Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Fun Zone (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/)
-   -   A little something for the Flyman... (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/31741-little-something-flyman.html)

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 11:35 AM

How about fly pot pie, mr. buddy list.

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 11:43 AM

Or maybe you can get your next meal here:


http://img81.exs.cx/img81/3688/burgerquenn80dpi.jpg

splck 10-17-2004 12:18 PM

I'm taking flyman out for burgers...

http://tularecounty.com/humor/images.../McStriper.jpg

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 12:27 PM

Ok splck, but just remember where he has to sit.



http://img86.exs.cx/img86/7017/johns80dpi.jpg

Fly 10-17-2004 12:45 PM

the name is Dick.....not John.



.....and that's Richard to you joe....... :D







*heads off with splck to what seems to be the restaurant of choice*

Fly 10-17-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
How about fly pot pie, mr. buddy list.



at least it fuckin' ryhmes man......... :thumbsup:

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
the name is Dick.....

Yes, I see.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08.../dickhead3.jpg

bernadette 10-18-2004 02:40 PM

<h2>please allow me to introduce "Rocky"</h2>
this is <i><b>my</b></i> squirrel! well, at least she is <i>my favorite</i> squirrel in our backyard.
she's been around a long time, too. i know for certain since at least fall of 1998, because we had our first dog euthanized in february of 1999 & rocky was here well before then.
over the years i figured out that "rocky" is more of a "roxanne" (the appearance of the occasionally swollen nursing teats yknow), but since she comes when i call "rocky", the name remains the same.

without a single doubt, i know this squirrel distinctively not only by her short tail, but also because she showed up one morning about 3 yrs back with one eye put out. :(
her very keen good eye is in this pic:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/hasfurrychildren/rocky1.jpg">

her blind eye is shown in this pic:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/hasfurrychildren/rocky2.jpg">

she used to come inside my back porch door into my kitchen to retrieve nuts, but that routine ceased once we acquired the two young & not so small dogs.
so i have a clay dish, bolted on the tall back fence now to put the nuts, safely well out of the canines' access.

days to a couple weeks sometimes go by when i don't see rocky. sometimes i think she's trained her offsprings to fetch the nuts for the family. haha
anyway i am always happy to see her brave little face, because i know that one day i will never see her again.

before the new dogs, she & i almost touched a few times. almost. we both were a bit scared i guess. she did however take nuts from my hand a few times. she still allows me to get within a foot or two of her. she knows me as well as i know her. <3

bernadette 10-18-2004 02:42 PM

i just wanted to point out that you CAN have very nice sweet squirrels.

maybe if you'd quit tormenting yours, they'd quit tormenting thumper & you...

something to think about... eh? :icare:

Fly 10-18-2004 05:30 PM

jesus christ bern...........that was fucking beautiful.........i had tears welling up in my eyes.....


good to see she is a warrior........


i hope you know that all the bastard skwerl stuff is all in fun.


we enjoy them here every day........they do bug thumper ,but he's a pain in the ass himself,see.........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...mperandfoe.jpg

this is Jade......the neighbour cat........they play well together until thump loses it.......he starts thumpin' his feet on the ground and runs after her........she climbs the fence and is gone.........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...perandfoe2.jpg


shortly after this shot..........he freaked and Jade promptly vacated outta here.



you have any more skwerl pix bern?...........i'd like to see them. :thumbsup:

Fly 10-18-2004 05:31 PM

can you give Roxanne a nut or some seeds from me too............

thanx bern :icare:

Tophat665 10-18-2004 06:47 PM

I just ran across this looking for a picture of instant water (just add water) for the picture linkage thread, and I knew it belonged here:
<img src="http://www.chulaorchids.com/Hawaiian1.jpg">

bernadette 10-18-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
...
i hope you know that all the bastard skwerl stuff is all in fun.

you have any more skwerl pix bern?...........i'd like to see them. :thumbsup:

yes :) i know all your "bastard skwerl" stuff is all in fun.
in fact... i pretty much think you love those little bastards almost as much as i do.
but don't worry! i won't tell anyone. ;):D

and alas... this is the only "skwerl" pic i can find right now...
this is rocky 3.5 yrs ago, just shortly after her eye was put out.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/hasfurrychildren/rocky2k1.jpg">
her coat looked so much better back then.
actually her coat looked really patchy today, like some of the fur was growing back... i bet she's been defending her latest litter or sumthin'. what a gal, eh?

bernadette 10-18-2004 09:51 PM

and yeah. i'll give her special treat & tell her it's from the crazy mad hatter canuck, mister flyman. :)


ps. way to rule the yard, thumper!
<small>i miss my bunny wabbit...</small>

paddyjoe 10-19-2004 02:23 PM

Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers


If you see me walkin' down the line
with my fav'rite honky tonk in mind,
well, I'll be here around suppertime
with my can of dinner and a bunch of fine.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Uh-huh-huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

The crowd gets loud when the band gets right,
steel guitar cryin' through the night.
Yeah, try'n to cover up the corner fight
but ev'rything's cool 'cause they's just tight.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?
Ah, play it boy.

The joint was jumpin' like a cat on hot tin.
Lord, I thought the floor was gonna give in.
Soundin' a lot like a House Congressional
'cause we're experimental and professional.

Beer drinkers, hell raisers, yeah.
Well, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

paddyjoe 10-19-2004 03:00 PM

nice pic I took earlier this year. thought you might like!



http://img18.exs.cx/img18/7681/finge...ur14980dpi.jpg

bernadette 10-19-2004 07:03 PM

<img src="http://www.xasa.com/postales/especiales/otono/nuts.gif">

;)

Fly 10-19-2004 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
I just ran across this looking for a picture of instant water (just add water) for the picture linkage thread, and I knew it belonged here:
<img src="http://www.chulaorchids.com/Hawaiian1.jpg">


thanx man........maybe i'll use this for next years harvest. :thumbsup:

Fly 10-19-2004 07:47 PM

joe..........sweet shot man........where is that?




.........and bern......i'd have to say that you are the one who's nuts. :D

ngdawg 10-19-2004 07:53 PM

let's see who gets the weed first:
http://marijuanagirls.com/weedgirlsh...-girl-lg20.jpg

Fly 10-19-2004 08:03 PM

seeing as how it's only a leaf and not a bud.........i'm divein' in on the breasts......


thanx ng........

jwoody 10-22-2004 05:18 AM

I dedicate this next toke to the beautiful people of beautiful British Columbia.

http://tinypic.com/dtjl0

They may yield bigger buds than us but I assure you the crystal content is utterly comparable.

Fly 10-22-2004 05:48 AM

right back at ya' buddy.......... :thumbsup:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...an/nicebud.jpg

splck 10-24-2004 02:58 PM

ahem....

7 to 9


....that's all..

bernadette 10-24-2004 04:30 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/effing_skwerls.jpg">

paddyjoe 10-25-2004 04:26 AM

Nice one bernie!


And here goes another one escaping with flyman's nuts.




http://img56.exs.cx/img56/6157/Fallfoliage15680dpi.jpg

Fly 10-25-2004 09:53 AM

man.....if that skwerl had my nuts.......he'd never go back to women.


bern..........great cover....i'll present it to the boys and see what they say.


maybe buddy could write a song about the fuckin' bastard skwerlz.

bernadette 10-27-2004 10:36 PM

OMG a little thumper!!!
<img src="http://vinaasha.antiuser.org/Bunny-Davis1.jpg">

bernadette 10-27-2004 10:38 PM

ps. the boyz definitely should write a song about the "fuckin' bastard skwerlz".

yes.

Fly 10-28-2004 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette
ps. the boyz definitely should write a song about the "fuckin' bastard skwerlz".

yes.



i'll tell the singer about my little bastard skwerrl problem........maybe he could wrap some lyrics around one of our tunes just for a laugh. :thumbsup:


we ain't jammin for a couple weeks though bern.....so you gotta be patient eh.

paddyjoe 10-29-2004 03:46 AM

He's keepin an eye out for you, fly. Wants to get at those nuts again.



http://img99.exs.cx/img99/3096/FallF...90new80dpi.jpg

Fly 10-29-2004 04:49 AM

are you taking those pix joe...........that in your yard?

paddyjoe 10-29-2004 11:38 AM

Yeah, I'm takin em, but at one of the parks.

Fly 10-29-2004 03:28 PM

sweet dude........love seeing your stuff.........


it's fun shootin' the skwerlz eh?

*with a camera that is*

bernadette 10-29-2004 05:09 PM

with a camera... yes.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/hasfurrychildren/rocky_avocado.jpg">

i was out of nuts this day, so i gave my furry friends half an avocado.
ms. rocky took several nibbles & was seeming to enjoy it, but i think in the end the oiliness of the fruit freaked her out. she took off down the fence wiping & shaking her little paws.
i went out & bought more peanuts, yes.

Fly 10-29-2004 08:14 PM

shit bern......i had an awesome encounter today with the squirells..........but my damn batteries were dead.........the shots i coulda had.............



bastards just don't wanna cooperate i guess.


*fuckin' skwerlz*

paddyjoe 11-01-2004 04:51 AM

Hey man, you know this guy?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08.../guinness4.jpg

Fly 11-01-2004 06:09 AM

hell yeah.........bern sent me this version...... :thumbsup:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...473d16df7a.gif

Fly 11-01-2004 06:14 AM

i thought that was you joe.....drinkin' a guinny and all.


you by chance have relatives out here in BC?


*prolly told them all to piss me off didn't you?*



(skwerly joe)

bernadette 11-01-2004 07:51 AM

LMAO just love that guzzling skwerl! what a guy!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/gumby.jpg">

uncle phil 11-01-2004 01:45 PM

heard this on the way back from florida and thought of you, fly...(don't know why...)


Whip It
Devo

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good

paddyjoe 11-01-2004 03:45 PM

fly's new business venture

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...RCH-2002-B.jpg

Fly 11-01-2004 04:16 PM

yup.....i can be an ass at times........


hey joe!!!!!!

....you want some?

paddyjoe 11-02-2004 04:50 AM

Creedence Clearwater Revival


Bad Moon Rising

I see the bad moon a-risin'.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.

Don't go around tonight.
Well, it's bound to take your life.
There's a bad moon on the rise.

I hear hurricanes a-blowin'.
I know the end is comin' soon.
I feel rivers overflowin'.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

Don't go around tonight.
Well, it's bound to take your life.
There's a bad moon on the rise.
Alright.

Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

Well, don't go around tonight.
Well, it's bound to take your life.
There's a bad moon on the rise.

Don't come around tonight.
Well, it's bound to take your life.
There's a bad moon on the rise

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...s_asssmall.jpg

:lol:

uncle phil 11-02-2004 04:53 PM

looks like a moon under parador...

Fly 11-02-2004 05:58 PM

best ass on the net my friends......... :D

Fly 11-02-2004 05:59 PM

well.....'cept for ono in her cherry panties i guess.

bernadette 11-02-2004 06:05 PM

looks like fly's got just the right amount of junk in the (hairy) trunk.

uncle phil 11-03-2004 05:06 PM

September Grass
James Taylor

Well, the sun’s not so hot in the sky today
And you know I can see summertime slipping on away
A few more geese are gone, a few more leaves turning red
But the grass is as soft as a feather in a featherbed
So I’ll be king and you’ll be queen
Our kingdom’s gonna be this little patch of green

Won’t you lie down here right now
In this september grass
Won’t you lie down with me now
September grass

Oh the memory is like the sweetest pain
Yeah, I kissed the girl at a football game
I can still smell the sweat and the grass stains
We walked home together. I was never the same.

But that was a long time ago
And where is she now? I don’t know

Won’t you lie down here right now
In this september grass
Won’t you lie down with me now
September grass

Oh, september grass is the sweetest kind
It goes down easy like apple wine
Hope you don’t mind if I pour you some
Made that much sweeter by the winter to come

Do you see those ants dancing on a blade of grass?
Do you know what I know? that’s you and me, baby
We’re so small and the world’s so vast
We found each other down in the grass

Won’t you lie down with me right here
September grass
Won’t you lie down with me now
In this september grass

Lie down
Lie down
Lie down
Lie down

(repeat)

Won’t you lie down here right now
In this september grass
Won’t you lie down here now
In this september grass

Fly 11-03-2004 06:19 PM

hhmmm......there was a grass reference there right?


........hey bern....blame joe......he keeps postin' my ass........


...cuz i think he likes it. :D

paddyjoe 11-03-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
hhmmm......there was a grass reference there right?


Sweet Leaf

Alright Now!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me (watching/wanting) you and your kind. Oh yeah

I love you. Oh, you know it.

My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is (clear / hemp)
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah

Come on now - try it out!

Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby

Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love ya sweet leaf, oh

paddyjoe 11-03-2004 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
........hey bern....blame joe......he keeps postin' my ass........


...cuz i think he likes it. :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...joe/youtry.jpg

uncle phil 11-04-2004 05:31 PM

man, now i gotta start searching for gay ass grass beer skwerl songs? google is gonna ban me...

Fly 11-04-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Sweet Leaf

Alright Now!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me (watching/wanting) you and your kind. Oh yeah

I love you. Oh, you know it.

My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is (clear / hemp)
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah

Come on now - try it out!

Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby

Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love ya sweet leaf, oh





hey joe...........we did a quick version of war pigs the other night.........if you wanna check it out........let me know...i'll send it to ya'......mp3 too eh,,,nice and quick. :thumbsup:


........sabbath rules man..........

paddyjoe 11-05-2004 04:40 AM

Bring it on, home-boy

Tophat665 11-05-2004 08:49 AM

True story,
The head dude's admin assisant strolls into my bay and says to the woman two desks down, "Where's Mary Jane?"

I say to the fellow sitting next to me, in my best Joe Walsh cum Horse Badorties voice, "Man, if I had a dime for every time I heard someone ask that, man, no one would ever have to ask that, man."

uncle phil 11-05-2004 01:27 PM

Good Bye Squirrel
Judd Cledus T


"be vewwy quiet were hunting sumpting"
Me and harold mufort where out doors men,
Set in our back-woods ways.
Both members of the huntin' club, both active in the N.R.A.
"national redneck Association"
We scoutted alocation where we had no doubt,
We'd kill the biggest buck in the world
"Bee bahh berl"
"Bout 34 pointer"
Harrold waited in his tree stand
But all he seen was a squirel
'bebebe bebebe bebe be"
Dang neer two weeks since the season started
and neiter one of us was amused
"Ha Ha Haaaaa"
We had on real trick camo
High powered ammo but no big game to shoot
Then we finnaly saw a deer as big as a horse
Harold had it in his cross hairs
"Shoot it"
But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us
and landed in Harolds Hair!
"Hey what is that thing,get it out THING!"
Harold fell of the stand
on his head he landed
like a whimp he liad there crying
"Boo Hoo Wee"
'Till I climbed on down picked him up off the ground,
And it didn't take us long to decide. . .
THAT SQUIRREL HAD TO DIE

(CHORUS)
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!"
Good Bye Squirrel,
With Black-eyed peas
"Mmm Mmm Good"
Your gonna taste good to me,
Squirrel.
It's sure late,
C'mon outta that tree,
Squirrel.
Hey, guess what,
You've eaten your last nut,
Squirrel.

Me and Harold went down to the surplus store,
Bought a keg of dynamite.
Two baseball bats and a case of M-80's,
We were in for one heck of a fight.
"We'll show you!"
When your huntin' with dumb and dumber,
Somethin's surely bound to go wrong,
"Now be careful"
and when Harrold lit that real short fuse,
I knew it wouldn't be long.
When the dynamite BLEW!
Harrold stood dead TOO!
And fingers began to fly
"fly"
We were bairly alive when the Game Warden 'rived,
And much to our surprise,
That squirrel didn't die!
"GOSH!"

good bye squirrel

Just one more shot,
You'll be in my Crock Pot,
Squirrel.
You'll make a lunch,
You overgrown chipmunk,
Squirrel.
i'll skin ya hide
an make a half somethin somethin....

paddyjoe 11-05-2004 03:31 PM

hahahaha......ol' Judd best not take to long. Me an Fremen are waitin for dinner.

Fly 11-07-2004 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
hahahaha......ol' Judd best not take to long. Me an Fremen are waitin for dinner.




you guys are all talk.........you wouldn't eat a fuckin skwerl.

paddyjoe 11-07-2004 04:15 PM

Oh yeah!!! I could eat this fucker..... :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08.../Squirrels.gif

uncle phil 11-07-2004 04:29 PM

tastes like chicken...flies like one, too...

Fly 11-08-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Oh yeah!!! I could eat this fucker..... :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08.../Squirrels.gif



oh yeah!!!!

come out to the best coast and deal with these bastard skwerlz here.............they'll end up throwin' You on the barbi............ :hmm:

paddyjoe 11-08-2004 07:30 PM

fuck

that's all i got to say

Fly 11-08-2004 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
fuck

that's all i got to say



they're privy to guinness joe...........maybe you could entice them.... :D



see ya' soon eh.

uncle phil 11-09-2004 12:31 PM

Mississippi Squirrel
Ray Stevens

Well, a strange thing happened the other night
You won't believe it, but I swear it's true
Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo
& under cover of darkness he made his way
To the middle of the municipal park
& he hid in the bushes & waited for somebody to come
Walkin' along by hi'self in the dark
Then along come somebody not suspectin' nothin'
Harry jump out of the bushes all of a sudden
Beat on his chest (sound effect of this action)
Jump up & down & he say:
Wooo-hoo-hee-hee-hoo-hoo...
Which is Harry-Ape talk for "Boo, I betcha I scared you, ha ha!"

Waaa! Scared that poor cat so bad his eyes bugged out, his hair turned white!
He ran off through the municipal park, screamin', hollerin', diggin' up the lawn,
tearin' up the shrub & knock down the "Keep off the grass" sign, run through the
hurricane fence, fell into the municipal park swimming pool & drowned hi'self! Woo
hoo!

Well, Harry thought this was the funniest thing that he had ever seen
& he laughed "Ha ha," jumped back in the bushes & got ready to do it again
The next guy to come along was the near-sighted local DJ
Just boppin' down the sidewalk on his way to work with a box of records on his arm
that he was gonna play
So here he come, not suspectin' nothin'
Harry jump out of the bushes all of a sudden
Beat on his chest (sound effect of this action)
Jump up & down & he say:
Wooo-hoo-hee-hee-hoo-hoo...
Which is Harry-Ape talk for "Smile, you're on candid camera!"

Man, that DJ was so near-sighted he thought Harry was a rock 'n' roll singer!
So he gave him the old glad hand, smiled, slapped him on the back, sayin',
"Don't worry, baby, I'm gonna play the record 'cause you're too cool, too cool, too
cool!" & he said bye, bopped on off down the sidewalk; every 4 or 5 steps he'd stop &
turn around,
doin' a little boogaloo-shing-a-ling!
Well, this really shook Harry up, I mean it blew his whole bit, you know, ruined his
whole day So he run back to his cage as fast as he can go, jump up on his little swing,
put both hands
over his eyes & didn't look for 3 hours & 45 minutes. But that's not the end of the
story
Here's what happened:

The DJ played Harry's record (What record?) Shut up!
It was a hit and he became a star
Got him some tight britches, got him a manager
Went on a promotion tour, combed his hair back & took up playin' the guitar
& every Sunday afternoon you can go see Harry at the zoo
& the girls will scream & he'll sit on his swing & pick & sing his hit record for you

(backing vocals over ape noises):
(Shoo-be-doo-wa-shoo-be-doo wa, shoo-be-doo wa-shoo-be-doo wa
(Shoo-be-doo-wa-shoo-be-doo wa, shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wah)

splck 11-09-2004 02:33 PM

still feeling randy flyman?

http://www.countrystars.com/artists/media/rtravis.jpg

Fly 11-09-2004 08:55 PM

nope splck..........but if i could........i'd be feelin'........

http://www.shania-spotlight.com/gall...shania_048.jpg

uncle phil 11-10-2004 01:09 PM

Mississippi Squirrel Revival
Ray Stevens

Verse 1

Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
every summer,
down to Mississippi.
To visit my granny in her ante bellum world.
I'd run barefooted all day long,
climbing trees free as a song.
One day I happened catch myself a squirrel.
I stuffed him down in an old shoebox,
punched a couple holes in the top and when Sunday came,
I snuck him in the church.
I was sittin way back in the very last pew
showin him to my good buddy Hugh,
when that squirrel got loose
and went totally berserk!

Well what happened next is hard to tell.
Some thought it was Heaven others thought it was Hell.
But the fact that something was among us
was plain to see.
As the choir sang "I Surrender All"
the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said,
"Somethin's got a hold on me!"
YEOW!

Chorus

The day the squirrel went berserk,
In the First Self-Righteous Church
in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula.
It was a fight for survival,
that broke out in revival.
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!

Verse 2

Well Harv hit the aisles dancin and screamin
some thought he had religion
others thought he had a demon
Harv thought he had a weed eater loose
in his fruit of the looms.
He fell to his knees to plead and beg,
and that squirrel ran out of his britchy leg,
unobserved to the other side of the room.

All the way down to the Amen pew
where sat Sister Bertha "Better than you"
Who had been watching all the commotion
with safistic glee.
Shoot, you should've seen the look in her eyes
when that squirrel jumped her garders and crossed her thighs.
she jumped to her feet and said,
"Lord have mercy on me!"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress,
she began to cry and then to confess
to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame.

She told of gossip and church dissention,
but the thing that got the most attention
is when she talked about her love life
then she started naming names!

Chorus

The day the squirrel went berserk.
In the First Self-Righteous Church
in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula.
It was a fight for survival,
that broke out in revival.
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!

Verse 3

Well seven deacons and then the pastor got saved
and 25,000 dollars got raised.
And 50 volunteered for missions in the Congo
on the spot.
and even without an invitaion
there were at least 500 rededications.
And we all got rebaptised whether we needed it or not.

Well you've heard the Bible stories I guess
of how He parted the waters for Moses to pass.
All th miracles God has brought to this ol' world.
But the one I'll remember to my dyin day
is how he put that church back on the narrow way
with a half crazed Mississippi Squirrel

The day the squirrel went berserk.
In the First Self-Righteous Church
Of that sleepy little town of Pascagoula.
It was a fight for survival,
that broke out in revival.
They were jumpin pews and shouting Halelujah!

uncle phil 11-11-2004 04:59 PM

Squirrel
Anthony Phillips

I saw a squirrel lying in a ditch beneath a great elm tree
Grey and weak
His tiny eyes revealed the secret of this vigil strange and free
Hour after hour he pursued
Weaker and weaker you grew
Squirrel, friend
I see you lying and there's nothing I can do to bring you back
Grey and weak
Your tiny eyes don't understand the strangeness of this pain you feel
All through the night you will lie
Each moment death's hour draws nigh
Silently
Your hooded brothers lay you down to sleep forever into time
Peace, at last
Has come upon you as a Mother's fading whispers to her child
Hour after hour I pursued
Though you are gone I will still remember you

Fly 11-11-2004 05:56 PM

damn phil..........that was fuckin'.......hmmm....i don"t know......almost not right.

gotta look at my bastard skwerlz in a different light now i guess.


*wonders if he can actually get along with the bastard skwerlz?*

uncle phil 11-11-2004 06:24 PM

they're like miniature pets, aren't they?

paddyjoe 11-11-2004 07:28 PM

I see your little buddy here even knows where you hide your stash.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/cad.jpg

splck 11-11-2004 07:45 PM

saw this little guy today and thought of you
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...k/pdvd_012.jpg

Fly 11-11-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
they're like miniature pets, aren't they?


you knoe phil.........as much as i'm pissed at these guys.......they are little pets in a sense. :D

Fly 11-11-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
I see your little buddy here even knows where you hide your stash.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/cad.jpg




yeah that bastard ripped me off for a pound of good stuff.

Fly 11-11-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splck
saw this little guy today and thought of you
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...k/pdvd_012.jpg




thanx man.......gotta love the little bastards eh? :thumbsup:

uncle phil 11-12-2004 01:30 PM

okay, enough of this skwerl shit...we've got to form a posse and go after those guys that keep terrorizing fly and stealin' his stuff...pj, splck, you guys with me?

paddyjoe 11-13-2004 05:34 AM

I'm in uncle phil, although I still believe fly IS the head skwerl.

paddyjoe 11-14-2004 11:32 AM

Rock & Roll Soul

Grand Funk Railroad

We're having a party, yeah, yeah, everybody's invited,
The new generation along with the old.
If you could get with it just a little more, it don't take much tryin',
You'll find out if you've got some rock & roll soul, baby.

Ain't everybody in the world. So when you know what you got, let everybody know,
You got some rock & roll soul.
So when you know what you got, let everybody know,
You got some rock & roll soul.

I know it when I'm feelin' groovy,
It's kind of funky like an old-time movie.
I can feel it and it's really something,
It's really something when my heart starts pumpin', yeah.

Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.
Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.

Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.
Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.
Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.
Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.
Tell everybody you know, you got some rock 'n roll soul.

uncle phil 11-14-2004 12:02 PM

i could see the fly rockin' with us at the house of guitars...

uncle phil 11-16-2004 12:57 PM

The Squirrel

Little brown head
In the big oak tree,
What are you hiding Away from me?
I can see!
I can see!
Ah, but your secret is safe with me!

Fly 11-16-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
i could see the fly rockin' with us at the house of guitars...



...man..........you guys gotta take pix for me eh.......i'd love to see what that place looks like.

uncle phil 11-17-2004 05:14 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/hog1.jpg">

Fly 11-17-2004 06:13 PM

hell phil...........i meant w/ you guys in it........sheeesh....... :rolleyes:


i know joe will grab some shots of you guys............


i hope it goes over well :thumbsup:

uncle phil 11-18-2004 01:40 PM

The Boys Are Back in Town
Thin Lizzy

Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got
Man when I tell you she was cool, she was red hot
I mean she was steaming

And that time over at Johnny's place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
I said
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
And if the boys want to fight, you'd better let them

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till summer comes
Now that the boys are here again

The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
Spread the word around
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boy's are back, the boys are back

The boy's are back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's
The boy's are back in town again

paddyjoe 11-18-2004 07:02 PM

hehehehe....let's rock!

uncle phil 11-19-2004 12:41 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/rock-cd.jpg">

uncle phil 11-22-2004 01:57 PM

For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)
AC/DC

We roll tonight [We're on tonight]
To the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We rock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's alight with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Yes we do
For those about to rock, we salute you

Oooh, salute!
Oooh, ooooh yeah

We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those about to rock - fire
We salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Those about to rock - fire
We salute you
Fire
We salute you
We salute you
Come on, whooa
For those about to rock, we salute you (x4)

Shoot, shoot (x2)

For those of you, for those who ????
Yeah
(Ain't gonna get tired, won't take a break, we salute you.)

We salute you (x3)

Fire

paddyjoe 11-23-2004 03:29 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/flies.gif

uncle phil 11-23-2004 05:18 PM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/superfly.jpg">

paddyjoe 11-23-2004 06:57 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/roaches.gif


WTF?!?!

Fly 11-24-2004 05:35 AM

hey joe..........around here us flies eat the frogs eh.

phil..........you da' man......super fly works for me baby.

those roaches ain't smokin' though joe.

paddyjoe 11-24-2004 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
hey joe..........around here us flies eat the frogs eh.

Deep fried, baby!

uncle phil 11-25-2004 02:33 PM

I Believe I Can Fly
William Hung

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[1] - I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothign to it

[Repeat 1]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye

uncle phil 11-29-2004 12:50 PM

hey, we haven't heard any LZ in a while...


Thank You
Led Zeppelin

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.

Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by.
My love is strong, with you there is no wrong,
together we shall go until we die. My, my, my.
An inspiration is what you are to me, inspiration, look... see.

And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one.
Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad.
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

paddyjoe 11-29-2004 03:44 PM

You're right as usual uncle phil. Any time is the right time for some Zep.


Friends
(Page/Plant)

Bright light almost blinding, black night still there shining,
I can't stop, keep on climbing, looking for what I knew.

Had a friend, she once told me, "You got love, you ain't lonely,"
Now she's gone and left me only looking for what I knew.

Mmm, I'm telling you now, The greatest thing you ever can do now,
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue now, It's very easy just...

Met a man on the roadside crying, without a friend, there's no denying,
You're incomplete, they'll be no finding looking for what you knew.

So anytime somebody needs you, don't let them down, although it grieves you,
Some day you'll need someone like they do, looking for what you knew.

Mmm, I'm telling you now, The greatest thing you ever can do now,
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue now, It's very easy just...

splck 11-29-2004 05:28 PM

bud for a bud
http://www.secretsofahomegrower.com/BigBud1.jpg

uncle phil 11-30-2004 12:55 PM

the evil "skwerl" could take lessons from this bird...

Rooster
Alice in Chains

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah (2x)
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die

Walkin' tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh god please won't you help me make it through

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no ya know he ain't gonna die

Fly 11-30-2004 07:41 PM

splck............that one of yours dude?..........if so.....i wanna try it.


phil........it's too bad that the lead singer of Alice had to be a poker and OD.........great freakin' band......saw them once down in bellingham,of all places......


totally love that song.

hell phil.........damn near every tune you've thrown in this thread has had some meaning or another w/ me........ :thumbsup:

uncle phil 12-01-2004 01:29 PM

a maniac found this one, just passing it on...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=tnabeer.avi

if that doesn't work, try this link...

http://www.fugly.com/media/download....ing=&per_page=


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:40 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360