don't look in here Kwise
 

I'm starting a blackmarket out of my house. Right now the products only consist of internal organs. K-wise's organs to be exact. Don't worry he'll be properly taken care of. We have already arranged for plastic bags to be put into place of the organs removed. Without further adieu let the bidding start.

I bid a sawbuck for his liver.
(ahhh, where did I put that nice Chianti?)

Whats my cut?

Asta!!

your cut will be in several different places depending on which organs we sell first

How about ice cream? Do I get ice cream?

Asta!!

im sure i could get ya a pint of ice cream or somethin of the sort

okay...okay....i wanna bid $6.95 (canadian)for the poor fools left eyeball.

P.S. Fremen........don't buy the liver man......it's tainted

we still have several organs left folks lets not stop the bidding just yet

I'm just stopping by to drop of some ice for the bathtub...

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Anyway, I'll give ya 50 for his liver...yes?

hook me up with this organ. i've heard that K-Wise doesn't use it anymore.

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Oh good, the right eyeball is still available. Does he have good eyes, or do they need corrective lenses? I might go as high as $43.28 for a good right eye.

Just how bad is the liver? I mean, damn, at some point it might be better then mine...

That said, I bid 55 for the liver...

i dont think he drinks much and he doesnt have glasses he wore contacts but i think they were for color not site

"According to your driver's license, you are supposed to be wearing glasses."

"But officer, I have contacts!"

"I don't care who you know, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."

hehe

Actually I still use that organ a lot so sorry gotta keep that. Yes I do wear contacts. They're clear though....I used to have some green ones back when I was in high school but moms wasn't exactly too speedy about replacing them when they got torn and I got tired of walking around with one green eye and one brown eye (glasses were broken) so I figure clear is the way to go.

Asta!!

My penis is large enough to feed a small village.....or one lucky girl.

Asta!!

Last bid for the liver was $55, so I'll up it to $75.03 and half a pack of Big Red.

I'll have to withdraw my offer for the right eyeball... I hope that's within the rules of iktoweyaBay.com. How are his eardrums?

Wait a minute...Do you really have any say in the matter??!!
fremen, I'll one up ya...$80.00 forthe liver!!!

anything is cool here at iktoweyabay.com hehe

he actually hears rather well. i have never heard him complain about a hurt ear or any kind of infection so i think they are good to go.

i apologize GuttersnipeXL but your bid:
is not exactly enough to be over Freman's
mainly because i really like big red and it is worth a bit more to me but im sure you have a little more to give in your pockets there should you really like to purchase the liver.

I'll give $10 for a lung.

Great. Do you think I could get them implanted on my hands, so I can hear around corners?

Alright iktoweya...I'll do the $80.00, a new jackknife, and a buffalo nickel! ...you've gotta want that buffalo nickel!

That may just be the best idea ever. Or maybe not...

Those concerned about my liver or perhaps my kidneys I should let you know that I am addicted to soda. I drink several a day and I'm always runnin off to take a piss....I dunno if thats because I have blatter problems now or because I have 3 or 4 12 ounce cans a coke flowing down to the human blatter that holds what 14 ounces? It's probably that but I dunno.

Asta!!

i got 50 cents for the grey matter. i could really use a brain.

Man, all the good organs are spoken for. I need a new liver and new eardrums. Damn rockstar lifestyle.

I feel sorry for the man who gets my eyes as I am blind as a bat without my contacs.

Asta!!

Tell you what, let's go in together on the ears, and we can each have one. Do you think either of them are already pierced? I can throw in a copy of "Pachabel's Greatest Hit".

If only one is pierced you can have it if you want. I don't need an earing. I could definately settle for just one good ear though.

none of his ears are pierced. hrm he does drink a lot of soda. about the ears implanted on the arms we can do that but you will have to provide all of your own tubing. technically not all of the organs are spoken for in that this is an auction and well the ending dates are whenever K-Wise dies or is brutally murdered by me due to lack of funds. please scroll up for previous bids and do notice that money is not the only thing involved therefore adding 10 bucks to the previous posters bid does not make you the new top bidder. buffalo nickels are pretty rare GuttersnipeXL definitely high in value to me i say you are the newest high bidder

Yes my ears or any other part of my body have never been pierced. I never felt the need to do that. I do have excellent hearing though....I also have the ability to pay attention to 2 or 3 things at once sometimes. This really annoys people because they think I'm not paying attention them and then I jump in with a comment and they realize I'd been paying attention all along. I can listen to my walkman in one ear and a conversation in my other ear if I indeed want to hear both. My sister hates this about me....she even told Iktoweya that it was annoying one time. He thought it was kind of cool. Funny how I pay a good ammount of attention to people but people never really pay a good ammount of attention to me in real life. People always stop paying attention to me half way into what I'm saying like it's not important and I throw random silly things in there to see just how much attention they are paying....usually they don't catch it at all and everyone else is laughing and they don't know why. I love that....fools that is why they should pay attention to me! Now everyone is laughing at them and they are totally oblivious as to why! AHAHAHA!!!

Asta!!

K-Wise is earbidextrous! Cool, I'll just go for the left ear, with a bid for... hmm... 28 dinars and a Wacky Wall Walker.

As you all may or may have not noticed K-Wise is MIA. It is only a matter of time before my forest imps find him. i have tallyed up all of the bids and here is what has the winning bds so far:

GuttersnipeXL gets the liver for $80 a new jackknike and a buffalo nickel.
flyman gets the left eye for $6.95 (canadian).
bernadette gets two items they are a pipe organ and a brain all for the extremely low price of 50 cents.
mb99usa will be going away with a new lung for $10.
redlemon won the left ear for 28 dinars and a wacky wall walker.
and last but not least batman976 won the right ear for free

i accept all major credit cards except for mastercard discover visa and american express. i also accept any checks however if you send me a check it will take 15 days to clear so your organs might go bad because our freezer is full. Last but not least we take money orders.

Hey! Look what I have! A pint of ice cream! How fortunate for me!
:D
I'll take the nether regions there - but intact please! :lol:

Ahhh sweet deal! I am the winning bidder for the crusty liver!

I'm not paying up until you find K-Wise.

OMFG what has happened to K-Wise?

did iktoweya really cut him up & distribute his bits & pieces?

the last K-Wise post in this thread was 20 days ago!!

iktoweya, you gots some splaining to do...