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You have a charming house (60 power (%12)).
Your KoL Certificate of Participation hangs proudly at your campsite.
You've got a comfy beanbag chair.
You have an Orcish meat locker at your campsite.
Your campsite is adorned with 1 bouquet of pretty flowers.
A fierce Meat Golem guards your goodies.
A Spooky Scarecrow looms menacingly at the entrance.
You have a Barbed-Wire Fence around your campsite.
You have a White Picket Fence around your campsite.
You have a Clockwork Maid at your campsite. She cleans up for you, and saves you a little bit of time each day (+4 Adventures/day.)
You've got a chef-in-the-box. He'll save you time by cooking stuff for you.
You've got a bartender-in-the-box. He'll save you time by making cocktails for you.
You've got a pair of Evil Golden Arches. Just looking at them makes you somewhat uncomfortable.
You have a Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium at your campsite.
Your Colossal Closet contains 28 items.

Mitch Hedberg Quotes
I got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mitch?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "Shit, I had to be somewhere..."

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... It's dirty.

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

My friend was walking down the street and he said, "I hear music." As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

I snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it though. One day I'm gonna though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.

A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, "Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?"

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

It's hard to dance if you just your lost wallet. "Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky..."

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "...Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?

If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for... That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly...

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.

People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave too."

Why are there no during pictures.

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

I had a velco wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.

I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth.

The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."

My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn't come in real handy when your gambling. I'm gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".

I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighting pen, but he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...

...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

wow i got a big clipboard.

thats what all the ladies say!

Cheer the Steelers, Black and the Gold
Here we go
Town of Pittsburgh's, Heart and Soul
Here we go
With Cowher power, will get the job done
This is the year will get that one for the thumb

Here we go
Here we go
Here we go
Steelers, Here we go
Pittsburgh's going to the Super Bowl

Here we go
We got Big Ben, hes ready to throw
Here we go
To Ward, Antwaan, and Plaxio
Here we go
Will go to Bettis when we need a touchdown
and if you get his way hes goin to knock you around

GO pittsburgh

who likes the mousepad? :)

Defiant Entertainment

(Do the Right Thing)

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And Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will

Was reading the thread here on paganism, and was googling for the Wiccan Rede.

you don't think I'd fight to get her back?

off the side of a deserted country road

You are .exe When given proper orders, you execute them flawlessly. You're familiar to most, and useful to all.

Bring back an egg from the dining hall, then ask someone if they want to assist you in a magic trick. Have your victim stick his or her fingers in the slot between the door and the door frame, just above the hinges. Give him or her the egg, and walk away.

I have speed to get under the bar (maybe not as much as you think) but enough so that i can get under it with enough time to rack properly...i'm not practicing racking weight in a 'deeper' squat... Oh and by the way...form drills help! lol

They dined on venison medallions, toasted pecans and partridgeberry compote, tiède salad of spring turbot composed of local greens, persimmon, grapefruit and home-pickled onions, young cucumbers with coriander, followed by chocolate semi-freddo, mango terrine, Valhrona chocolate mousse and brandy snap.

HE SHOPPED PRODUCT AROUND AFTER HE AGREED NOT TO, DO NOT DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN.

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

it seems to be just this one, the other one I have on there doesnt
seem to hang up. I tried repairing the tables thru the program
itself but it times out on me and doesnt complete

24/15/2008
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..ahh the hazards of testing software for a living..

u3cmv5mt <----that's it

spicy noodles

from playing Kingdom of Loathing

Charlatan

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i was writing a post in Artwork & couldn't remember how to spell his/her name...

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RD3106-9 WHEEL-BLOWER
RD4-3817-0 GRILLDENSER
RD4427-24 SWITCH-THERMOSTAT
RD5-3597-0 LOUVER
RD5-3827-1 SWITCH-AIR
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Tired of buying expensive sheets of grill mesh, only to find out that it's too large or small for your application? Let this be your last grill mesh
purchase.
<br><br>This wire mesh can be used as both square or diamond patterned grills and can be adjusted to whatever density you need, making it applicable for models of many scales.
<br><br>This auction is for one 6''x4'' sheet of chrome wire mesh. Though it comes as steel/chrome, it can be colored to whatever color you need. <br><br>
The lower image shows the range of density this grill can achieve. To lock it into a specific density, spray the sheet (before you cut it to size) with a light coat of spray-on glue; I prefer the kind sold in hobby stores that is used
to harden model railroad gravel.<br>
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Re item CAMBRO – This item had a problem in the item location file – The record key was damaged and the system could not see that the location should have been RF 000001. I corrected the record and then I ran the ORD920 utility to recalculate the reserved and B/O qty.

Sodium Bicarbonate Powder

Jesus, did you see all those fucking bombs we dropped on Iraq? It would have been cheaper to just fly overhead with cargo planes and crush the entire city under gold bricks.

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WHAT IS A CONFLICT?

WHAT IS TERRORISM?

1. Violence or threat of violence by an individual or group as a political strategy
1. Individual level
2. State level

THEORETICAL DISCUSSION (SEE PART ONE)

INTERNATIONAL CONFLICTS (WARS)

1. Wars in ancient times
2. World War I
3. World War II
4. Korea
5. Vietnam
6. India and Pakistan
7. Israel and Arabs
8. Persian Gulf

INTERNAL CONFLICTS

1. Somalia
2. Rwanda
3. Algeria
4. Sri Lanka
5. India
6. Pakistan
7. Bosnia
8. Ireland
9. ???????

WHY CONFLICTS?

1. Political Reasons
1. Political Differences
1. Party Dictatorship
2. Army Government
3. Monarchy
2. Diffusion of Power
3. Grass-Roots level movements
4. Weakening of Nation State
2. Religious Reasons
1. Christians vs. Jews
2. Christians vs. Christians
3. Muslims vs. Jews
4. Muslims vs. Christians
5. Muslims vs. Hindus
6. Muslims vs. Muslims
3. Economic Reasons
1. Economic Inequality
2. Over emphasis on economic achievements
3. Socio-cultural reasons
1. Race
2. Social class
3. Language
4. Population growth

BENEFICIARIES OF WARS (EXAMPLES FROM THE U.S.)

1. The defense industry
2. Organized labor
3. States and communities
4. Academic Communities
5. Active military personnel and veterans

SOCIO-ECONOMIC COST

1. Economic cost
1. Iran-Iraq war (1980-88): 416 billion dollars compared to total earnings of 364 billion dollars
2. Persian Gulf War (1990-91): 676 billion dollars
3. Nicaragua: 2.5 billion dollars
4. South Africa : 17-30 billion dollars
2. Social Cost
1. Human Losses
2. Material Losses
3. Loss of civil rights
4. Loss of mutual trust
5. Dehumanization

"All the enemies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasures of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years. And at what point then us the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher." Abraham Lincoln: January 27, 1838

HISTORY

* 1945: U.S. Explodes its first nuclear bomb in New Mexico and drops Atom Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
* 1949: The Soviet Union explodes its first nuclear bomb
* 1952: Britain joins the nuclear club
* 1957: U.S. Conducts its first underground nuclear test in Nevada
* 1960: France becomes a nuclear power
* 1964: China becomes a nuclear power
* 1966: Two U.S. planes carrying nuclear weapons collide in Spain
* 1996: U.N. Approves CTBT
* 1998: India explodes 5 nuclear devices
* 1998: Pakistan explodes six nuclear devices
* Israel has 100 nuclear bombs but has never tested them
* Iran, Iraq, Libya, and North Korea are suspected to have nuclear weapons

HOW MANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS?
RUSSIA 13-20,000
U.S.A 15,000
FRANCE 482
CHINA 434
U.K. 100
INDIA 60
PAKISTAN 15-25

SOME FACTS ABOUT U.S. NUCLEAR WEAPONS

* Cost of Manhattan Project $20,000,000,000
* Total nuclear weapons built 70,000
* Number of dismantled pits in Texas 9,204
* States with largest number of nuclear weapons: New Mexico, Georgia, Washington, Nevada, and North Dakota
* Total area occupied by U.S. nuclear weapons bases and facilities 15, 357 square miles
* Nuclear bombs lost in accidents and never recovered: 11

REFERENCES:

* www.news.bbc.co.uk
* www.envirolink.org
* www.brook.edu

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number 9

...I dunno why tho.

Community Update - 6/30/05

Update 1.01 Coming Soon
That's right, the first Battlefield 2 Update is coming your way very soon. We've kept quiet about this update so far, but today we're going to reveal the major fixes coming with the Update. The best part is, every fix in this update is a result of Community feedback on the demo and retail game release.

Fixes

-Fixed issues that caused the Multiplayer Browser to become unresponsive.

We've added some new functionality and buttons to the Multiplayer Browser that make finding an open game of Battlefield 2 much, much easier. Issues users have encountered involving zero ping servers or browser hangs have all be addressed.

-Fixed an issue where some game controls were not available to be rebound within the Options menu.

Some functions previously were not available to be rebound in the Controls Options menus. These items have been added to make rebinding of functions much easier.

-Fixed a crash with rebinding LMB

Users who rebind the Left Mouse Button to "Move forward" rejoice!

With these fixes and more, it should be much easier to get in to a game of Battlefield 2 and that much easier to play it the way you want to play it. Look for this update to be deployed into battle some time next week!

Linux Server Build
Many of you have made us aware of issues with the previously released retail Linux server (2442) in both 32-bit and 64-bit environments. DICE has finished work on a replacement build and QA has been working hard to validate something that we can release to the community. Our goal is to get a fully operational version of the Linux server out to the Community ASAP. Stay tuned to this spot for updates.

BF2 Editor Update
Those of you who have been watching this space over the last couple of weeks are aware the BF2 Editor was intended to be released to the Community by the end of June. While we feel we are on the homestretch now in terms of being able to release a complete Battlefield 2 Mod Development Toolkit, we will not be able to meet our previously stated goal. At this time, we are committed to getting the Open Beta of the Battlefield 2 Editor released some time in July. Stay tuned to this space for more details.

Advanced Tactical Center for Battlefield 2 Releasing!
Tomorrow marks the initial release to the community of a tool built by Foolish Entertainment especially for Battlefield 2 - the Advanced Tactical Center for Battlefield 2. This easy to use tool allows your clan to communicate tactics easily and evolve them together in real time! There are also some new tools to the ATC like "zoom", "export tactic" and a "Custom Map Wizard" that builds upon the already large library of tools! Create and manage your squad before even joining a server with ATC. For more information on ATC, visit www.foolishentertainment.com

Have a greath 4th everybody!

You can send your name/callsign all the way to Pluto free of charge.

The New Horizons mission is due to launch January 11th 2006 to perform reconnaissance of Pluto-Charon and the Kuiper Belt.

All the names entered on the website below will be recorded on a CD which will be mounted on the spacecraft before it begins it's historic journey to Pluto and beyond.

Dial Up:
http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/ecard/sendNa...ntent_low.html

Broadband:
http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/ecard/sendNa...d_content.html

To get your call sign included just enter it after your last name, eg

John Doe/M0JAD

When you've entered your name there is a very nice certificate available for you to print out.

North American Shriners gathered for a convention in Baltimore have voted to expand their children's hospital in Montreal, rather than move the facility to London, Ontario.

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else cmd 3=skip, 7=end, 'Roll'=keep scanning, 'Help'.

Giambi, Sierra power Yanks past Tribe; 'Unit' struggles

Dame Edna

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i dunno!

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teleporter

damn, and I told myself I wasn't gonna post in the duplicate thread... can we lock that thing? =)

PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways you know.

I know it's mean, but i don't care.

Where on earth does she get these outfits? Tonight's creation emphasises all the wrong bits- and what's with the hanging thingy at the front?

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Bwhahahahahahha! It was a MySpace survey. And not even mine.
Out of respect for Mr. Strange Famous, I won't repost it, but that was effin' hilarious.

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so what is a hideous fucking CHUD anyways?