Momma told me not to come

nice song, phil. was that the guess who?



:lol:

i guess...

you wouldn't know good fuckin' tunage if it slapped you in that ugly mug of yours.....



although.......(you bastard).......i do use you as a critic at times,and do appreciate it.



damn.............now i have to take back that mug comment.



...........or not.



:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1209382109

good one dude.........got me laughin'.

oh man! that photo is great, joe.

neat stuff :lol:

(ssshh...fly's gettin' a s'prise...)

lovely..........now i have to wait patiently........for what though phil?


and why?

(ssshh...it's in the mail...)

kay then.............i'll keep it down.



*you da man phil*

To help out Ring...

thanks Redlemon....i tried earlier this morning to no avail.

and thanks to you too ring.........good freakin' tune.

nice uppity,kickass tune...........

http://video.google.com/videosearch?...-revision&cd=1

This one showed up on my iPod while on random yesterday, here ya' go, Fly... the great Shel Silverstein:

Whoa..I'm glad you liked the Patti Smith tune Fly.
But there musta been 'sunspots' or something that day.
I posted the embedded version over in Members,
don't recall doin' it here though.
I guess I must have a few spots in my brain as well.

Hey I met Rod Stewart a couple of times on the beach.
He had his dogs running.
Rod Stewart wasn't really sexy in my eyes at first glance, but I was quite young...23..1982
but he seemed really nice and genuine friendly like.

It always reminds me to give peoples that second and third and fourth
glance.

Oh by the way...I really like the music you create.

Fly..rocks.

oh yes..thanks Redlemon for fixing the video!

you're too kind ring..........thank you.



*smooooooch*

Hmmm....uncle phil trying to tell you sumthin there, fly-boy

SWEET!

well look who "Larry" dragged in..........


how you been joe?


you get that last tune i sent you.........you bastard?



oh yeah.......i almost forgot.



















..............eat me.



:D

thanks a fuckin' lot Astro........





*bastard*

No comment on the Shel song, Fly? I thought it was interesting how it predated the Afroman song.

aww hell...........sorry Redlemon.


i must've got stoned and missed it.


:D

gotta like Shel and Dr. Hook............thanks man.

The great White Buffalo

damn...the vid is toast Astro.........

terrible ted?

The great white buffalo... cause I think you like buffalo wings.

well shit.............i do like buffalo wings.

Anchor bar in Buffalo. The original.

If you ever decide to visit us civilized folks back east, i'll take you for a real order of wings!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1211723668




Hey Astro....nice to see you man!




no curs lite tho, dick.....:no:

frank and theresa's...what a great place...been there many times...

Hmmm....sounds like a tfp get together may be in order.

Please send my wings via FedEx... Thanks.

if fly ever comes back east, i will be there...

fuckin' eh brother......heading to the cabin next wekend...woooooohoooooooo.

In that case

Look someone who's drunk and stoned on a stage somewhere:

thanks for the tunes and vids guys........

hey Astroglid..........damn sorry.........Astrocloud,no sound outta your last 2 vids man.

wtf?


you did that just to fuck w/ me right?



bastard.



*edit*...........well shit..........they now work.........go figure.


you're still a bastard though.............:D




BEER GOOD!!!!

lovely phil..........now i have to have a beer and clamato.






:D

here ya go again...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...andclamato.jpg

you tried one of those yet phil?

i like to mix my own eh,that way i get the proper beer to clam ratio goin' on.

ya know, i like steamed or fried clams, i used to drink a LOT of beer back in the day, and i'm not averse to a sip or two of tomato juice on occassion; however, the thought of the three together doesn't really trip my trigger, know what i mean?

just had my own little B & C with lunch earlier...

well.........i guess it is an acquired taste ............

Stones huh?

damn, i love that song, and haven't heard it for years...

i'm sure he meant ................


Stoned huh?

fuckin' eh baby..........life has been good.



and it keeps getting better...............:thumbsup:




never stop learnin' man..........lots to see.:eek:

Cause dope will get you everytime

dope is for dopes.........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1213744609



Teenage had a race for the night time
Spent my cash on every high I could find
Wasted time in every school in L.A.
Getting loose, I didn't care what the kids say

We're white punks on dope
Mom & Dad moved to Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

Other dudes are living in the ghetto
But born in Pacific Heights don't seem much betto

We're white punks on dope
Mom & Dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
I can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

I go crazy 'cause my folks are so fucking rich
Have to score when I get that rich white punk itch
Sounds real classy, living in a chateau
So lonely, all the other kids will never know

We're white punks on dope
Mom & Dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

White punks on dope

Phoenix band

http://www.nfb.ca/web428x321/Films/27793/27793_1.jpg

Twas early in the spring when I decide to go
For to work up in the woods in North On-tar-i-o
The unemployment office said they'd send me through
To the Little Abi-tibi with the survey crew

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly, no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-picking my bones
In North On-tar-i-o-i-o, in North On-tar-i-o

Now the man, black Toby was the captain of the crew
And he said, "I'm gonna tell you boys what we're gonna do
They want to build a power dam and we must find a way
For to make the Little Ab flow around the other way"

So we survey to the east and we survey to the west
And we couldn't make our minds up how to do it best
Little Ab, Little Ab, what shall I do
For I'm all but goin' crazy on the survey crew

It was black fly, black fly everywhere
A-crawlin' in your whiskers, a-crawlin' in your hair
A-swimmin' in the soup, and a'swimmin in the tea
Oh the devil take the black fly and let me be

Black Toby fell to swearin' 'cause the work went slow
And the state of our morale was gettin' pretty low
And the flies swarmed heavy, it was hard to catch a breath
As you staggered up and down the trail talkin' to yourself

Now the bull cook's name was Blind River Joe
If it hadn't been for him we'd have never pulled through
For he bound up our bruises, and he kidded us for fun
And he lathered us with bacon grease and balsam gum

At last the job was over, Black Toby said, We're through
With the Little Abitibi and the survey crew'
Twas a wonderful experience and this I know
I'll never go again to North Ontar-i-o

thanks Astro........cool little ditty

If you listen to the lyrics -you'll understand that you have been pestering him.

yeah...flies, skwerls, they're all pesky little things...

In the video you posted, Joe changed some of the lyrics here are some changes:

i know...i posted those lyrics in september, '04, but i loved the hardhat video...

no need to bring up the past boys.........let's just move along.........





:D

We were so fighting about something which we both love. I am still pissed. I don't know if I can move along.

you need a hug Astro?

hugs not drugs.

I have some vicodin left over from '04.

synthetic........?:no:


i'll stick with the pot..........:thumbsup:

I've been listening to this song lately. Maybe you'll like it.

cool tune Astro........the vid is a bit bent but,good tune none the less.

i need your email dude,or i can't send you those songs......

Oh well here is a song by a band that you can't buy on this side of the pond. The animation is by a well known dutch animator:

I posted this on fark a while back.
The animation is awesome

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...hTakesAHit.jpg

Here flyman, have a hit.

in your post 1278,that the kind of animation you're doing Astro?


and that's a cool tune too




...........and thanks for the bud:thumbsup:

In my dreams, although I have all the tools necessary to do that (Full on production premium adobe!)

hey, wake up buddy...

you know phil.........normally i'd be all over not being at work but,we got rained out yesterday....got home early,and ended up in a car accident........smashed the front end of my truck all to hell............now had i been at work......i'd still have a truck to drive.



fuck!!!!!!!!!

hope you're alright...no broken bones or skin?

no injuries to either party........stopped at a light.......slow impact,with big damage.......



thanks bud.

thank you kindly my friend............

http://video.google.com/videosearch?...revision&cd=2#

you're beautiful phil......good tunage on a nice summer day.


thanks eh....

just thought id drop in with some tunes.

this would be the place for major tunage, payin' our respects to the fly...

bring the music boys.........love it.

The music has been brought.

benny bell shaving cream - Google Video

good stuff fellas......thank you.

damn fine tune phil.........good score

thanks phil man.........too bad i don't drink the whiskey anymore.......


actually,it's probably a good thing i don't.


:D

The Big Rock Candy Mountains

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
...
I'll see you all this comin' Fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

BONUS Disturbing lyrics left out of the commercial version written by Mac McClintock

One summer day in the month of May
A jocker he came hiking.
He came to a tree and "Ah," says he,
"This is just to my liking."
In the very same month on the very same day
A Hoosier boy came hiking.
Said the bum to the son, "Oh will you come
To the Big Rock Candy Mountains?"

REFRAIN:
I'll show you the bees in the cigarette trees,
And the soda water fountain
And the lemonade springs where the blue bird sings.
in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

So they started away on the very same day,
The bum and the kid together,
To romp and to rove in the cigarette grove
in the land of the sunny weather.
They danced and they hiked for many a day,
The mile posts they were counting;
But they never arrived at the lemonade tide
Or the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

The punk rolled up his big blue eyes
And said to the jocker, "Sandy,
I've hiked and hiked and wandered too,
But I ain't seen any candy.
I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
I'll be God damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

This video was just "necessary"