Describe yourself in one sentence
 

I stole this from the old board, but it was a good thread. My sentence is:

I am a dirty thief.

happy as a pig in shit

Where ever I go, there I am.

one man who is pleased as punk the forum is back up

I'm tall! http://www.boomspeed.com/sixate/wiggle.gif

I am Horney all the time:D

i am just a person who does things with stuff.

chilled to perfection,

pretty well covers it.

There can only be Oane.



/cringe

I'm extremely patient.

Re-registered.

Right on, Lucky for me i have a GF that's always happy to oblige:D

I am excited and scared.

(You know who you are.)

I can't believe it's not butter.

Huh?

Sad, but more often than not, true.

Fuck You.

I am crapulous.

I'm an enigma, wrapped in a riddle.

I'm a riddle, wrapped up in an enigma.

Donughts, Beer, Boobies, and the Meaning of life.

My favorite writer - Homer!

F.A.G. Fine Asian Guy
or
F.A.G.G.O.T. Fine Asian Guy Going Out Tonight

LOL johnnysmokes

me:
I wasn't there, I didn't do it, you don't know me.

Well meaning, good natured, asshole.

<b><font color=FFFF00 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Happy-go-lucky....;)


:D :cool: :D

I asked someone this once - I got:

"He's tall and has the most stupidly huge sideburns I have ever seen - his hair is too long and he is total and utter geek"

Or words to that effect

Let me use this and raise it to....

I'm tall, sexy, and independant.

Wealthy in every way except financial

i'm loving my life.

Thumotic

Evil Doers Succeed

;)

Five-foot-one-and-a-half and loving it.

I drink, therefor I am

drinking a beer, listening to ELO and failing to come up with anthing witty. Oh, well. crap - that was two sentances... no three now.

I'm large, wish I was in charge, and just totally crazy.

Kinky icecream cone with just a hint of vanilla

i am generally very gruntled

I am Reborn.

I never did like my original username - not that anyone would recognize it.

A shadowy lurking character from no fixed address...

I love to drink Tequila(Don Julio is my favorite) and to listen Gustavo Cerati!!

I'm doing it right now!!

Please do not feed the monkey, just sit still as it quietly judges you.

Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark. Blind to good and evil, reckless of destruction, omnipotent matter rolls on its relentless way; for man, condemned today to lose his dearest, tomorrow himself to pass through the gate of darkness, it remains only to cherish, ere yet the blow falls, the lofty thoughts that ennoble his little day; disdaining the coward terrors of the slave of Fate, to worship at the shrine of chance, to preserve a mind free from the wanton tyranny that rules his outward life; proudly defiant of the irresistible forces that tolerate, for a moment, his knowledge and his condemnation, to sustain alone, a weary but unyielding Atlas, the world that his own ideals have fashioned despite the trampling march of unconscious power.

No matter what, I'm always cute.

That's good.

A Banana-Moose hybrid.

Here.

My goal in life is to destroy all who sport 'No Fear' logos on their cars.

Always waiting, thats me!

A living bundle of contradictions.

Hey, live well and regret nothing -- but try not to hurt anyone along the way.

Sometimes happy, sometimes angry - always an asshole.

One sentence!? hell son, I can do it in one word,..

Perfection

just so damn gassy.....uuuurrrrppp

Content with life

Where are my pants?

I can't describe myslef in one sentence.

I'm hungry.

(No really. I am.)

Fearful quiet shy little mouse that likes to eat strawberries.

tired gonna go to bed.....

later all

Secretive and soon to be the guy you'll be jealous of.

I'm a tall thin dark haired woman who is happily married to alpha phi

*edit* and I love the conversations I have with him.

i'm an easy going, fun wheelchaired, long haired, piercing loving, womanizing freak.

Let the beautiful people describe themselves....

Supermodel Wisdom

They're beautiful. They're photogenic. They're also often a few feathers short of a duck. Here are some memorable quotes from some of our favorite supermodels. Remember, it's not what you say, it's what you say.

ON THINKING: "When I model, I pretty much blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work." (Paulina Porizkova)

ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." (Cindy Crawford)

ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." (Carole Mallory)

ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." (Beverly Johnson)

ON ROLE MODELS: "If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us." (Gena Lee Nolan)

ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." (Christie Brinkley)

ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." (Kathy Ireland, star of Alien from L.A. and Danger Island)

ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." (Paulina Porizkova)

ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." (Kim Alexis)

ON GEOPOLITICS: "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." (Jerry Hall)

I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face. Claudia Schiffer

ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER: "I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face." (Claudia Schiffer)

ON INNER STRENGTH: "I love the confidence that makeup gives me." (Tyra Banks)

ON TRAVEL: "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care." (Tyra Banks)

ON BREAKTHROUGHS: "Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling." (Gabrielle Reece)

ON EPIPHANY: "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." (Christie Brinkley)

ON HEREDITY: "My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'" (Beverly Johnson)

ON THE BASICS: "It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout." (Cheryl Tiegs)

ON INTRODUCTIONS: "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself—it's eerie." (Christy Turlington)

ON COURTSHIP: "The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby." (Fabio)

ON TRAGEDY: "The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles—but I had on thick tights underneath." (Naomi Campbell)

ON SURVIVAL: "If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers." (Carol Alt)

ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS: "I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them." (Cindy Crawford)

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak.Linda Evangelista

ON LOGIC: "I think if my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me." (Christy Turlington)

ON VERSATILITY: "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak." (Linda Evangelista)

ON BODY PARTS: "I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous." (Tyra Banks)

ON BODY LANGUAGE: "You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight." (Christy Turlington)

ON DEPRIVATION: "If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time." (Linda Evangelista)

ON THE GRIEVING PROCESS: "When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss." (Veronica Webb)

ON VENGEANCE: "Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair." (Tasha)

ON MOTIVATION: "It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would." (Kate Moss)

ON ECONOMICS: "I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day." (Linda Evangelista)

I am, therefore I am, so be it I am.

Generally, I'm a pretty nice guy.

whats up
 

ONE BIG WALKING DISEASE

To Help solve peoples and my own personal problems and to see what lies in the path ahead.

I'm not who I think I am.

I'm with ICER... I can do it in one word...


BITCH

i am myself, the sum total of my existence to date...

like a monkey on payday

I am a chameleon....

Hopefully I can improve.

A spark of conciousness on the edge of the void, with whiskers.

Wondering why I'm here.

FREE OF PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.

You took my senior quote! I was going to say that... :(

I am always changing.

I am not what anyone else thinks I am; I am only myself.

Full of a passion for life so strong that I cannot do anything but wait to see what the next day shall bring for me to overcome.

over worked, over sexed and under the influence!

"I am the ownage"

Well Hung.......

If we always remain all the people we've been, I will forever be a wandering spirit--a collector of not only stories of far away and tiny trinkets of remembrance, but pieces of myself.

Run.

(Imperative, so it qualifies as a complete sentence)

This is the best one here, minus the typo. Hil-arious.

I have a feeling that some of you other guys might want to read a helpful guide.

+C

I am Horney all the time