
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Don't go smackin' my lemur!
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Rich Girls? Yer seniors in fuckin high school! YOU'RE NOT RICH....DADDY'S RICH!! Lets have Rich Girls in 20 years and then see the story then.
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SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!! |
The blue ones will kill you.
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The sisters of Catherine the Great ask that you cover yourself with lightbulb filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening.
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Why?
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It tastes like burning.
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Like hickory smoked dirt. It's kind of tasty. If you dip it in some BBQ sauce.
Mmmmm burning... |
hi goat!
(I swear, that cracks me up every time. I dont think I'll ever get tired of Hi Goat! :)) |
Why must I be so silly? Sillyness surrounds me. I just like saying "silly"
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So what will it be?
A or B? Left or Right? Yes or no? Up of down? Big or Small? |
Then the chiuaua jumped out of the cake and exploded on the carpet! It tasted pretty good, too.
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Did you ever weigh yourself, then eat a whole beeflog, then weigh yourself again? Did you ever make a baby with one? A beeflog baby? Did you ever take them and make a little village full of beeflog babies, and then they all rise up against you and try to kill your head? That's when I have to lie down.
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I want to kill my customers. They are brainless, clueless, worthless individuals. Death to them all.
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a bit of column A
a bit of column B |
I bet Bill Gates has a really small willie.
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I grow weary with my groaning; all the night make I my bed to swim; I water my couch with my tears.
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do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight
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Wee sleekit, cowrin', timrous beastie.
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Ya know I may make some of the worst posts but they always get lots a replies :) Since we're on the subject my dog is pregnant
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Get it? It's chlorine! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Uncle Hector! What are you doing?! That's Kitchener Leslie's lady!!
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Hey meester, you wan to buy my seester?
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My vagina is 8 inches long
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Cover your stump before you hump!
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JKREW is a dirty slut
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I smell like shampoo
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This ain't Kansas Toto
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Fuckin stalkers...
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red monkeys only climb blue trees
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I like to ate, I like to ate, apples and bananas. I like to eat, I like to eat, epples and benenes. I like to ite, I like to ite, ipples and bininis.....
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Open your mouth!
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These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
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Was standing there. And you, You saw me. Goodnight
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why not write a self-help book entitled, fucking well get on with it...?
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Paradise on my right, Hell on my left and the Angel of Death behind.
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I think you should go ahead an Marry her. I mean, It's not likely you're ever going to meet a girl with a horrendous growth coming out of her ear like that. Don't take her for granted.
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I call bullshit....just sign the fuckin' papers!
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and there was a friefight!
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I don't want to go to Denny's! They'll fuck me! :eek:
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Who finds half a sandwich in a bar and just eats it? Honestly!
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Anus.
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i´m lost without you.
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weird. i just tried it again... works for me. *shrug*
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"MMMM You smell good, what are you wearing?"
"A hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it" |
Combines for cash! Get 'em here!
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Falling soon foward, falling.
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Woe to you of earth and sea....for the dev.............ahhh fuck it.......we're all gonna die
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where are you now?
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sing the praises of pants
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i thought i had all the answers...
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I only knew Rich via an online community (3-4 yrs), but he was always kind to me. His talent & constant ambitious drive was amazing. He & I shared a love of animals & we both adopted orphans from http://www.petfinder.org
I was glad to see someone else proud to promote that organization. His Iggy & Pixel were indeed lucky to be adopted by him. I will fondly remember you, Rich. |
Wait, so you mean to tell me that it was all just a dream and there really was no band?
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Canaries really are a cheap date.
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I just don't get what all the hullaballo is about.
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Did you ever evacuate your bowels and bladder and THEN weigh yourself? (You fattys know what I mean.) OR, did you weigh yourself first, THEN evacuate your bowels and bladder just to see how much that shit/piss weighs? (A digital scale is helpful.) (Water {piss?} weighs 8.3 pounds a gallon. I don't know shit, I mean, I don't know about shit, that is, I don't know how much shit weighs...WAIT, (weight) I could tell you how much MY shit weighs though...hang on........................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... .........................1.25 lbs!) Do I look thinner? It could depend on what you have eaten. Maybe lasagna shit weighs more than salad shit. Life's mysteries. |
i ordered that zesty chicken bowl from taco bell once, and they forgot to give me the zesty part.
so it was zesty chicken bowl, hold the zesty... i screamed.... |
Soh Cah Toa will save your ass !!
And if all else fails, integrate by parts. |
I have so far discussed the ways in which digital television is constructed by Japanese policy-makers and the business sector as a cardinal apparatus of info-capitalism with the euphemistic name of a ´home-based information network´. In doing so i ran the risk of supposing too neat a correspondence between political-economic requirements of the hegemonic blocs in Japan and the advent and further unfolding of digital television.
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300dpi works for me. I always go for the best quality, because you can always reduce them, but never uncompress them if you get my meaning.
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according to Crabtree and Malhorta, what are the cultural and social implications of the introduction of commercial broadcasting systems in India?
What pressures has satellite television crated within such an ocertly multicultural and diverse society? |
"Inslumnational underground, thunder hits when I stomp the ground. Like a million silverbacks, orangutangs you can't stop the train..."
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The figure ground relation of Tom Stoppard's "The Real Inspector Hound" becomes obscure when the viewing audience becomes part of the meta play.
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I need a new printer so I can print out my homework that I'm currently not doing.
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To err is human, to moo is bovine
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I fucking HATE my email.
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Ever eaten goat in a Caribbean restaurant…tastes like chicken.
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hahahahahhahahahhahahahha k-wise's 3in peter
damaged goods from way back that boy k-wise but ooh he so smooth n sexy kids run when they see his green bod troddn down the middle of main street wif his buck teeth you can run, but you know you cant hide dont stick nothing in your ear thats smaller than your elbow ha my mind is very random, i like your post |
why do we ALWAYS fire at will? the poor guy.
it's fire at will this, or fire at will that. can't we just leave the poor guy alone!?! |
you need to fix the kerning on your power bars, dude.
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I sure could go for some chocolate milk right about now.
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My sunflower spit-cup runneth over.
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Hey K-wise, sorry about the dog and all... can I have a puppy?
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He took a duck in the face at 250 kilometers per hour.
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my penis was green and i didn't understand........
zanzibar and things like such........... damn i miss mother lovebone |
i am having great difficulty coping with this skinny little saw...
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I feel more like I do now
than I did a while ago. |
Shazammmm!
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There's a tree in that ocean.
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Where's the Cheese?
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You betrayed us! Pompous. Sometimes moms need a little help getting their mornings going. He's cute but unfortunately I heard a rumor that you're grounded. Saddam. The Broncos are kinda adjusting on the fly here.
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Awwww, there's popcorn in my doody...
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"THERE'S A PUMA IN THE CREVICE!!!"
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bite my shiny metal ass
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bite my glorious golden ass
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