^^ I can do everything :suave:

I'm still on vacation so I should be able to fix that illustration for you some time this week :thumbsup:

you are the bomb..............


many thanx and enjoy your vacation

http://www.daveallsop.co.uk/chars/Dank%20Sheep.jpg

Just don't ask for virgin wool

http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/blogpic/sheep_fucker.jpg

http://www.whatablast.com/avatar1.gif

you have a fascination with sheep Astro?




*freak*

What no "thank you" for the sheep?

sorry buddy............thanx eh.




some peoples kids

Just a little hello...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...g/PICT0027.jpg

hehehe....Charlie rocks B.C......................... :thumbsup:

Damn, we shoulda had uncle phil walk like an Egyptian.

yeah, pj, and you doin' the ol' "aztec two-step..." (you sure had enough toilet paper...)

You also forgot to thank me for the pot bikini.... Hmmph.

That pot dress was smokin'

sorry...

/me just heard ann and nancy wilson cover this on their "alive in seattle" album from back in 2003...what a great couple of voices and they did LZ proud...

The Battle Of Evermore
Led Zeppelin

Queen of Light took her bow, And then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone.

Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The dark Lord rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all.

Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, Rest not to lock your homes.

Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all.

I hear the horses' thunder down in the valley below,
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow.

The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness,
The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light.

The apples turn to brown and black, The tyrant's face is red.

Oh the war is common cry, Pick up you swords and fly.
The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals never know.

Oh, well, the night is long the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow.

The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.

Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold.

Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back.

At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes.

fuckin' eh phil........them woman can rock it out like the best of 'em.


great tune too

Thought you might like to take another ride............ :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...e/shortfly.jpg

OH my, i just choked on my beer. How funny! We used to joke that this really tall friend of mine drove the short bus and her short roommate did hydraulics. Flyman rides in the back? I'll bastardize the lyrics a little, but ..

"but baby he's nothin' less he can ride
the little yellow bus it's still dark
and the radio barks only beatles songs from a to z
as he rides on the little yellow bus with me..."

wait... not with me! :D

/me loves fredweena...

He keeps thinking that someday he'll be able to drive it...... :lol:

Well, at least he's got aspirations. Someday, Flyman, someday... never give up hope!

Uncle Phil, that's from Big Yellow Bus by Seven Nations. First thing that popped in my head whilst I was choking on my Harp and laughing. :thumbsup:

here ya go, buddy...


FLYMAN!!!

Proof again that Paddyjoe and Flyman share the love that dare not speak it name...



I think I feel a song coming on...

The Cramps - Bend Over, I'll Drive.

I see from Charlies avatar, who the real frustrated 'driver' is.



freak......... :lol:

That is a bit of culture I will never understand...

thanx Hanx.......i gotta say i failed the test....

Nancy.........my dear........what the fuck was that little vid?????

i mean christ,just cuz i bought a farm,doesn't mean i'm gonna be a redneck,and i still have all my damn teeth too.......


and joe and Charlie.........you guys are fucked eh......

thanks for the laughs you wingnuts.

<embed src="http://chicago.aliveone.com/music/Pink%20Floyd%20-%20Sheep.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into a dream

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets


Now, name that song Flyman

you and your fucking "sheep" fetish astro.......




*thanks for the tunes too bro*

Ha, ha. You said sheep.

ssswhat the rubber boots are all about baby.........


:thumbsup:

http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/9...tanaHooker.jpg

ee i ee i... OH!?!

Flyman is to sheep as bunnies are to dogs.

Hell I know that fly. I just saw that video and thought you'd get a kick out of it, that's all. I promise :D

Uh-oh, Nancy hit a bit too close to home there, eh fly old boy........... :D

I thought you moved so you could avoid the Skwurlz...
http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/misc/budsquirrel.jpg

Monkey Man
Rolling Stones

I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true

I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, I’m a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?

Well, I hope we’re not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...

Shit flyman... what else have you been hiding from us?

http://www.freewebs.com/danjastuto/Flywoman.jpg

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/1942tracwave.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

they really think his tractor's sexy...

Yo fly! Check your Gmail please - I need your opinion on something before I can finish the duplication of the pot shirt! :)

fuckin' eh Hanx.........that is a sweet gif man.

many thanx.


and Nancy.......just mailed you back.......

THE POT SHIRT IS FINISHED!!! Go check it out fly :D

Here you go, this is what you need buddy...
http://volws.bc.ca/projects/2000/ass...ng/pounder.JPG

damn, that'll drive it down a notch or two...

really know how to hurt a guy, splck...

hmmm...

well i just finished reading all 19 pages of this thread, and there are alot of rexes...

so i dunno if anyone has posted these b4,

but:

http://images.google.com.au/images?q...weed_joint.jpg
isn't this just the shit dreams are made of???

http://www.nvrsk.net/~dexter/funpics/bb/b&b-weed.jpg

i've got me rubber boots..............

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ertales-fr.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ertales-ba.jpg

i kinda feel like how that guy looks right now Hanx................

fly, hank knows his lobstahs...trust me...and, his little feat...

Say Fly... fancy a ganja egg?
http://www.maxdanno.com/main/misc/im...77_640x480.gif

thanks Nancy....always something cool from you.

:icare:

I just heard this, so why did I think of the fly..... :D


Charlie Daniels
Long Haired Country Boy


People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the mornin, get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my ole blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I've damn sure got it made

Chorus:
And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

Preacher man talkin' on the radio, puttin' down the rock and roll
He wants me to send a donation cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man might do a little walkin', too

Chorus

Poor girl wants to marry and the rich girl wants to flirt
Rich man goes to college and the poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine and the politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothing at all but I will take another toke

Chorus

with the exception of the long hair..........you damn near nailed it joe.


thanks man.........*wipes tear away*

damn, how could i have forgotten that one...

old timers disease, baby....... :lol:

don't tell me uncle mystro is losing his touch..........





*hehehehe.......good one joe*

/me still plays with the touchy/feely thing...

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SNOW BALL FIGHT

or sperm swimming for the gold

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right back at ya' Hanx

fly...merry christmas, buddy...

dude............merry,merry yourself man



you lucky bastard in Florida,you.........

A little something for flyman...

http://www.nottingham.ac.uk/~pcxee/pig_flash.htm

Merry Christmas, fellow explorer.

(How do you get a whole 20 page thread devoted to you? Good job!)

pig farm...hehe...

These were musically talented pigs, *not* future bacon. :)

ahahhhahhaa........that's great.


thanks eh

cuz uncle phil likes me...............


plus.........i'm an idiot and these freaks like to kick me around in here eh


good times.........good fuckin' times.


:thumbsup:

Man, everyone likes you. You're a stand up guy, as they say in the 70s.

the only response we'll ever need........ :D

alright.........what do you want from me man???? :D


*stand up guy...........yeah fuckin' right*






oh go sit down joe.............*damn kids just won't leave me alone*

I told you already, I want to come live in your music room.

you bring the wobblies man.......and we'll make some noise.




:thumbsup:

Sweet deal. I'll sleep in the bass drum. Cool?

dude..........if you can fit in the bass drum......it's yours

The flyman is so short that he needs to stand...even while sitting.
Have a good one flyman:thumbsup:

piss off splck..............comin' from a bean pole like you,that doesn't even hurt man.



and joe........before you even get goin'...........don't fuckin' bother man.


....and flamingdog...........thanks alot for stirrin' these bastards up agian............the thread was almost dead man.


*waits to endure the imminent pain*

Ahh, you're welcome. It's good for the soul.

dude...........the way these guys pick on me is brutal.


they're relentless.........non stop bullshit from the crazy crowd..........i ain't got no chance man..........just don't fuel the fire will ya'.




go away joe...........there's nothing to see here.

may your new year be free of bastard skwerls...

thanks buddy........as soon as we moved to the farm here......it took like 3 days,and my dog had scared them all off............haven't seen a bastard skwerl here since july.

now the fuckin' wild rabbitts..........that's a whole different story in itself.

ahahahha........uh......they're not quite THAT bad phil..........and usually at night is when they come out.

Vampire bunnies? :(

not sure yet...........i figure the bats in the summer are the vampires.......


the bunnies to me are just food.......


Muaahahhhhhahhahhahaha

Investigative reporter, Charlatan, here.

For sometime joe has been picking on poor fly... accusing him of being a lover of piss water, also known as Coors Light. This roving reporter came accross a startling image today. An entire building covered in Coors Light.

Gruesome to be sure. Horrific to behold.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...35_12Jan06.jpg

Upon closer inspection, we discover one name on this building.

That name is joe.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...34_12Jan06.jpg


Happy Birthday flyman!

...........OH.........YEAH............BABY............



that is Beautiful Charley.


has the piss water curse been slashed to death in an instance?????

hhhmmmmmm........i wonder what kinda bullshit story 'ol joe is gonna come up with to get outta this one?


*i fuckin' knew it.......the bastard has been lyin' to me the whole time about Guinness*

The silence from joe is deafening... perhaps you've finally buried him Flyman.

oh man.......i sure as hell hope so.



c'mon joe..............wadda ya' got to say?

you guys might need to open joe's thread up, as he's probably fixated on that one...(whew...glad i'm not involved in this "beerhaha")

I ....I.....uh...umm.....ahh....I......................










fuckin canooks........

that's it........I...I ....uh.........what the fuck kinda answer is that joe?


usually you're good a shootin' off yer yap,and now .........I.....I.....uh.....I.....

sad man.....so very sad.





:D

Wow. How the mighty have fallen.


I feel terrible.


This is all unclephil's fault.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rbonbottle.jpg

/me pleads the "fifth..."

At least it's a good fifth...

i'll take a fifth of that........



where ya' be at joe girl??????

Ugh who turned off the feeling man...


Song for Flyman