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uncle phil 03-25-2005 05:23 PM

hehe......

Fly 03-25-2005 05:32 PM

you guys havin' fun in here or what?

Astrocloud 03-26-2005 08:43 AM

<embed src="http://www.gdiracing.com/dubey/mids/Beatles%20-%20Hey%20Jude.mp3" autostart=TRUE>

bernadette 03-26-2005 08:59 AM

<img src="http://www.harmony-central.com/News/2004/Big-Guitar-lg.jpg">

Fly 03-26-2005 09:59 AM

great tune Astro.........sweet man.......thanx


...and bern......i would so love to have that monster guitar.....don't know what the hell i'd do with it but........it's too fuckin' cool

Astrocloud 03-27-2005 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
great tune Astro.........sweet man.......thanx

I'm so glad you liked it. I took it off of autoreplay because the last page I found myself listening to stairway to heaven like 6 times in a row.

paddyjoe 03-27-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
I found myself listening to stairway to heaven like 6 times in a row.

That's not really a bad thing

bernadette 03-29-2005 12:26 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/keith_snag.jpg">
it's recycle day. eh... :D

Charlatan 03-29-2005 12:47 PM

Brilliant... like two peas in a pod...

paddyjoe 03-29-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Brilliant... like two peas in a pod...

cept one of em's prolly peaing in a diaper about now...........




guess which one..... :D

Charlatan 03-29-2005 01:28 PM

Don't be so mean to flyman...


...oh.

paddyjoe 03-29-2005 02:33 PM

fried-man........eh

bernadette 03-30-2005 12:32 PM

<img src="http://starkdavingmad.com/patreesha/img/sanders.jpg">
fried man?

splck 03-30-2005 01:29 PM

slide-man?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...k/slideman.jpg

Fly 03-30-2005 08:52 PM

ohhh yeah splck!!!!!!!!


what a great day that was.............i'll try and dial in the pics i have on my cam of the same day.............


good call..........

Fly 03-30-2005 08:54 PM

hey bern.........did you really need to put the question mark after "fried eh"?

i mean really............i'm a mess......you guys all know that.........

.....fried it is........... :D

splck 03-30-2005 09:54 PM

thought you might like this one for your collection..
http://7art-screensavers.com/screens...s/squirrel.jpg

paddyjoe 04-03-2005 06:29 AM

Yet another for your nut-searching collection.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...r0171acopy.jpg

Astrocloud 04-03-2005 10:50 AM

I found a picture of one in it's natural enviroment:

http://www.redsquirrels.info/grey_trap.gif

paddyjoe 04-10-2005 05:40 AM

and yet another skwerl for yer cage:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...o0151acopy.jpg


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fly 04-10-2005 08:23 AM

oh yeah baby.............lick me like a lollipop!!!!!



:D

bernadette 04-10-2005 08:45 AM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/omgwtf_skwerl.jpg">

splck 04-10-2005 11:39 AM

hmmmm...i never knew
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/splck/bc_1_b.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/splck/55_1_b.jpg

uncle phil 04-10-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
and yet another skwerl for yer cage:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...o0151acopy.jpg


:lol: :lol: :lol:

pj, you are so...i don't know...you?

HAL3000 04-10-2005 06:28 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

paddyjoe 04-10-2005 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
pj, you are so...i don't know...you?

The one and only, my friend!

Fly 04-10-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
oh yeah baby.............lick me like a lollipop!!!!!



:D



or you could just eat me like an oreo cookie joe......... :D

Fly 04-10-2005 07:41 PM

...and it's my thread,......i can quote myself if i want.........

:thumbsup:

paddyjoe 04-11-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
...and it's my thread,......i can quote myself if i want.........

:thumbsup:

you might as well man. you're the only one that even reads your posts.

paddyjoe 04-12-2005 04:23 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...20161acopy.jpg

bernadette 04-12-2005 08:10 AM

<img src="http://www.roganjosh.co.uk/content/images/harmonica.gif">
he wants to join your band.
he'll bring a keg of coors light to jam night. :thumbsup:

uncle phil 04-12-2005 04:04 PM

when we saw that room full of drums, the first person i thought of was the "fly..."

Fly 04-12-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
<img src="http://www.roganjosh.co.uk/content/images/harmonica.gif">
he wants to join your band.
he'll bring a keg of coors light to jam night. :thumbsup:


as long as you show your sorry ass too bern,.......the bastard skwerl can jam with us.

oh and........ya' tryin' to egg on joe with the girl's light bit bern?


*damn it.........the crazy broad is at it again.......just fucking lovely*

Fly 04-12-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
when we saw that room full of drums, the first person i thought of was the "fly..."


i just wish i hadda been in that room guys..........


thanks joe........thanks phil.......



(lucky bastards)

bernadette 04-12-2005 09:42 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/sorry_ass.jpg">

Fly 04-13-2005 02:11 AM

:thumbsup: fuckin' eh bern........that's too cool.


*fly loves bern too eh*

:icare:

paddyjoe 04-13-2005 03:29 AM

smoke blowing only only when provoked (fact)








:lol:

paddyjoe 04-15-2005 05:04 PM

Louis Armstrong

That Lucky Old Sun

Up in the mornin’
Out on the job
Work like the devil for my pay
But that lucky old sun got nothin’ to do
But roll around heaven all day.
Fuss with my woman, toil for my kids
Sweat till I’m wrinkled and gray
While that lucky old sun got nothin’ to do
But roll around heaven all day
Dear lord above, can’t you know I’m pining, tears all in my eyes
Send down that cloud with a silver lining, lift me to paradise
Show me that river, take me across
Wash all my troubles away
Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do but rol around heaven all day
But roll around heaven all day
Send down that cloud with a silver lining, lift me to paradise
Show me that river, take me across
Wash all my troubles away
Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do
But roll around heaven all day




fine little blues tune man. blues for all the scumbag roofers.......... :D

Astrocloud 04-16-2005 07:10 AM

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/83500/83709nSur_w.jpg

bernadette 04-16-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
:thumbsup: fuckin' eh bern........that's too cool.


*fly loves bern too eh*

:icare:

:icare:

<small>should've worked on the type a bit more, but eh... it was late that night, so...</small>

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
smoke blowing only only when provoked (fact)
:lol:

doesn't take much to get ya blowing, eh smokey bear? ;):D

Astro, that squirrel on steroids is a hoot!
<small>but apparently Worth1000 doesn't allow hot linking...</small>

Astrocloud 04-21-2005 03:27 PM

<embed src="http://www.contrariantimes.com/mp3s/shellac.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

I'm in a very sensitive mood.

uncle phil 04-21-2005 04:29 PM

probably one of the more "sensitive" songs i've ever heard...

Astrocloud 04-22-2005 09:52 AM

Well fly is a sensitive guy -I figured he'd appreciate it.

paddyjoe 04-22-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
Well fly is a sensitive guy

hahahahahahaha

Fly 04-22-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
Well fly is a sensitive guy -I figured he'd appreciate it.

thanx Astro........great tune my friend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
hahahahahahaha


the fuck do you know buddy.....i'm pretty sensative man.


*piss off eh*.........*bastard*



gimme a kiss baby :D

splck 04-22-2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
Well fly is a sensitive guy

*walks away holding belly trying not to laugh*

Fly 04-23-2005 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splck
*walks away holding belly trying not to laugh*


i got something for you to hold pal..............


:D

paddyjoe 04-23-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
i got something for you to hold pal..............


Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
gimme a kiss baby :D

Nice to see you're finally coming out of the closet, my friend. Things should really become more comfortable for you now............ :thumbsup:

uncle phil 04-23-2005 04:09 PM

fly needs to come to rochester, if for nothing else, to see the HOG
...last weekend in july...

Astrocloud 04-24-2005 06:52 PM

http://www.vintageandrareguitars.com...s/p_1701_1.JPG

Here you go a 1954 Strat.

And take your picks of these state of the art Amps:

http://www.poupart.com/us/andy/amps/fivegibsons.jpg

Fly 04-24-2005 06:59 PM

fuckin' eh Astro.........can i have ALL the amps man?

Astrocloud 04-25-2005 04:42 PM

I thought you took them all because all that's left is a little red x

Fly 04-25-2005 06:10 PM

i see 'em fine..........fuckin' kill 'im.....fuckin' kill 'im.... kill 'im already kill 'im

Hanxter 04-26-2005 04:17 AM

It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother
stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew

Heads were turnin',
eyes were burnin'
Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

Fly 04-26-2005 06:46 PM

i figure this is in reference to my ass all over the joint?......:D

thanx Hanx......but i gotta say...it was bratwurst,not liverwurst :thumbsup:

04-28-2005 05:02 PM

Ya I got a little something for the flyman............


ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly 04-29-2005 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :::OshnSoul:::
Ya I got a little something for the flyman............


ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




well.............i'll take that then....
:D

Astrocloud 04-29-2005 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :::OshnSoul:::
Ya I got a little something for the flyman............


ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It looks like posting your butt gets you some positive reinforcement. Just please don't do it again.

paddyjoe 04-29-2005 02:50 PM

He hasta post those hairy globes AC. Who the fuck wants to look at that goofy head.

uncle phil 04-29-2005 04:50 PM

yeah, roofer's tan...

Fly 04-30-2005 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
He hasta post those hairy globes AC. Who the fuck wants to look at that goofy head.



comin' from baldy himself.......

:D

Astrocloud 04-30-2005 02:34 PM

I hate bald dudes. You tell em fly!

uncle phil 05-01-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
I hate bald dudes. You tell em fly!

hey, my wife's husband is bald...

Astrocloud 05-01-2005 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
hey, my wife's husband is bald...

So's my hand's um... girlfriend... :eek:

Fly 05-01-2005 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud
I hate bald dudes. You tell em fly!


fuck sakes Astro...i'm goin' bald dude.......



:D

Astrocloud 05-02-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
fuck sakes Astro...i'm goin' bald dude.......



:D


Who's this ugly mug?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...d/69b5ed2c.jpg

bernadette 05-05-2005 02:16 PM

dude, this is an evil post. check out the reply number. :eek:

anyway, http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/index.html

<img src="http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/9199514.jpg">

<img src="http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/8196321.gif">

Fly 05-05-2005 05:57 PM

ahahahhhahhahaha........the li'l fuckin' rodent has his own limo........


.....and the tv cameras too...........bastard skwerlz.......

bernadette 05-06-2005 11:48 AM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/baldies.jpg">

Astrocloud 05-07-2005 01:07 PM

Shh... Bern I think he's ignoring me.

Astrocloud 05-07-2005 01:10 PM

Here's a canadian version of Forbes magazine.

http://www.cannabisculture.ca/librar...orbes_Marc.jpg

Fly 05-07-2005 04:59 PM

oh look........they're talkin' about pot.........forshame,forshame............

splck 05-07-2005 07:33 PM

mmmm....pot

paddyjoe 05-15-2005 06:14 PM

Dr. Hook


Cover Of The Rolling Stone


(ah ha ha… I don’t believe it... … hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell ‘emwho we are…)

Well, we big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we’re lovedeverywhere we go.
(That sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousanddollars a show.
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills but thethrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll getcha when you get your picture on thecover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone – wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
(That’s a very good idea…)

I got a freaky old lady name a’ Cocaine Kitty who embroiders onmy jeans.
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
drivin’ my limousine.
Now it’s all designed to blow our minds
but our minds won’t really be blown
like the blow that’ll getcha when you get your picture on thecover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone- wanna see our pictures on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for our mothers-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

ROCK AND ROLL!
(Aw, that’s just beautiful)

We got a lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
who’s teachin’ us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy
so we never have to be alone.
And we keep getting’ richer but we can’t get our picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone- wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face on the cover of the RollingStone.

On the cover of the Rolling…
Wanna see my picture on the cover-
wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
wanna see my smilin’ face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

(Man, I can see it now… there we are… on the front, smilin’….)

Fly 05-15-2005 07:18 PM

awww that's just beautiful..........


thanx joe...i trip on that tune mega man.

bernadette 05-16-2005 09:43 PM

<img src="http://photos9.flickr.com/14242109_167ba59f89.jpg">
hey fly, your back yard... every night when you're fast asleep...
they're busy making you future skwerlz for generations to come.
plus, they steal your wobblies. you're really not drinking as much you thought, eh! ;)

Fly 05-17-2005 04:02 AM

bastard skwerl fornicaters.........go fuck in someone elses yard.

*devil spawn i tell you*

Charlatan 05-17-2005 04:55 AM

It is the the unholy skwerl... he wants your soul flyman (then he'll drink your pops)...

http://members.aol.com/holyyam/image...20squirrel.jpg

bernadette 05-18-2005 09:30 AM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/emu_boy.jpg">
^ how about another skwerl ?

*runs away before paddyjoe notices!*

paddyjoe 05-18-2005 12:02 PM

***sigh***

Astrocloud 05-21-2005 11:29 AM

http://www.njweedman.com/canadian_potflag.gif

<embed src="http://www.dashriprock.net/images/LGSSP2005.WMA" autostart="TRUE">

Not as good as the original but this is all I could find.

bernadette 05-21-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
***sigh***

oh PJ y'know, :icare:

Fly 05-22-2005 10:59 AM

*heads out to smoke some pot*

bernadette 05-22-2005 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
*heads out to smoke some pot*

whoa! we're all so stunned & shocked! ;)

no. really.

ok.

not so much.

:D

Fly 05-23-2005 07:06 AM

*heads to San Jose to light up with bern*

Astrocloud 05-25-2005 05:56 AM

Be sure to put flowers in your hair.

uncle phil 05-25-2005 01:20 PM

that's san francisco...

Astrocloud 05-25-2005 03:28 PM

It's san something.

bernadette 06-08-2005 01:39 PM

san(ta) claus or san(s) pants...



<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/rabbit_car.jpg">
fly, next thing ya know ol' thumper is gonna be asking you for his own set of wheel, eh?

Fly 06-08-2005 02:46 PM

ahahahhahaa.........my daughter has a barbie mobile just like that........maybe i'll throw it in his cage and see what happens........

uncle phil 06-12-2005 03:19 PM

Runnin' blue
The Doors

Poor Otis dead and gone,
Left me here to sing his song
Pretty little girl with the red dress on
Poor Otis dead and gone

Yeah, back down, turn around slowly
Try it again, remembering when
It was easy, try it again
Much to easy, rememberin' when

All right, look at my shoes,
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose,
Can't fight the runnin' blues

Well, I've got the runnin' blues
Runnin' away, back to L.A.
Got to find the dock of the bay
Maybe find it back in L.A.
Runnin' scared, Runnin' blue
Goin' so fast, What'll I do

Well, I've got the runnin' blues
Runnin' away, back to L.A.
Got to find the dock of the bay
Maybe find it back in L.A.

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues

Fly 06-12-2005 07:47 PM

right on phil........i dig the doors.......



i hear the golf game is on the up and up.

uncle phil 06-22-2005 05:18 PM

hey fly, here's one for your group to practice...


Lido Shuffle
Boz Scaggs
Lyrics and Chords


Lido missed the boat that day he left the shack
But that was all he missed and he ain't comin' back
A tombstone bar in a jukejoint car, he made a stop
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top
Next stop Chi town, Lido put the money down and let it roll

/ A - D - / E - D GC / 1st / E - D E7 / 1st /

He said one more job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One more for the road

/ E D / E D A E / C G /

{Refrain}
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's waitin' for the go
Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He said one more job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One more for the road

/ C - FEm DmC / G - / F CG / 1st / C Bb / / C Bb F - /

Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun, until he got the note
Sayin' toe the line or blow, and that was all she wrote
He be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline
Goin' for broke

Sayin' one more hit ought to do it
This joint ain't nothin' to it
One more for the road

{Refrain}

Fly 06-22-2005 08:00 PM

hell phil.......you even gave me the chord progresion


sweet.........

Nancy 07-08-2005 10:51 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...y/potshirt.jpg

:D

paddyjoe 07-08-2005 01:55 PM

Man o man....is she smokin, or what

Fly 07-08-2005 02:00 PM

fuckin' rights she is...................:thumbsup:


thanx Nancy,i love that shirt.


great freakin' smile too......... :icare:



*fly is touched*

Nancy 07-16-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Man o man....is she smokin, or what

In a fucking moment I am *rolls joint* :D

Nancy 07-16-2005 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
fuckin' rights she is...................:thumbsup:


thanx Nancy,i love that shirt.


great freakin' smile too......... :icare:



*fly is touched*

Hehe good :icare:

If you want, I could re-make the print in Illustrator thus making it possible for you to get your own tee with the wise words? :D

Fly 07-17-2005 07:22 AM

oh man that would be sweet Nancy..........if you could,please freakin' do.....



*smooch*


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