to Giant Hamburger: I bring news of a massacre!

[hawkeye]

http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/white-castle.html

It can get kinda slow during Dead Week, the days between the end of school and the start of Reunions. (Hence the name.) Among the Band's activities is the Annual White Castle® Meat Product Tolerance Competition. After rehearsal one night, we head up Route 1 to White Castle in the hopes of setting new individual and team records for hamburger comsumption.

The rules of the marathon are pretty simple. You score a point for each White Castle hamburger you eat, so you keep eating until you can't anymore. Then you eat some more. You stop when you've had enough.

The reigning Kings of the White Castle are David R. Turner '02 and Erik Williamson '05 with their top scores of 32 points each. David earned his title in 1999 with a stunning upset of Chris "King for Life" Neidre '96. Erik took a share of the crown by tying David's record during the 2002 competition.

The team record is an artery-hardening 454 15/16 points, set by the 2003 team. They became the "Defenders of the Crown" by vanquishing the 2002 team.

[Giant Hamburger]

Hail Concerned Citizen!

Your information is certainly appreciated but this is perfectly normal behavior. The herd must be culled less we grow fat and weak. Those hamburgers deserved their fate. It is the natural cycle of life and rash indeed is he who would disturb it.

There is a hamburger out there for you Hawkeye.

Go to her, she’s waiting.
-GH

[arcane]

man...i wish there was a white castle here

i hate utah

[Latch]

Oh the humanity! Won't someone please think of the children!

[Midlandmadman]

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Concerned Citizen!

Your information is certainly appreciated but this is perfectly normal behavior. The herd must be culled less we grow fat and weak. Those hamburgers deserved their fate. It is the natural cycle of life and rash indeed is he who would disturb it.

-GH

Dear Mr. GiantHamburger,

Is this really how you feel OR Do you secretly want people to eat white castle hamburgers because you think your superior to them????? I think you think your better then them!!! With your Big fluffy buns, your thick, hot steamy patty, and your crisp lettuce and oh so ripe tomatoes.....all put togeather with just the right amount of condiments. You just cant stand to hear people call white castle food hamburgers can you??? They have their little grey patties on thoes nasty little hard buns and that sad little pickle, and lets not forget the grease.... MY GOD MAN THE GREASE!!!!!! It sickens you to even be mentioned in the same breath with white castles dosen't it????? DOSEN"T IT!!!!!!!!?????

Well, sir I for one will can not stand a biggot!!! I will never again eat one of you big, voluptious, juicy, hot burgers again!!!! From now on its nothing but sliders for me!!!!!!

signed MMM




NO WAIT.......... I think thats your plan to make me eat more sliders, thus making you happier!!!! YEAH!! If I eat the poor little sliders then you win... But if I don't then I am no better than you and your biggottry ways....... DAMN YOU Mr.Gianthamburger !!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!! No matter what I do you will always win!!!!! Whats a man to do..... I give up ... you win...... I am sorry I even tried to step to the man that is MR.GIANTHAMBURGER..... ..... please forgive me...........

[Minx]

Midlandmadman......holy crap that's funny! You have brought the first smile to my face today - thanks!

[Midlandmadman]

Originally posted by Minx
Midlandmadman......holy crap that's funny! You have brought the first smile to my face today - thanks!

hey thanks Minx !!!!

[Giant Hamburger]

Hail MMM!

Which is more intoxicating, the sweet siren song of a delicious hamburger or praise from Minx? I prefer both every day I can get it for lunch as well as dinner and maybe even in the middle of the night when I sneak a look in the refrigerator for a snack. Minx is never there but sometimes there are leftovers.

Enjoy your meal.
-GH

[Midlandmadman]

I tell myself to just ignore the above post and these thoughts of yummy burgers will go away..... please make them go away.............. soooooooo hungry!!!! ................drool..................