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KWSN · 04-27-2003, 11:44 AM

I've been trying for a very long time to find the worst website on the internet, so funny that you cry in agony if you even so much as walk past a computer with that webpage displayed. Well, today, I believe I have found it:

http://www.angelfire.com/super2/bandwagonboy/

After reading this, I hope to God that it is a joke, because if it were real it would make me cry.

That's just my opinion though. Share with me other websites that you've seen in the past that are so bad that you need someone else to comfort you if you look at them.

wakelagger · 04-27-2003, 11:53 AM

The worst use of the internet. Ever.
You should see if you can submit this to Something Awful for the Awful Link of the Day if it hasn't already been done. They'll tear this site apart.

GuttersnipeXL · 04-27-2003, 11:59 AM

Here is a nice website about the merits of chewing Skoal tobacco. I don't know, this picture pretty much says it all. Pretty low grade if you ask me!.....http://www.juniorhockeybible.com/SKOAL2.html

richeee · 04-27-2003, 12:03 PM

Yes, KW, I believe you have found it!
Sad, really sad. But aren't most of the "sites" on angelfire?

G_Whiz · 04-27-2003, 12:19 PM

KWSN, How dare you inflict that site upon the loyal TFP family. That sucks big time.

I suspect you really have found it, the worst site on the net.

HeyAgain · 04-27-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
I've been trying for a very long time to find the worst website on the internet, so funny that you cry in agony if you even so much as walk past a computer with that webpage displayed. Well, today, I believe I have found it:

http://www.angelfire.com/super2/bandwagonboy/

After reading this, I hope to God that it is a joke, because if it were real it would make me cry.

That's just my opinion though. Share with me other websites that you've seen in the past that are so bad that you need someone else to comfort you if you look at them.

Here is a tribute to Bandwagon Boy.

http://bandwagon.boy.youaremyfriend.com/

George W Bush · 04-27-2003, 03:14 PM

God help you if you go as far as to listen to his songs.

http://www.nakedcowboy.com/

cchris · 04-27-2003, 05:45 PM

Aaahh,Nothing like a niche market.

I hope Fat Chicks in party hats meets your requirements.

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

cchris · 04-28-2003, 08:28 AM

Hmm

What about Porn for the blind
then?

(Warning) XXX

http://slackcrew.com/Blood_PuP/docs/blind_porn.html

chodarama · 04-28-2003, 08:39 AM

heh, here's a quote from that site:

" This here websight is the official winner of the 2001 BW Award for Best Websight in the whole world! What a awesome award! Other 2001 BW award winners are such awesome people as the Great Coach Kay Shane Battier and the Losangeles Lakers! Wow we are all in some great company!!

And I am allso the official winner of the 2002 BW Award for Best Internet Websight of the Whole World it RULES and is awesome and I am the only one to REPEAT and win it both in 2001 and 2002 and I am on my way to my THREEPETE to win it ALL again this year! YESSSSSS!! I RULE!!!"

I give him the 2003 fuckwad award.

Go_AVS · 04-28-2003, 09:20 AM

KWSN - I agree that site sucks, they can't even spell April.

KWSN · 04-28-2003, 09:01 PM

You have to give bandwagon boy some credit for his NFL Draft "Incite" though...

Quote:

COMMENTERY AND INCITE!!!:

Ever day I will be posting my information and top secret insider incite into the sports!

Aperil 25! Well the big news is that my sorces have told me the bigtime redhot super insider info on the NFL draft! It is unreal how big this info is and i have it for you right here! Now trust me this info comes from a very relible sorce belief me this guy is right on and has many inside connections and knows all about foot ball and scubscribes to USA today and foot ball Digess and Melkiper magazine and many other books with inside info! This insider garantees me that the Nuber #1 pick in the Big Draft tomorrow is going to be: CARSEN DALEY from USC! Unreal how I can get this info and tell it to all of you for free like this but that is the fact write it down and take it to the bank! Now the word is that Carsen Daley is a qaterback who is a passer who is good at throwing the ball! He is big and strong and a superstar and of course won the big Hiseman trophy for Most Famous Foot ball Player last year like I perdicted! So he will be a great drafting pick and is a superstar and I would go buy his shirt but he will play for crummy looser Cincinati Bangles and I dont want they garbage looser uneforms! So there is the scoop it is all true check it out once again I have the best info and you can always trust me because I am ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! Your welcome!

Carson Daley.... lol

bundy · 04-29-2003, 05:53 AM

my vote goes to the blind porn site.
thanks - i haven't laughed that hard in ages.

macmanmike6100 · 09-09-2003, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
After reading this, I hope to God that it is a joke, because if it were real it would make me cry.

I think it's a joke because there is a place to download a video but, instead, it points to a false directory (so that you get the ol' 404)

still, read it and realize how horrendous it is

uncle phil · 09-09-2003, 03:32 AM

air45?

stinkynutz · 09-09-2003, 06:00 AM

This is the webpage that started a trend. It's not real, but it's stupid and funny

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

dy156 · 09-09-2003, 06:33 AM

I still think this is the worst site:
www.ratemypoo.com

baaa · 09-09-2003, 06:38 AM

i liked bandwagnboy

God of Thunder · 09-09-2003, 07:07 AM

www.zombo.com

Troublebot · 09-09-2003, 07:17 AM

Lord KW, what did I do to you that you make me read shit like this?

"Unreal I am a very busy and importent man I dont have time to run to the damn postoffice ever day and I need my money for food and cloths and beers and cable I cant be spending it all on electricety!"

Worst. Website. Ever.

JazzmanAl · 09-09-2003, 09:39 AM

This is zomb.com. I love that.

Sun Tzu · 09-09-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Hmm

What about Porn for the blind
then?

(Warning) XXX

http://slackcrew.com/Blood_PuP/docs/blind_porn.html

Thats hilarious!!!!!

Sun Tzu · 09-09-2003, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stinkynutz
This is the webpage that started a trend. It's not real, but it's stupid and funny

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Yeah this is pretty much a waste of space

Sorry about the double post here. I should have waited until seeing all of them before commenting. They just appear to get progressively worse.

Averett · 09-09-2003, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stinkynutz
This is the webpage that started a trend. It's not real, but it's stupid and funny

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Best. Website. Ever (well, next to TFP of course

)

Quote:

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Classic!

Marius1 · 09-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Strap this site on for size!

http://members.aol.com/DaveRaver/

Ashton · 09-09-2003, 11:36 AM

Those sites suck but this one sucks the most! Bask in the glory of ANTIPORN GUY

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

Ashton · 09-09-2003, 11:41 AM

Don't forget to look at Antiporn guys lovely photos, he's quite the dashing man about town.......

marcopolo · 09-09-2003, 01:42 PM

My humble selection for the worst category ...

http://www.alexchiu.com/

Johnny Rotten · 09-09-2003, 02:03 PM

The latest IGN corporate tie-in is the most astoundingly stupid design I've ever seen. Me and several other people seriously thought the site had been hacked, and we now refer to it as "McIGN."

Ho-train · 09-09-2003, 02:20 PM

What the fuck...the Macauly Culkin sanctuary...

Speed_Gibson · 09-09-2003, 03:25 PM

how this wonderful site: http://www.rvrent.net/
you can play with the table borders and watch them move.

created by frontpage 5.0 according to the source code

anleja · 09-09-2003, 04:33 PM

after visiting "fat chicks in party hats," I have the urge to throw my computer away. Awfulness abounds.

"anti-porn guy." He has two cats. I'm glad he let us know that right away, before his spiel.

I want to see "fat chicks in party hats VS. anti-porn guy."

Esen · 09-09-2003, 04:44 PM

This is one for you but please make sure that when you are on the page to click on the peterpans fashion page link.
all and all there are a lot of nook and crannies on this site.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

IckUber · 09-09-2003, 05:48 PM

www.nakedfatchildmolesters.com

jhericurl21 · 09-09-2003, 07:35 PM

whats that one site with the kid with a mullet asking for a girlfriend? Newgrounds has a whole section based on him

CSflim · 09-10-2003, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ashton
Those sites suck but this one sucks the most! Bask in the glory of ANTIPORN GUY

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

I would like to believe that this was a wind up...I really really would.

KWSN · 09-28-2003, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
I would like to believe that this was a wind up...I really really would.

Agreed. That is so incredibly terrible.

Munku · 09-28-2003, 09:30 AM

*Blind Porn*

Wall.. Bed.. Brown Roots.

crow_daw · 09-28-2003, 09:08 PM

Well, lemme just say bandwagonboy was hilarious, and I love realultimatepower, its fucking awesome.

Now, in a different vein, I think that http://www.bangedup.com is the worst website on the Net, but for totally different reasons.

It gives new meaning to word disturbing, I hate that goddamned site.

04-27-2003, 11:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
KWSN green	What is the worst website ever? I've been trying for a very long time to find the worst website on the internet, so funny that you cry in agony if you even so much as walk past a computer with that webpage displayed. Well, today, I believe I have found it: http://www.angelfire.com/super2/bandwagonboy/ After reading this, I hope to God that it is a joke, because if it were real it would make me cry. That's just my opinion though. Share with me other websites that you've seen in the past that are so bad that you need someone else to comfort you if you look at them. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-27-2003, 11:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Here is a nice website about the merits of chewing Skoal tobacco. I don't know, this picture pretty much says it all. Pretty low grade if you ask me!.....http://www.juniorhockeybible.com/SKOAL2.html __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-27-2003, 12:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Yes, KW, I believe you have found it! Sad, really sad. But aren't most of the "sites" on angelfire? __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-27-2003, 12:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	KWSN, How dare you inflict that site upon the loyal TFP family. That sucks big time. I suspect you really have found it, the worst site on the net. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

04-27-2003, 03:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
George W Bush Tilted Location: The Great Lone Star State	God help you if you go as far as to listen to his songs. http://www.nakedcowboy.com/ __________________ "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning" "You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

04-27-2003, 11:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	The worst use of the internet. Ever. You should see if you can submit this to Something Awful for the Awful Link of the Day if it hasn't already been done. They'll tear this site apart.

04-27-2003, 05:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Aaahh,Nothing like a niche market. I hope Fat Chicks in party hats meets your requirements. http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-28-2003, 08:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Hmm What about Porn for the blind then? (Warning) XXX http://slackcrew.com/Blood_PuP/docs/blind_porn.html __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-28-2003, 08:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	heh, here's a quote from that site: " This here websight is the official winner of the 2001 BW Award for Best Websight in the whole world! What a awesome award! Other 2001 BW award winners are such awesome people as the Great Coach Kay Shane Battier and the Losangeles Lakers! Wow we are all in some great company!! And I am allso the official winner of the 2002 BW Award for Best Internet Websight of the Whole World it RULES and is awesome and I am the only one to REPEAT and win it both in 2001 and 2002 and I am on my way to my THREEPETE to win it ALL again this year! YESSSSSS!! I RULE!!!" I give him the 2003 fuckwad award.

04-28-2003, 09:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	KWSN - I agree that site sucks, they can't even spell April. __________________ MIA...

04-29-2003, 05:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	my vote goes to the blind porn site. thanks - i haven't laughed that hard in ages. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-09-2003, 03:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	air45? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-09-2003, 06:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
stinkynutz Insane	This is the webpage that started a trend. It's not real, but it's stupid and funny http://www.realultimatepower.net/

09-09-2003, 06:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	I still think this is the worst site: www.ratemypoo.com

09-09-2003, 06:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	i liked bandwagnboy

09-09-2003, 07:07 AM	#19 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	www.zombo.com __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

09-09-2003, 09:39 AM	#21 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	This is zomb.com. I love that. __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

09-09-2003, 07:17 AM	#20 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Lord KW, what did I do to you that you make me read shit like this? "Unreal I am a very busy and importent man I dont have time to run to the damn postoffice ever day and I need my money for food and cloths and beers and cable I cant be spending it all on electricety!" Worst. Website. Ever. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-09-2003, 11:13 AM	#25 (permalink)
Marius1 Loser Location: Wales	Strap this site on for size! http://members.aol.com/DaveRaver/

09-09-2003, 11:36 AM	#26 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	Those sites suck but this one sucks the most! Bask in the glory of ANTIPORN GUY http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

09-09-2003, 11:41 AM	#27 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	Don't forget to look at Antiporn guys lovely photos, he's quite the dashing man about town.......

09-09-2003, 01:42 PM	#28 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	My humble selection for the worst category ... http://www.alexchiu.com/ __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-09-2003, 02:03 PM	#29 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	The latest IGN corporate tie-in is the most astoundingly stupid design I've ever seen. Me and several other people seriously thought the site had been hacked, and we now refer to it as "McIGN." __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

09-09-2003, 02:20 PM	#30 (permalink)
Ho-train Crazy Location: The Big Apple, NY	What the fuck...the Macauly Culkin sanctuary... __________________ And for our next topic...The Clitoris! Nature's rubix cube...

09-09-2003, 03:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	how this wonderful site: http://www.rvrent.net/ you can play with the table borders and watch them move. created by frontpage 5.0 according to the source code

09-09-2003, 04:33 PM	#32 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	after visiting "fat chicks in party hats," I have the urge to throw my computer away. Awfulness abounds. "anti-porn guy." He has two cats. I'm glad he let us know that right away, before his spiel. I want to see "fat chicks in party hats VS. anti-porn guy." Last edited by anleja; 09-09-2003 at 04:39 PM..

09-09-2003, 04:44 PM	#33 (permalink)
Esen TFPer formaly known as Chauncey Location: North East	This is one for you but please make sure that when you are on the page to click on the peterpans fashion page link. all and all there are a lot of nook and crannies on this site. http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ __________________ ~Esen What is everyone doing in my room?

09-09-2003, 05:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	www.nakedfatchildmolesters.com __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

09-09-2003, 07:35 PM	#35 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	whats that one site with the kid with a mullet asking for a girlfriend? Newgrounds has a whole section based on him

09-28-2003, 09:30 AM	#38 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Blind Porn Wall.. Bed.. Brown Roots.

09-28-2003, 09:08 PM	#39 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Well, lemme just say bandwagonboy was hilarious, and I love realultimatepower, its fucking awesome. Now, in a different vein, I think that http://www.bangedup.com is the worst website on the Net, but for totally different reasons. It gives new meaning to word disturbing, I hate that goddamned site. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons